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Romance / Re: Guys!!! Have A Lady Ever Wooed You Before? by 2dice01: 8:52pm On May 13, 2022
Islandlady:
grin Bad shild, So since SS2 no other kemi have wooed you again!?
There are more

am not just as cheap as before wink

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Romance / Re: Guys!!! Have A Lady Ever Wooed You Before? by 2dice01: 8:04pm On May 13, 2022
Kemi in SS 2
She took me to the Chemistry lab during break on Friday
Aunty said the shii with confidence
2dice i really like you and i want you to be my Boyfriend

Local man was just blushing grin sheeplessly
it lasted for 6months

Advantage
She was the Labour Perfect
So me and my goons comes late like Dark seid and his gang to school whenever she is on Duty

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Celebrities / Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by 2dice01: 8:02pm On May 13, 2022
He is speaking the Gospel truth

Women invented all the things we are using today grin

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Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To "I Miss You" From Someone You Don’t Miss? by 2dice01: 8:19pm On May 12, 2022
Uniquetani1:



I miss you
Don't tell me thank you
Oh yeah

What do you miss about me
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To "I Miss You" From Someone You Don’t Miss? by 2dice01: 4:36pm On May 12, 2022
Say

Thank you cheesy
Romance / Re: Marriage: I Am 13 Years Older Than Her by 2dice01: 7:15pm On May 11, 2022
grin
Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 6:43pm On May 11, 2022
Thattallgirl:
I'll go on strict diet angry
[center] grin
You can't fucking cheat nature bro
Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 11:47am On May 11, 2022
Thattallgirl:
tongue I'm forever slim
Wait till next 4yrs after you drop your second album(Baby) cheesy

Don't be surprise tho
Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 10:37am On May 11, 2022
Thattallgirl:
When will you add weight? angry


By the way, check out my signature if you're a slim lady and u can't find your size easily wink
Hahaha

Tell me when will you add weight?

Your height is ok but grin

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Family / Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by 2dice01: 7:04am On May 10, 2022
Acidosis:
Every time a woman ovulates, she releases at least 1 egg. So, biologically, selling of eggs has no negative impact on a woman. It's only eggs she sold, not her ovaries. Her ovaries' got more than enough to meet her reproductive needs. It's even better to sell it than waste it (as menstruation).

The bigger issues are that she failed to inform you about the procedure and whatever it was you guys were going through didn't matter to her. It was all about her. These are the main threats to your marriage.

You haven't seen anything yet
.
Comrade reduce the volume of thy vawulence grin embarassed

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 4:58pm On May 09, 2022
Pimine:

Aswearugaaad

If I be mod, I go ban you for 99 years grin
99 years cheesy embarassed

Wetin I do bros?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 1:43pm On May 09, 2022
Kinzo0917:
. OP don't follow that useless advice. It is from the pit of hell. Please be guided .. she will never change. Talking from experience
So you too is talking from experience

Experience come plenty pass advice grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 8:22am On May 09, 2022
FunnyDude:


Wrong advice. The trust won't be there anymore
That is my best advice
grin
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by 2dice01: 11:51pm On May 08, 2022
COOL10:
The fact that we literally have to plead with the men here to avoid interactions with the cockroaches, shows that we have a long way to go.

in KattyPerry voice
They are slave to the rthyme

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by 2dice01: 11:48pm On May 08, 2022
SOZINN:




They will literally fucking DIE
Lmao
Over chokeness grin
Only one got em by the balls

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by 2dice01: 11:04pm On May 08, 2022
Now imagine 5-10 female moniker should invade this thread simultaneously grin

How will you niggass survive undecided

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 10:57pm On May 08, 2022
22o62021:


I'm not looking for love.

I want respect
She will respect you more if you can forgive her

cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 7:06pm On May 08, 2022
ExAngel007:
hmm


well, what she did was wrong but if she's sincerely sorry please find a way to forgive.
Yes kindly follow this advice bro

She won't do such next time
Am talking from xperience

She gonna love you forever

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by 2dice01: 7:11am On May 08, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:


My lil sister was one of them until She turned 25
Now she knows better cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by 2dice01: 10:02pm On May 07, 2022
Chibudollar:
I swear nothing like how good a storyline is or something, just how fine the faces of the actors are. Who the fuk watches a movie just to admire the faces of actors
Those k boys are the real boyfriends of most naija ladies

They strongly believe they will meet someday grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by 2dice01: 6:43pm On May 07, 2022
LUAN1:
yes,..our of that 3k he should be sending her Airtime every week
grin cheesy
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by 2dice01: 6:43pm On May 07, 2022
Bekermann:


You're here again grin
Yes boss
Am everywhere tongue
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by 2dice01: 4:17pm On May 07, 2022
AjiBussu:
Give her 20k monthly and manage 13k.
Better he should give her 30k
let him manage 3k grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by 2dice01: 9:07pm On May 06, 2022

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Romance / Re: My Amazing Pre Wedding Pictures by 2dice01: 9:32pm On May 05, 2022
MrSensor:
OP,, how did you manage to get this girl? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue na my type dream girl
Wakeup bro
This your pidgin sef get stretch mark grin
Romance / Re: Help! I'm Broken. I Need Your Advice. by 2dice01: 7:36am On May 02, 2022
grin cheesy
Romance / Re: How Did You Meet Your Present Patner by 2dice01: 7:04pm On May 01, 2022
Inside Gambling shop

The story long grin
Romance / Re: Is It Healthy To Date A Single Mother Of 1 by 2dice01: 10:39am On May 01, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:


Obviously he doesn't ...or he's just delusional about it
Experience is the best teacher
Romance / Re: Is It Healthy To Date A Single Mother Of 1 by 2dice01: 10:36am On May 01, 2022
Southernigbo:
D best is 4. U to quickly marry her b4 some hot guy snatch her, no time 4 dating abeg
grin cheesy

Men are so Cheap

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Romance / Re: Is It Healthy To Date A Single Mother Of 1 by 2dice01: 10:35am On May 01, 2022
[quote author=GhettoBwoy post=112420839][/quote] Don't even try it angry
This fish is bigger than you

But I know you won't listen
Have fun wink
Romance / Re: Is It Healthy To Date A Single Mother Of 1 by 2dice01: 9:39am On May 01, 2022
GhettoBwoy:

Love her kid
Yes that I will do,
Responsible financially for the kid
The father of the kid will do that ok

Thank you

Bros you don't even know what you are getting yourself into cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie & 2nd Wife Judy Dedicate Their Son To God In Church (pic) by 2dice01: 11:13am On Apr 30, 2022
streetsoldier1:


Lekki dog/babe is contesting headline with Yul this week
High contender cheesy

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