sinequanon:




Have you ever thought of being a stand-up comic?

No not just yet, but now that you mentioned it

Realone92:


Stay blessed love your sense of humor ......

Danke sier bro

Bless ya too!!

Saved2Serve:
your girlfriend is zinny, i was on same plane with her. Brotherly, na here u carry the matter come? Just relax and face your life cus she is facing hers. you can come and join her if you care..greetings from Texas.

Are you for real? She's in Dallas. Loool. I guess you were there.

Smellymouth:
Ogbeni, dat babe put u for "One chance" bus heading to Maiduguri

My brother, visit the nearest church, pay ur tithe, dance like king David and thank the Lord for sending ur babe out of ur life few days to Val's day.
Do u know how many dudes prays to be in ur shoes?

Lolz

epelumi42:


Is falling love that easy for you? Come on. Just mind your speech. You may not have had luck with the good girls but I have. This lady knew what was gonna happen if she told me. I want to believe she did it in the best interest. I'm just pissed and I ruined her surprise.

*modified; Trusting people is a problem here. I just didn't wanna lose her. So I assumed all the possibilities. She apologized and kinda assured me. Maybe I'll be indifferent. if she comes back to me, then so be it. Because I don't think I'm eager to fall in love again. Nairalanders can be funny tho.

My broda they can be funny o....... and also real. You may choose to see it any way you're comfortable with cos you're madly in love with her but truth be told, you're caught in a serious dilemma. Big stuff like this should be shared and I don't mean her own style of sharing the info. Have you thought of this if the situation was reversed? Mehn my broda it's possible you don enter 1.....
#whatthehelldoIknow#

Immorttal:
i should start minding you abi

pls

You still call her your girlfriend? Wake up see clearly, u r no boyfriend to her but someone she knows

A little advice for you

Ha. Now that's a real surprise. You just was punked

And you still refer to her as your girlfriend , my brother kindly put ex in front of the girlfriend and calm your mind...

U dis OP U get wahala pass monkey, ur girlfriend wey U discribe loyal and lovely travel and all U fit do Na to put am here to look for advice or Wetin, niggar if u love her as U have claimed U do, keep updating each other and when she is back she is back...

Barywhyte:


I want to bring a vigina to u 2help me tighten it. Its urgent.

Other d other hand, Oga OP, no worry, she still be ur girlfriend but be ready for a overly used pu*sy upon her return. But dnt worry u can tighten it and regain the original length. I hear the thing is elastic and obey Hook's law at all times.

Hahahahahaha.... Omor u over wicked....Hahahahahaha

Loisemm:
Do you want to hear the truth, OP? Someone who truly loves you, wont travel out to start school without your knowledge! With all the planning and stress it takes to apply for admission, student visa, book flights etc. for her to keep all that processing a secret till her landing in the US, that girl must either be deceitful or just does not love you enough. U need to be a man and right things if u want her to love and respect u again. U need to tell. and show her in no uncertain terms that keeping things of that magnitude a secret is not acceptable in a genuine relationship. That is if u still want to maintain the relationship. If u just accept what she did, she will lose any remaining respect she had for u and u will still lose the relationship.

True!

rittyben:
pls

pls what

Immorttal:
pls what

start minding me

rittyben:
start minding me

i have ego issues. Start minding me first.

Smellymouth:

Lol. U don escape from zoo

oj yea now i remember the face i saw during zoo hours

refiner:
u ought to be happy nah!....at least u won't spend any money for val!......lucky!

Hahaha


That he won't spend for val is enough reason to be happy shey?

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

That he won't spend for val is enough reason to be happy shey?

I fink so....cos d prayer of guys nw!

I lie!

And she is still ur girlfriend







U still refer to her as ur girlfriend








Smh 4u!!!

refiner:

I fink so....cos d prayer of guys nw!

I lie!

Thank God I'm not like that

Immorttal:
i have ego issues. Start minding me first.

i want to mond you ooo

rittyben:
i want to mond you ooo

mond? i can't getchu.

Immorttal:

mond? i can't getchu.

oops! Meant to say "mind"

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A Texas motorist has drawn attention to the anti-Donald Trump sticker on his car that expresses his feelings towards the current president of the United States.

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