Decker:


Is that your kid bro?

Yes.

YourMain:


Yes.

He is cute, and you kinda look different in this picture.

Decker:


He is cute, and you kinda look different in this picture.

He is. Ehm. I don't think so but okay.

YourMain:


He is. Ehm. I don't think so but okay.

You look prettier and more girly.

Bolu, you can now apologize.

Decker:


You look prettier and more girly.

Bolu, you can now apologize.

You mean I look like a ten year old.

Pffffffft. For what ?

YourMain:
I think you should talk to your friend and get her feelings. If she was honestly your friend she'd be okay with it

Word!!

dreampraywork:

Word!!

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YourMain:


You mean I look like a ten year old.

Pffffffft. For what ?

Gosh! You have to stop being so critical about your looks. Yesterday you looked like a boy, today you look like a ten year old. You should stop all this, seriously. You are always beautiful...in a every picture you take. Start believing that.
I don't know the kind of friends you have or the people around you and what they tell you, or whatever it is you were told while you were growing up. Whatever negative thing it was that all these people said about your looks is a BIG LIE.
You are GORGEOUS, and I am not flattering you.

Errm...what you said to me?

Decker:


Gosh! You have to stop being so critical about your looks. Yesterday you looked like a boy, today you look like a ten year old. You should stop all this, seriously. You are always beautiful...in a every picture you take. Start believing that.
I don't know the kind of friends you have or the people around you and what they tell you, or whatever it is you were told while you were growing up. Whatever negative thing it was that all these people said about your looks is a BIG LIE.
You are gorgeous, and I am not flattering you.

Errm...what you said to me.

I'm not being critical Im just being honest. I do look like a ten year old lol my main goal in most pictures is to look as old as possible.

That is surprisingly very nice. . Thank you David. I'm sure you're a very handsome dashing young man yourself .

Your apology died the second you chose to be rude.

YourMain:


I'm not being critical Im just being honest. I do look like a ten year old lol my main goal in most pictures is to look as old as possible.

That is surprisingly very nice. . Thank you David. I'm sure you're a very handsome dashing young man yourself .

Your apology died the second you chose to be rude.

You are welcome. Don't get your hopes up, I am not that handsome.

I was rude because you insulted me. You called me a gobshite.

Chanchit:


Its only a senseless guy that would get back with his ex in this kinda situation, the bae feels the guy is not good enough for her, had it been the guy is rolling in millions, even @22 she won't think it twice before saying "YES!" I'm not saying the guy won't cheat again in his life, but it probably won't be with his ex if he gets married to her friend now.
I still hear a story of how one old woman snatched her best friends (man friend) that's what they call it then, the old couple are still married now, and this case is not even snatching o, na free transfer.

I hear you. but I have seen cases where the married partner got back with the ex and started cheating on their spouse.

I am sure you've heard such stories too.

Decker:


You are welcome. Don't get your hopes up, I am not that handsome.

I was rude because you insulted me. You called me a gobshite.

. Awh I'm sorry. I'd consider gobshite a "friendly insult" since I only use it with friends. But you're right, I apologise.

Gosh! You can't be so critical about your looks. Stop it, seriously. You are handsome. Start believing it lol

Ioannes:


I hear you. but I have seen cases where the married partner got back with the ex and started cheating on their spouse.

I am sure you've heard such stories too.

This is Africa, if the husband cheats only without marrying another, then the wife is lucky.

YourMain:


. Awh I'm sorry. I'd consider gobshite a "friendly insult" since I only use it with friends. But you're right, I apologise.

Gosh! You can't be so critical about your looks. Stop it, seriously. You are handsome. Start believing it lol

Apology accepted.

Actually, I didn't know what Gobshite was, so I googled it and the results I saw were really bad and aggravating. lol

Trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, eh? Funny!

I read your last three diary posts. It was nice, I learned a lot.

Decker:


Apology accepted.

Actually, I didn't know what Gobshite was, so I googled it and the results I saw were really bad and aggravating. lol

Trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, eh? Funny!

It's a very Irish slang. Anyways I didn't mean it in a bad way. I am sorry.

Hehe well there's nothing wrong with the medicine so

So, why are you being all nice all of a sudden ?

YourMain:


It's a very Irish slang. Anyways I didn't mean it in a bad way. I am sorry.

Hehe well there's nothing wrong with the medicine so

So, why are you being all nice all of a sudden ?

It's my medicine. When pharmacists make medicine, they don't taste it, they only test it on patients or lab rats. Lol.

But I am always nice naw.

Decker:


It's my medicine. When pharmacists make medicine, they don't taste it, they only test it on patients or lab rats. Lol.

But I am always nice naw.

I'm pretty sure that's a generic medicine like paracetamol. And when pharmacists get sick they take it too

Bhet why are you lying . Everybody knows you're the town bully

YourMain:


I'm pretty sure that's a generic medicine like paracetamol. And when pharmacists get sick they take it too

Bhet why are you lying . Everybody knows you're the town bully

But I am not sick naw

Me? When? Where?

No, I am a good boy. I have always been. I have even dedicated my life to Christ. I am a new creature, old things are past away.

Praise the Lord!

Decker:


Me? When? Where?

No, I am a good boy. I have always been. I have even dedicated my life to Christ. I am a new creature, old things are past away.

Praise the Lord!

Lol ah you want to be lying . Didn't you hear that all liars go to hell

New Creature where ? Yknow God and I are besties, I'll report you to Him. You're going to get in big trouble

The zero friends you've made here will defend you

I wasn't sick either oo

Lemme narrate what is going on above me..


Somebody is in Love.

YourMain:


Lol ah you want to be lying . Didn't you hear that all liars go to hell

New Creature where ? Yknow God and I are besties, I'll report you to Him. You're going to get in big trouble

The zero friends you've made here will defend you

I wasn't sick either oo

But I am not lying naw. I am telling the truth.

Report me to him if you like. He is my friend too. I am not afraid. Wait! Wait! Wait!...don't report me yet, I did something bad today.

Who told you I have zero friends? I have many friends o. Wait let me mention them to you. Errm...You...erm msphyno, oborathesubtle estherfabian, you see, I can go on and on and on.

Decker:


But I am not lying naw. I am telling the truth.

Report me to him if you like. He is my friend too. I am not afraid. Wait! Wait! Wait!...don't report me yet, I did something bad today.

Who told you I have zero friends? I have many friends o. Wait let me mention them to you. Errm...You...erm msphyno, oborathesubtle estherfabian, you see, I can go on and on and on.

Can you see yourself. New creature didn't even last ten minutes . You better start being nice to me . I'll issue a personal flood just for you.

Friends... . We're all just pretending cause we feel sorry for you . We can't just leave you there on your own so we take turns

Nairalands bully. Can't wait for the awards. I can see your name already

YourMain:


Can you see yourself. New creature didn't even last ten minutes . You better start being nice to me . I'll issue a personal flood just for you.

Friends... . We're all just pretending cause we feel sorry for you . We can't just leave you there on your own so we take turns

Nairalands bully. Can't wait for the awards. I can see your name already

I didn't do it intentionally, it was the work of the devil
Okay I promise, I will be nice to you from now on. I cross my heart and hope to die.

Please don't issue a personal flood for me. Pleeaasee. I am scared of dieing by drowning or anything that involves not being able to breathe. It's my worst fear.

There are other peeps who deserve that award. I no even reach.

Decker:


I didn't do it intentionally, it was the work of the devil
Okay I promise, I will be nice to you from now on. I cross my hear and hope to die.

Please don't issue a personal flood for me. Pleeaasee. I am scared of dieing by drowning or anything that involves not being able to breathe. It's my worst fear.

There are other peeps who deserve that award. I no even reach.

What did you do even ? Devil ko devil ni. No problem since it was the devil. Yourself and himself will chill together in hell

Seriously ? What about being buried alive ? I can pity you and tell Him to send thunder and fire you .

Don't worry. All your " friends " will vote for you. You're surely to win!

Cross your hear and hope to die

YourMain:


What did you do even ? Devil ko devil ni. No problem since it was the devil. Yourself and himself will chill together in hell

Seriously ? What about being buried alive ? I can pity you and tell Him to send thunder and fire you .

Don't worry. All your " friends " will vote for you. You're surely to win!

Cross your hear and hope to die

I lied to someone about something just for my own selfish gain. My God, I am such a bad person.

God forbid, hell is not my portion. Tufiakwa!

Being buried alive still involves suffocation. It's still in the same category as drowning. But scarier!
I don't want thunder, I don't want any of the above. Please don't report me to Him. Please, or do you want me to cry?

I won't win. Do you want to place a bet?

I meant heart. It was a typo!

Naija guys have been using marriage to lure naija gurls since d biafran war
Them no de learn

Eleniyan15:
RUN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE GUY IS CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM THE TRAUMA, he IS NOT STABLE @OL

RELAX take CHILL PILL

WATCH OUT!!!

BUH LADIES SEF EHN,MAKE I NO TALK BUT
OP YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT



you where crushing on this guy BEFORE

No I wasn't crushing on him o. He just happens to be a good guy and I don't feel dress nothing bad dre. It's an ex boyfriend not ex husband now.

Decker:


I lied to someone about something just for my own selfish gain. My God, I am such a bad person.

God forbid, hell is not my portion. Tufiakwa!

Buried alive still involves suffocation. It's still in the same category as drowning. But scarier!
I don't want thunder, I don't want any of the above. Please don't report me to Him. Please, or do you want me to cry?

I won't win. Do you want to place a bet?

I meant heart. It was a typo!

Advice una no give, na to dry derail my thread. I pray you don't enter my shoe one of this days

Xone3:

Advice una no give, na to dry derail my thread. I pray you don't enter my shoe one of this days

Sorry Ma! Ndo! Kpele! You need to see me now; I am actually kneeling and pleading.

Amen!

Decker:


Sorry Ma! Ndo! Kpele! You need to see me now; I am actually kneeling and pleading.

Amen!

You had better be sorry
Na so una too dey do

Xone3:

Advice una no give, na to dry derail my thread. I pray you don't enter my shoe one of this days

Madam deal with him mercilessly
Dont wait till he enters Ur shoe

BUTCHCASSIDY:


You had better be sorry
Na so una too dey do

Bro, I am really sorry oh. I don't know what got inside me.