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At least you cleaned your House

Next time fix a date with 3-5 girls
The one that get to your Busstop first is the MVP

The rest can cum another day

SOZINN:
With voice call Na better billing sef if you meet the one wey get money boku
People just dey one side dey waste money
If you fit
Collect am

We keep on enriching the female Gender

With Birthday Photoshoot of less than 7k
An average girl will rake in nothing less than 50k money/gift from guys who won't even see her physically

SOZINN:
Naso G dey take start
But ok

No be lie
If you can get a girl to pick their calls
You don hammer be that

Almost all of them are ready to send transport

MJBOLT:

na why naira Marley talk say girl with big bumbum get bright future pass girl with brain

Yes oo
Him no lie my broda

The Op just wanna give Wahala Problem

SkyFlint:
One terrible thing about this is that most men who pay bills for women, even ones they have no relationship with, actually feel good about doing it. It gives them a sense of fulfillment.

That's why it's so difficult for most men to stop simping. Men long to be useful, women provide that avenue for men. With the added bonus of "maybe" sex in the future.

So simping is a lot like killing two birds with a stone. First, you get to feel useful. Then, you get to join the "waiting list" for future access to pussy.

Simping is very logical when you look at it that way.

Even worse:

Some men finance for women a lifestyle they do not enjoy. For instance, the man who'll end up buying this lady a fan may be boiling alive in his own room.

But that's how men understand love: endless sacrifice. Until such men reform their thinking, they'll continue to be exploited. Pitilessly too.

Women are so fxcking smart when it comes to social engagements. That's why they almost exclusively solicit favours from men alone. They don't mess with each other. They fxck with men. Even for little things.

For instance, if a woman needs a favour. And a man and a woman are both in a position to grant that favour, the woman will almost ALWAYS approach the man for that favour. Even for little things like holding a purse while she adjusts one of the many ornaments she put on.

Yet, let an argument ensue.

Women will unfailingly take each other's side. Even when the man in the argument is trying to prove a point that'll favour one of the women.

It's just amazing!

Fact

KingGeedorah:
It's so sad and very true, ladies have now made it a norm to be always fishing for Simps with their status display. A young lady l know posted this on her WhatsApp status and l just shook my head in astonishment

With the way tasty niggas full everywhere
A lady with 5/10 beauty and a good picture quality has made it already

Out of boredom I open a female account on a popular dating app
Within 10minutes i had almost 30messages from Guys

Truth to be told
We guys can't start a good conversation
The chatting looks like a Questionnaire

Almost all the niggass are asking same question

No
Funny or witty lines
So so Boring

I weak for my Gender

Best time to be a woman
You go just dey cashout like G.Boy
Since Guys are only reasoning with their Díck

I have this friend
She just got a self contain

She posted 3days ago she needs a Bed
One uncle paid Yesterday
She posted the cash/screenshot

Before you know house done full
After 2yrs
You will see caption like
Self made
Boss lady herself


Anyway
This morning

armadeo:
Watching King fu hustle.

Been so long I laughed like this. Didn't remember it being so funny. Really silly movie.

Lol.

Read somewhere Stephen chow said he is directing kungfu hustle 2

But he won't be the lead character
But he will be in the movie

Can't wait

She is sending the Dragon under your leg a pictorial message


Eat the balls delicious now
Cus your balls is next inline

You can settle it amicably
Or Go the Gangsta way

If you go the O.G way there are two things involve

Should i continue or make i getat

MJBOLT:

I don't think he would have bought cheese balls if it were a man carrying a child.

I love children in general
I still bought sweet for a boy and girl today at the pharmacy

Brought by their Uncle and Mum respectively

We just have to know when you being manipulated

limcar:
But why? When I'm about to press play.

So a moniker rating change your mind
Just like that

If you like rate movie 2/10 or 10/10
Am watching it with no sentiment

If my soul finds it interesting
Nobody else matters

PrinxArthur1:
if you want to play games with the opposite gender be prepared because your mindset was configured at tender to loose to them


Now I have another gal I chatted up about a month ago ,and the chat was going smoothly, along the line I ghosted her ,now I was scrolling through my unread chats and I started using my d!ck to think , to rekindle what was going on before

So what is the probability of her talking normally to me like before ?

i will give her a call along the line if she is interesting in me

She will likely say you abandoned me or you stop replying her chat
Then will tell her work has been crazy these days
Tell her to text you on WhatsApp later

You move

Munzy14:
Experienced virgin is the bomb....


At least you won't start lecturing her from square one....Or start preaching bible from proverbs before she will agree...

Some are only virgin cus her Hymen is intact
They have done all sort
Even her anus isn't spared

Kriss216:
Aswear

OP will soon collect his sack letter, obviously

Remind me when i was doing my SIWES at one popular paint company in Lagos
From Golden boy everyone loves to most hated niggga all because our new secretary likes me

To make the matter worse
Our oga wants to knack the girl
Aunty no gree
Oga come dey transfer aggression ontop my head

We had to stop the friendship at work
Continue when we got home

With all the Green light
Knack i didnt knack

Kriss216:
How did she fucck her way to become your boss?

One determine Girl

She is now fuckíng the fúckin Boss
You Do anyhow
You collect sack later

As e dey hot

Go to her Hostel or Place beg her
Make sure you shed a lot of tears as you kneel bro

Let her know she is the air you breathe
Your soulmate from heaven

Nilon:
wow and I have this film on my system

A decent movie

abduleez1:
Yea I know.

I'm talking about The Rock's Red Notice.

Alright

abduleez1:
Lmao....film wey never come out.

SAS : Red notice is out
Red notice isn't

Two different movies

WHITELIGHTER:
Actually thought it was....

Naah
We wait for that one too

WHITELIGHTER:
Where u for see am download

9jarocks dot cúm

Not the Red notice ft The Rock & Wonder woman

Simpathy stories for online in-laws

Kaycee7:
They freed their mind, enjoyed the movies and rated them high. What was your problem again?

The lamentations is the receipt

SAS : Red Notice (2021)
7/10
Action Thriller


A small army of well trained criminals led by Grace Lewis have hijacked a train deep beneath the English Channel.

Most people already rate movies high before watching due to
Hype from the trailer
The first installment was fire
Fanboy DC/Marvel zombiess
The Genre
e.t.c

Then we carry the mentality to see the movie
What do expect when you have a poisoned mind ?

Free your mind and enjoy movies

Blueelf:
Abeg, what's your take on snake eyes

I am torn as to wether to watch it

My opinion
6.7/10

I enjoyed it

Everyone has an opinion

DonMoel:
What I'm saying is, all these can possible if she stays near by. She's far away. So there is no way I can let her start coming around and while she is in her way, say from Port Harcourt to Lagos and while about getting to Lagos, I tell her I'm not available or when she gets around again another time, I get up to wear trousers.

Planning to let her come spend 2-4 days sometimes soon anyway. First two days might just be me not trying to penetrate. Just turn her on and stop midway.

Alright nice plan
I don't even stress myself anymore

You come over and your body language isnt inviting i won't even disturb myself