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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by odinese(m): 10:59am On Jan 24, 2016
obstead200:

Guy, the ur pick-up line is da bomb!!!!!! She is a fine girl Sha. So quickly proceed to the next step.

Sorry what do mean by "The ur pick-up line"
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by ReneeNuttall(f): 11:54am On Jan 24, 2016
SSpeter:
A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. cry...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful undecided...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?
Perhaps u. Covered d soup yile it was boiling, perhaps d onion was too much,lastly chicken has oil jst like vegetable oil and u knw only palm oil is allowed fr ogbonor,hence u shldd av scooped out d oil frm d stock. As fr d soapy taste u no rinse d pot well.
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by juanmiguel: 12:40pm On Jan 24, 2016
Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh undecided

Abi na management soup u been dey find? cheesy
a cup of ogbono is 350-400

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by missjane: 1:08pm On Jan 24, 2016
Maybe she wanted to make this type...

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh undecided

Abi na management soup u been dey find? cheesy

Chai.. na wa oooo

Who tell u dis guy no get red oil and Maggi for house?
U for say u go buy salt, matches, kerosene and pure water grin

From ur breakdown, na #1,150 go land ogbono soup in front of my guy...PM me for more details grin cheesy grin

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
SSpeter:
Na my soup you dey put all this lists? Wow?...okay excluding ogbono,stock fish, meat and fresh fish I have every other thing at home. I don't eat meat. chicken or turkey....I have semo, garri (white nd yellow), Amala, wheat.....so cont'd with the maths let me see where I erred.

Coreect guy!

I don defend u sef, just scroll up...

Imagine, sbe bn thnk say ur house na desert... grin cheesy grin

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nigerianspring(f): 1:27pm On Jan 24, 2016
1500 can prepare a finger biting ogbonno with kpomo, kpanla, dryfish and crayfish...uziza leaves to give it that waoh taste. As for the soupy taste that happens when the ogbonno stayed too long in the warehouse or shop. That is why i buy my fresh tasting ogbonno from the yoruba women from the village that sells ogbonno at oyingbo market every market day.

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jan 24, 2016
MoNickk:
1500 would cook ogbono joor...op u can't tell me u didn't have at least maggi,salt,oil n pepper in the house. oya let's break it down...

1 cup of ogbono- 200
stockfish-200
meat-300
dry or smoked fish-200
uziza leaf(prefer using that)-30
oil-60
crayfish-50 naira
salt,maggi,pepper,onions-100
garri(1 paint)- 300/350 depends on ur area

change go remain sef to buy pepsi

I LOVE this lady but I HATE ogbono soup.
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by jacoik(m): 1:53pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
If you can cook the ogbono with the same amount she rejected, dump her ass. Na bad investment babes, smiley

Modified: FIXED
lolhahaha I swear guy u don kill 3 birds with one stone

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
jacoik:
lolhahaha I swear guy u don kill 3 birds with one stone
lol

Na so na cheesy
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by jacoik(m): 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
sickstars:
1500 to cook soup?

U av not heard dat better soup na money kill am

School girls can use 500 to cook good food sha lmao !

Giv d money to a school girl she will bring 1k change for u
pls my guy, any schoolgal around ur area ? because am looking for such to marry
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
If you can cook the ogbono with the same amount she rejected, dump her ass. Na bad investment babes, smiley

Modified: FIXED
Economist

I can prepare 2 pots of soup with #1500, na elephant meat she want take cook?

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 2:29pm On Jan 24, 2016
Oyind17:

Economist

I can prepare 2 pots of soup with #1500, na elephant meat she want take cook?
lol

I guess na horse meat grin

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
Tutu , I don change already.

Will u marry me? smiley

иσт υитιℓ уσυ ρяσмιѕє тσ вє gινιиg мє 15к fσя ѕσυρ єνєяу∂αу tongue

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
RAKITIC:
good morning.... Happy sunday

ѕαмє тσ уσυ ѕιя smiley
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by kuuljay(m): 4:32pm On Jan 24, 2016
demsid:
infact u talk my mind that girl no sabi cook anything, na all these indomi generation girls b that twaci of a girl. Imagine a whole 30naira Maggi for just ogbono soup, 2 cups of ogbono. She fail big time na just fp way her post Dey nd better ppl no come quick, dem com Dey call yeye wife material.
grin grin grin at list she try nah other ladies even said 5k grin grin grin
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 5:12pm On Jan 24, 2016
adeh39:


иσт υитιℓ уσυ ρяσмιѕє тσ вє gινιиg мє 15к fσя ѕσυρ єνєяу∂αу tongue
hello?? 15 what shocked
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
hello?? 15 what shocked

15,000 nαírα...αѕ ín fíftєєn thσuѕαnd nαírα tongue

ѕtíngч guч undecided

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 5:28pm On Jan 24, 2016
adeh39:


15,000 nαírα...αѕ ín fíftєєn thσuѕαnd nαírα tongue

ѕtíngч guч undecided
this your new font style no make sense undecided

Need to shine my eyes well before reading embarassed

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
this your new font style no make sense undecided

Need to shine my eyes well before reading embarassed


grin grin

Pele die tongue
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 5:47pm On Jan 24, 2016
adeh39:



grin grin

Pele die tongue
despite being stingy, you Are still all over me so that I can ask you out undecided

Hello? Sorry to break your hrt
I need a stingy lady like Me so that we can both work econs on our daily spending.

That bae that I will give #500 to cook soup and she will still bring #50 change. Can u ? undecided

We might seal the deal if you can smiley
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by BluStreak(m): 6:05pm On Jan 24, 2016
MoNickk:
1500 would cook ogbono joor...op u can't tell me u didn't have at least maggi,salt,oil n pepper in the house. oya let's break it down...

1 cup of ogbono- 200
stockfish-200
meat-300
dry or smoked fish-200
uziza leaf(prefer using that)-30
oil-60
crayfish-50 naira
salt,maggi,pepper,onions-100
garri(1 paint)- 300/350 depends on ur area

change go remain sef to buy pepsi

----- [Applause] ------
Babe I need to recommend you to my younger bro? Just PM me make I connect the two of you. Let's see what will come out of it. Your mama mould you well.
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
falconey:
1500 ogbono soup? Na one month soup?

Chisos!

Falls from plantain leaf.

Are you for real? Not my portion IJN

shocked cry grin
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jan 24, 2016
agarawu23:
despite being stingy, you Are still all over me so that I can ask you out undecided

Hello? Sorry to break your hrt
U need a stingy lady like Me so that we can both work econs on our daily spending.

That bae that I will give #500 to cook soup and she will still bring #50 change. Can u ? undecided

We might seal the deal if you can smiley


undecided

See this one undecided

Econs ko, Agric ni undecided
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by agarawu23(m): 7:27pm On Jan 24, 2016
adeh39:



undecided

See this one undecided

Econs ko, Agric ni undecided
angry angry sad
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by obstead200(m): 10:31am On Jan 25, 2016
odinese:


Sorry what do mean by "The ur pick-up line"
the below
I view everyone of your profile photos you upload and you hardly move your cheek [ smiley] why?... You rude?...

You must be a rude girl thou..! Love those body.

and like I said, the girl is pretty.
Her reply suggests she might be into u too
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by glowzy: 10:48am On Jan 25, 2016
1500 is enough to cook a delicious pot of ogbono soup that will last you 3 days (if you are eating it alone)

1/2 cup of ogbono - 200 (the type that draws very well is more expensive but little of it is enough)

Iru - 20

crayfish - 50

Cameroun pepper -50 (you only need quarter of it, keep the rest to spice your indomie or for another day's soup)

Oziza leaf - 50

Bitter leaf - 50 (it leaves a bitter-sweet taste when you drink water while eating)

Beef - 300

stock fish - 200

Dried catfish - 200

Pomo - 100

know maggi - 10

palm oil - 50

1 mudu of Gari - 120

you still have up to 100 left as change

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by odinese(m): 10:54am On Jan 25, 2016
obstead200:
the belowand like I said, the girl is pretty.
Her reply suggests she might be into u too
Alright thanks
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by seangy4konji: 11:00am On Jan 25, 2016
she just use dat oen discharge you..

1500 will cook any soup...when no be family wan chop am.

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Sparklesebony: 8:21pm On Jan 25, 2016
SSpeter:
Soup is having a soapy taste....like soda soap....

You must have bought those expired ogbono seeds.

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Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by missfrancess(f): 2:18pm On Jan 28, 2016
Jascon4:


So you're in Ikotun in Lag, yet don't know the meaning?
am an igbo girl can u tell me
Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by Jascon4: 2:53pm On Jan 28, 2016
missfrancess:
am an igbo girl can u tell me


It means Mad People. Now you have to pay for the translation.


I just sent you a PM.

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