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Afeni:
. Thats what they all say. Till they see the one penis to rule them all.

Lol I hate to bruise your erection ego, but I am one who walks this earth that would never be effected by your penis, or tempted in anyway to be ruled by it.

I can't post a picture of the afeni nude. All the girls on nairaland would be wet for weeks.

The only wetness would be coming from our eyes, in the form of tears.

Tears of sorrow and sympathy for retro.

Anger in bed last night

@Topic:

Mama ~ Il Divo

IBB:
2C, previous threads show that she's been snitching behind my back. i was only away for the weekend to see my grandma and this is what she decided to do, not thinking that i would find out.

Do you mean in previous pages of this topic? Or in other threads in NL?

Maybe you should paste all the offensive/questionable posts here and allow us to help you determine her intentions.

I gotta say I agree with diddy.

Society is becoming too accepting, and in time people will be encouraging incest and excusing it by saying that what goes on behind their closed doors is their business.

Sounds extreme, but it's the way things are headed.

Afeni:
I know what you mean. I love seeing myself nake too!

Except the balls. Its not impressive unless its hard.

LMFAOoooooo

I thought you guys (IBB & KD) were having an open relationship?

retro:
Woahhh? Nooo, we are WAY behind then.

Yeah! There are quite a few new characters since he left - many drama's are yet to come your way.

IBB needs to calm down in bed last night

retro:
Scott is hot!

Lol Scott's character isn't in it anymore over here.

IBB:
i'm good, 2C. how are you and OUR angels?

can you tell me who's been creeping around with my woman (KD) in my absence?

I'm ok thanks, and our my angels are doing great!

I don't think anyone has been creeping around with your woman

Don't you trust her?

I confess I've watched Home and Away quite often.

Hey IBB, what's up?

r_o_b_b_y:
My mum is from iceland and my dad is cuba, so i am an icecube _{just kidding}

Lol

These look cool too.

I was actually talking about the original pic of you, not the one you have applied the effects to.

Your eyes are really mesmerizing

baddy, baddy, baddy - tutt, tutt, tutt.

In situations like these, what can one say?

_{*hangs head in disappointment and slowly walks away*}

They all look very cool, Seun.

Is that your pic in your first post? Your eyes are something else!

We are all eagerly waiting to hear these explanations.



Darling, I am waiting for you just follow the trail of rose petals and you will find me.

Awwww, poor Zah

Zah and Lauryn have been officially matched

Everyone please take note!

_{you are forgiven Toy, as you've not been here.}

You're most welcome, Toy

I do what I can for my fellow Nairalanders.

Awww, Toy hun I mentioned I was missing you over in the matchmaking thread

Where the heck is baby girl? I hope she's happy

Darling, you make me wanna. .


Toy hun, I can't help enlighten you on what has been happening as I'm not sure I understand, or know the full story.

As far as I can gather, baddy hasn't replaced you.

It certainly has been a very long time, Toy - Welcome back!

How have you been all this while?

Darling, I have been sitting on the fence waiting for you.

Damn happy to see you're here now, my butt was getting terribly sore.

How has your day been so far, my dear one?

Come and whisper your little secrets in my ear.

No I'm not much of a Neighbours fan, it's a bit predictable.

Hi svs


Toy is that really you?

What city are you in 2cantango?

I'm in Melbourne's eastern suburbs.

I'm in a rural city, South Australia.

@2cantango

Didn't know you were an Aussie till now.

Shouldn't your location be, down here?

Lol that's a good suggestion.

Dojo:
I love that . I'm always playful so, I love it when children 're being naughty and playful
Please thank God for your life because you have mess to clean up after your children.

Amen to that hun

My angels complete me - I wouldn't have it any other way.

Dojo

mukina2:
@2c i was thinkin u were nigerian
_{thank God u're not}
no offence meant to tha naija babes n guys

Not sure if I should ask why you said 'thank God u're not'

Dojo:
@2c (wherever you're)
I miss you too.How're your angels? I believe they're ok.Quite a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

I'm right here Dojo missin you

My angels are on school break, filling the house with noise, and mess