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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Remmedy(m): 6:04pm On Jan 31, 2021 |
LeiderJa: Could you emphasize more on the last paragraph " Na sadness make me dey find love " 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by rafikii: 6:33am On Feb 12, 2021 |
Helios14: this is inspiring bro,more fire to you. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Telegram234(m): 10:44pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
Guys pls help. After following up Harddon rules. I still bleeped up. I failed the rules of saying I love u. But honestly I really like this girl. I do send her love texts and we had a convo and I told I don't want this to affect our relationship. Any she said relationship, friends right? I am pained right now and Don't know what to do... Note: I am not a simp... 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 6:40pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 7:17pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
Finally done. phew!! who ever says these drills don't work, is deceiving themselves. 3 of my stories are already here, so no need to go into details. This one happened yesterday and today. There's this girl I've known since high school, not really interested in her (she's not my type). if I was to rate her, she's a 6facially with this mad ikebe. She attends my church and I'm an usher, we don't chat on a norms, I just decided to tease her a little yesterday. our chat went somewhat like this: on her status: sing I can't sing, dance I can't dance. what can I now do? me: with that your small bum bum her: small? that's an irony right? me: no, your bumbum that we're always looking for inside your gowns her: Besides, so you've been looking at my bumbum instead of listening to Pastor? No wonder. I sha know ur eyes just use to come my seat position every time. Now I know. I'll watch out for u me: Me ke, I'm not even a bum bum person. You're kukuma always looking at my direction. her: Indeed. Me that is looking at the fan beside u. So how did u know the size of my butt? Look at you saying my butt is small. . . First time to hear this. it goes on like that, I told her I'm not like the other guys drooling over her small booty, told her I have to look. at where she seats as my duty as an usher. I think screenshots would be better 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 7:21pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
Helios14: 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 7:43pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
Hmmmmm don't really know how to use NL. the screenshots aren't uploading well...... [2/13, 22:16] Helios☀: With that your small bumbum [2/13, 22:25] She: � Small bumbum? That must be an irony. [2/13, 22:26] Helios☀: No Bumbum we'll be looking for inside your gown [2/13, 22:34] She: You're funny, shey u know? [2/13, 22:35] She: Besides, so you've been looking at my bumbum instead of listening to Pastor? No wonder. I sha know ur eyes just use to come my seat position every time. Now I know [2/13, 22:36] She: I'll watch out for u � [2/13, 22:37] Helios☀: � Me ke I'm not even a bum bum person [2/13, 22:37] Helios☀: You're kukuma always looking at my direction [2/13, 22:55] She: � Indeed. Me that is looking at the fan beside u. [2/13, 22:56] She: So how did u know the size of my butt? [2/13, 22:57] She: Look at you saying my butt is small. . . First time to hear this. � [2/13, 22:57] Helios☀: � Does it look like the one in your house? You cannot lie [2/13, 22:58] Helios☀: You come very early for second service I have to check where you're going to sit so I can direct others I wasn't looking at your small hass. It's just in the way [2/13, 22:59] Helios☀: � It's what I see na I'm not like the other guys [2/13, 22:59] She: Guy! I don't look at you, dear. If at all I look at you, it's probably because I'm wondering how someone can look that ugly � [2/13, 23:00] She: I won't even answer u if u try to direct me again. How can u take me to the front seat [2/13, 23:01] She: And my phone was na ringing like mad that day, I had no choice but to get up from that front seat [2/13, 23:02] She: I wonder what you call big tho. Cus both guys and girls say I have a big butt. But it's refreshing to hear this. � At least, I know some guy think I have a small butt compared to what I hear. [2/13, 23:03] Helios☀: � Really? Ugly but your eyes sparkle, sometimes you stutter sef [2/13, 23:04] Helios☀: � Try me I'll beat the bum bum and send you to the front [2/13, 23:05] Helios☀: Biggie ni [2/13, 23:06] She: You need to see the way I'm laughing right now. � Eyes sparkle? Stutter? [2/13, 23:07] She: �� You go see. [2/13, 23:08] She: How would you know when you're kuku a breast pesin � [2/13, 23:15] Helios☀: Yes dear I have that effect on girls Even small bootied igbo girls [2/13, 23:16] Helios☀: � So I can still analyse [2/13, 23:23] She: Small bootied Igbo girls�� Well, You seem to mistake awe for sparkle. I'm always in daze when I see you. I'm awestruck by your ugliness. Perhaps you should look at the kind of girls you have such effect on. � The ugly ones too perhaps. You can only attract ur type. [2/13, 23:23] She: So you're a Breast guy? Shey d milk u suck for childhood never do u [2/13, 23:26] Helios☀: � Ugly doesn't make you steal occasionally glances The most important, ugly doesn't even make girls stutter, it makes them bold You can say the truth, I won't tell your boyfriend�� [2/13, 23:27] She: When have I ever stuttered while talking to you? [2/13, 23:27] Helios☀: Breast brings a smile to my soul, the roundness, firmness, the innocent look it gives girls What is there to gain from ass Nought [2/13, 23:28] Helios☀: Every time You don't even look me in the eye Always blushing too [2/13, 23:28] She: Kai! I really need to start looking straight. Because I like looking around, .....thinks I'm stealing glances at him. ��♀️ [2/13, 23:29] She: When last did we speak to each other? [2/13, 23:30] She: I need to remember when I didn't look u in the eyes. . . and blushed too � [2/13, 23:30] Helios☀: You eyes would always wonder to my direction I don't think you are *You* know you are [2/13, 23:30] She: Good thing I have both. �� [2/13, 23:30] Helios☀: Last year [2/13, 23:31] Helios☀: We've talked about 3 or 4 times Each time, you did [2/13, 23:31] Helios☀: ��� Neither [2/13, 23:32] She: This thing is already getting serious. � I thought you were even joking. So you seriously think I look at you because I'm dazzled by your looks? [2/13, 23:33] She: This is ....... o. I hope you are not thinking it's Amaka or Chigozie you're chatting with. Who talked to u 3 or 4 times? U that keep running away once service ends. I'll be looking for you to say hi but won't see u. [2/13, 23:34] She: I'll come and show u. Don't worry. � [2/13, 23:34] Helios☀: I don't know what you're looking for o Undressing someone with your eyes� [2/13, 23:35] Helios☀: Yes I know We talked for the first time during Shiloh, then 2 separate Sundays So you do seek me out I don't run actually, we have meetings immediately after [2/13, 23:36] Helios☀: � Don't come and show me Before you rape me in the communion room� [2/13, 23:37] She: Now I am sure you don't know who you're talking to. I didn't come to church for Shiloh. I went to a nearby living faith church for Shiloh [2/13, 23:38] She: �� Guy My eyes just roam about. Sometimes, i dont even know I'm staring. It's just an unconscious act. Shey I've not been communicating the wrong idea with my eyes to many people bayii [2/13, 23:38] She: Cus I Stare at that other usher boy too [2/13, 23:39] She: Shey e no go de think say my eyes de sparkle and I go stutter if e follow me talk [2/13, 23:40] She: How long does the meeting last [2/13, 23:40] Helios☀: You came on the last day� [2/13, 23:40] She: �� So you're scared of what you were ridiculing [2/13, 23:40] Helios☀: Most times lust is unconscious [2/13, 23:41] Helios☀: Liesssss There are only two ushering boys [2/13, 23:41] She: So you were talking to someone else and was imagining my face. Is that how much you love me [2/13, 23:41] Helios☀: 30mins most times [2/13, 23:42] She: Sheybi, you people are two [2/13, 23:42] She: Wetin UNa de talk about [2/13, 23:42] Helios☀: I stated the truth You could try to satisfy your list by forcing me in the room You're kukuma bigger than me [2/13, 23:43] Helios☀: He comes late He's mostly behind the congregation or upstairs Liessss [2/13, 23:43] She: Whatever makes you sleep at night. I'm sure it's not everyday a beautiful girl stare at u. Little wonder you are emphasizing on me staring at u. Okay o. I Stare at u. Let me allow you bask in the moment. [2/13, 23:45] Helios☀: Beautiful? Let me not enter that one this night I like my girls dark� [2/13, 23:47] She: If at all I want to satisfy my lust, u think say I go pick u Dream on [2/13, 23:48] She: No wonder. You're craving charcoal. But it's fine. [2/13, 23:49] Helios☀: I'm an usher, it's my duty to sweep through the crowd continuously, so of course I see you You're trying to deny this your craving so badly Don't worry, I'll let you sleep now DM me with your points tomorrow Pip pip cheerio [2/13, 23:50] Helios☀: � Your aggressiveness points at one thing [2/13, 23:51] Helios☀: It probably wasn't Shiloh, but it's at that your corner [2/13, 23:52] Helios☀: Don't worry Variety is the spice of life Impress me and you might sway my mind I doubt it though [2/13, 23:54] She: Well. Whatever makes you sleep at night. I'll let u think whatever u want to think. It's clear you don't get this kind of attention on a normal day. So it's fine [2/13, 23:55] She: Oh Didn't notice he comes late. Fine sha. [2/13, 23:56] She: I remember. That was when I just became a member. [2/13, 23:57] She: Don't worry, I'm not wasting my energy trying to impress you. I have better things to think about. [2/14, 00:15] Helios☀: � If only you knew Like I said, you're not my type, so the motivation for casual chatter eludes me [2/14, 00:15] Helios☀: Maybe [2/14, 00:17] Helios☀: Lol, that's exactly what they all say. [2/14, 07:25] She: You actually pride in yourself which is fine because you really need the self esteem and confidence to survive. So keep priding in yourself, dear. it's the most you can do. I didn't reply the last message. it may not really make sense o because I've removed a lot of unnecessary parts, but just note the teasing and not letting her insults get to me part. seems like I didn't achieve anything right? I'll post the one she sent me today 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 7:55pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
when I didn't reply, she sent this. Note, this is a girl that forms all churchy o [2/14, 13:11] She: Are you attending the youth programme by 4:30? [2/14, 13:42] Helios☀: No, Quite busy You? [2/14, 13:58] She: Perhaps [2/14, 14:05] Helios☀: � Give me a recap of the movie [2/14, 14:06] She: I said perhaps. Who said I'm going [2/14, 14:07] She: I would have said yes if you were coming too � Now I'm not sure [2/14, 14:07] She: Why are u not coming? [2/14, 14:09] Helios☀: Why are you looking for me? [2/14, 14:14] She: Why are u suspicious [2/14, 14:15] Helios☀: You might push me into the communion room Duhhhh [2/14, 14:17] She: I never intended to do that. And even if I wanted to, it won't be in public. Besides, where is the communion room [2/14, 14:18] She: Also, I just want to attend the programme with someone I know. That's y I'm asking u to come. [2/14, 14:23] Helios☀: The fear of getting caught brings a mighty orgasm So I hear� [2/14, 14:23] Helios☀: I wanted to come But I'm tired Was busy all week [2/14, 14:26] She: Come jor How many minute will it take [2/14, 14:27] She: WO, leave me. I don't have strength to argue with u. [2/14, 14:27] She: Where is the communion room? [2/14, 14:34] Helios☀: How many minutes would what take? The movie or ���? The movie would take at least an hour, a mount Zion movie could take up to 3 hrs [2/14, 14:34] Helios☀: Like I'd tell you� [2/14, 14:37] She: I can see ur Hot this Sunday. Oh! Today is Valentine's day. Little wonder. [2/14, 14:39] She: I just want to know na. It cannot pass that room money is taken to [2/14, 14:40] Helios☀: � Nahh What's so special about today? It's jobless people and those who don't get it all year that have that time [2/14, 14:40] Helios☀: No, that one is locked [2/14, 14:41] She: Well for couples, it's quite special [2/14, 14:41] She: I mean married couples [2/14, 14:42] She: Or serious couples sha. Not all those yeye ones [2/14, 14:42] She: The communion room is close to where the pastor's sit. There's a door there. �� [2/14, 14:42] Helios☀: Why is it special? It's a regular day to me [2/14, 14:43] Helios☀: So you've made plans ✝️ [2/14, 14:45] She: Well, I thought you were asking why people consider it special [2/14, 14:45] She: Yeah. But with someone else. Not u [2/14, 14:46] Helios☀: I am Why do you see it as special? [2/14, 14:47] Helios☀: Thank goodness Now I can usher without fear [2/14, 14:47] She: For me, it isn't. It's just my brother's bday. Lobatan. But it will when I finally find 'the one' [2/14, 14:48] She: �� But, I can change my mind at any time [2/14, 14:49] She: So are you coming? [2/14, 14:51] Helios☀: Goan watch the movie So you'll find the one [2/14, 14:51] Helios☀: Ahhh� Don't change it o [2/14, 14:51] Helios☀: No, you'll just have to manage without me [2/14, 14:54] She: What type of boy are u? Other guys will be like: let me just come since she's insisting but you? [2/14, 14:55] She: Why else do u think I want to go [2/14, 14:55] She: � [2/14, 14:57] Helios☀: � Simple answer I'm not a boy I told you to impress me, if you did, I might have [2/14, 14:57] Helios☀: � [2/14, 14:57] Helios☀: I wanna stay safe [2/14, 14:58] She: Mtchwwwwwwww. I think I give u too much credit. I don't need you there anymore. I'll do just fine on my own. � [2/14, 14:59] She: No need. I'll be changing my mind in the next hundred years and I'm sure none of us will be alive [2/14, 15:00] She: Besides you told me you are a ghost that has sold his soul. I don't impress people without a soul [2/14, 15:00] Helios☀: �� Okay na [2/14, 15:01] Helios☀: Didn't say I was a ghost [2/14, 15:03] She: Na u know. Na wetin I like I go talk � [2/14, 15:04] She: PS: I'm not talking to u ever again. �♀️�♀️ You just broke my heart. [2/14, 15:05] Helios☀: You like to talk nonsense nigbayen [2/14, 15:05] Helios☀: � Awwwww But you'll still stare [2/14, 15:07] She: � [2/14, 15:11] Helios☀: Aiit When the thought of me keeps racing through your head You and your lil booty would come.... Pip pip cheerio�� it's not really much, but look what sendless and being cocky does. still practicing though. added another to the list. Keep pushing mates� 5 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Remmedy(m): 12:46am On Feb 15, 2021 |
Omo this one too long |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Helios14: 8:31pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by 2special(m): 9:29am On Feb 16, 2021 |
What happened? Guys, keep it coming.... |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Slimdan360: 3:17am On Mar 04, 2021 |
2special:house pls I need your help on this one,there's a girl in my church that I always catch staring at me and each time our eyes meet,she just stylishly looks away,am an introvert and starting conversations with people is one of my cons,but I think I have fallen for this girl. she works in an hair salon and today I just walked up to her and asked if they sell her products and her reply was no,then I walked away,if only I could be friends with this girl then I can continue from there but establishing the friendship is the main problem and I want to do this without making a fool of myself because I kinda hold myself in high esteem,pls I need ur help guys. @HARDDON pls I need ur help |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by TheVictim01(m): 8:50am On Mar 04, 2021 |
The very best error into having a lady to be with you is making the "friends first" move. Do not care of your performance to the action, instead focus on yourself, go and have fun with her, demonstrate that you're sexuality attracted (girls love this, and can detect subconsciously), your nervousness is caused by "what if's", forget anything of a move to make her like you, instead talk to her like a male friend but with a different dimension to approach. Las Las, you go dey alright. Slimdan360: 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Slimdan360: 11:45am On Mar 04, 2021 |
TheVictim01:my problem is how to start a conversation with her,I don't know how and what to say |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Uzomacharles: 5:12pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
Slimdan360: start to read this thread |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by JohnasI: 8:43am On Mar 08, 2021 |
I have some peculiarities in terms of sex. I love BDSM very much, but I could rarely find a girl with the same preferences, but thanks to the bdsm websites. I was able not only to find such a girl, but also the love of my life. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by rafikii: 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2021 |
Goodday my niggas, so there's this babe my gee discretely shared her contact with me,my plan is to kick things off between us with a lightly sexual atmosphere (then quickly build on it) even before introductions. I need tips on how and what to say that'll embody both sexual aggression and cool headedness at the same time, especially considering the fact that she might begin to ask questions like "where did you get my number?" |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Alphaman007: 11:58am On Mar 11, 2021 |
Woah. I finally finished after weeks of reading. Hands off to harddon, Davidthegeek and staliwise. This thread is life changing and has totally changed my perspective. 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by stanliwise(m): 1:53pm On Mar 11, 2021 |
Slimdan360:Simply find a way to start a conversation. Make sure it is a completely normal setting where you two just meet each other. YOU: Hi! I am just just curious I have been in this church for this long and I don’t your name. She talks You respond by complimenting the name or saying something about it Then go ahead to talk about yourself and then talk randomly about some stuff about the service and in no time simply end the conversation in a neat way. Exception: if the conversation goes smoother than you expected, and she seem to be interested in the talk, break the conversation by telling her you like kind of person and how she approach discussion, make a false time constraint that your going somewhere and ask if you could get her number. Don’t bother if she would start thinking otherwise, because that is the idea, you came for the otherwise and not for just discussion Now by doing this, you have hijacked her attention, so in case next time you see her, you can simply recall her name, ask simple question or compliment her. From here is then the next step will kick start 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Orpazpjr: 2:59pm On Mar 24, 2021 |
Remmedy: Hahahaha, it's the feeling of your gut irritated at something that genuinely disgusts you.. The pill don dey get effect small small bro, but you are a at phase, e go soon set!! 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by stanliwise(m): 7:05pm On Mar 24, 2021 |
Orpazpjr:Not always the case. Sometimes having some preset mind towards people could make one start sending bad vibes even some case they don’t know it. Someone refused to help out a girl who was stick with payment wahala at the mall after the girl called him, he said he said He don’t have money and drop the call to later start complaining, the only thing he said was that if he help the girl, the girl would think he is a maga? I was like is it that the girls wants you to dash her or borrow her and she would pay back? Has she borrowed and not pay back before? He said no. After much discussion then at last he did send helped out and later in the the day he got the money back. Bad vibes is different from being real 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Poanan: 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2021 |
Alphaman007: lol most of the advice you get here is a reflection of the economy. people are pained and instead of venting anger on Buhari you manage the situation and turn to beasts to a fellow human. one of these stupid things you call red pill costed my cousin his relationship which he still regrets even after years of getting married. 3 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by idongsky: 9:37pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
my bosses in the house thanks for all your advices issued out here.. I really comment it's helping. but I have a big problem here. I am a guy of 23 and 24yrs and my parents still impede me of having a girlfriend, why I need advices from you all is because its affecting me. I have a girl already but I cannot express my love to her (sex included) due to my parents. please advice me on what to do and my girlfriend is not finding this funny at all. NO INSULT PLS |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Duplexxx: 10:01pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Bedesipop(m): 7:58am On Apr 09, 2021 |
HARDDON: |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:59pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Oh dating drill, thou the light in the dark web of men's wailing world. With eyes wide open, accounts bleeds mind freeze Resources waste Upon nothing but the v between some cleft From the whims of jrod Men wail 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:01pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
SENSE PILL Though men think it not, Relationship is nothing but a business venture to Ladies. they are mostly in for what they would get, NOT GIVE. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Orpazpjr: 1:16pm On Apr 16, 2021 |
LeiderJa: Niggas .. I greet you Chief |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by stanliwise(m): 8:08pm On Apr 17, 2021 |
HARDDON:You and I know this is those redpill nonsense. You didn’t mention the exceptions and breakpoints where this thought does not apply. |
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