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Oga Go straight to the Point ... You need a Girlfriend abi ?? ... All this messi-dancing shoki ... Is outdated

olafisoyeibukun:
That is the problem with our girls. Responsible guy like me will be begging for a chance to show you how caring i am. And they will be giving a tout the chance.

keyWord "BEGGING" ... That is the problem ...

Comedy is not your calling Bro....try hunting

MEGGATRON:
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100Naira recharge ... Even in rural area ... Girls don upgrade ...

Where do you guys meet all these Girls ??.....

Tallesty1:
Big ass is huge turn off for me sha..... And small boobs is a NO NO.




They gotta be moderate.



All the huge azzed ladies find it difficult if not impossible to properly wipe their azz after pooing.

not those with kingkong fingers

Wow .... She is inlove .... *whisper * is he a nairalander ?

Hahaha ... Very true ....

danbrowndmf:
psquare asampokoto cover.

wow ... I haven't even listen to the original song ....I don't listen to psqure musik that much .... Only the popular ones on TV ...

Darkrebel666:
see this ídiot. who wants your attention?
your worth here is as insubstantial as a suggestion from sw££torgasm. . bleached hominid

@bold...I'm everything your mechanic boyfriend isn't & would never be if he reincarnated 4 times.

I could give you enough money to purchase a quality make-up kit, instead of that Fadeyi Oloro cheap gunpowder you rub on your face that's making you look like a fetish Okija spiritualist. .

you look so hungry, your photo would be most suitable for poverty-alleviation billboards.
let's not even talk about that your khaki nose that has the same diameter as an elephant's trunk infected with elephantiasis..

dumb slÜt ✘

lol oga calm down ... Why u Kon dey para like say you don mean de babe before .... Para small - small haba ....

danbrowndmf:
Snizia and 2dice check ma signature,thats the 1st song i recorded...


it typical nigerian kind of song,the song is nt lyrical o,some say i should promote it.

hmmn ... Ok sir ... will download wen I get home ... Lol is it a mixtape or ...

Utchgirl:
Are u by any way telling me dt d lagoon is meant only 4 d Igbos ?

Watch ur mouth o

In dis case,d lagoon is 4 d owners and nt 4 everybody

yes friend ... Lagoon is meant for the igbos ... ... The op should go go to the Red-sea ...

I really don't blame Dem ...

Cool ... BBm pin for more commandment bah?

I can't do without you .... * *

Utchgirl:
Plz make lagoon ur final destination

hey miss .... The Op no be Igbo ... He sound yoruba ....

Your friend Girlfriend abi Runs-Girl ...Op Marry that Girl ooo .... My 3.5kobo

phlio:
am here who called me

ok Mr.POKE ... What are waiting for oya ... Lemme see your SLOW comment

I rather crush on Riri ... Or Tesh-Carter ... Tell your Bf ... He no get better taste at all ...

When you got back-up plans like MTN ... Fvvck the dumper

Women and Money .... If your friends bf is Poor ... You won't give a fvcck ... * Money activating Shii since the days of Judas

Lol .... See film ... Dem don act the film for house come do stunt for us ... Wait sef the super-man short ...** lmfao

Ok ....where are the slowpokes ...slowpokes loading 62% ...

Relationship these days ...is like a Business Company... U need money to start it .... Keep it going ... Till ** fades

U asked her out ... She said No ... What are you waiting for ... Call her once in a while maybe one in 2weeks when your network gives you free credit ... Talk have fun ... Don't bring the relationship stuff ... friendzone her ... And let her remain there .... Or don't call her anymore .... Delete her contact off your head

Haha ... Beg for it ... Op I like your fantasy

Trypa:
Aipetee is in love *dancing shoki

u sef see am abi ... She is using style ... Hahaha either Gagnam or shakiti Bobo style

Lol... My room-mate snores too back in school ... All I do ... Tap him alittle ... Either he increase the volume or minimize it ...

Chaii .... I just hope Dem never use your Destiny act Kungfu hustle .... ** koto aye Ni Anita ... Omo yen deep gan ** ...I pray you get Heal tho

Is it a must Tobi in a Relationship ....?? ...

Not again ...