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Romance › Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by 2dice01: 7:33am On May 24, 2022

I don't forgive angry

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Romance › Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by 2dice01: 9:11pm On May 19, 2022

Thinks fast

You : That is your future mother inlaw oo grin

type your number here lemme go wash the dishes asap * winks

if she is feeling you enough she will give you her number

I trust myself
I will still go and meet mum maybe during dinner whyne her about the girl

we will both laugh and Game over

Celebrities › Re: Rihanna, A$AP Rocky Welcome Baby Boy by 2dice01: 8:19pm On May 19, 2022

Sucre6:
Them don book me to MC the naming ceremony event, the name na
Rocky-J

There u go buddy

No be only MC
Na Olumo cheesy

pay you

Celebrities › Re: Rihanna, A$AP Rocky Welcome Baby Boy by 2dice01: 8:17pm On May 19, 2022

Munzy14:
As in eehh

It could be ASAP May..

ASAP May bawo

Celebrities › Re: Rihanna, A$AP Rocky Welcome Baby Boy by 2dice01: 7:34pm On May 19, 2022

Waiting patiently for his weird names cheesy

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Romance › Re: What Rumor Did You Hear About Yourself That Got You Surprised? by 2dice01: 7:30pm On May 19, 2022

Good boy
Parent want they children to be Gentle and easygoing like me

But deep down
I be cool

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by 2dice01: 7:05am On May 19, 2022

LordVoldermort:
Guys there's this girl I used to have a crush on recently she said we should go on a date, 'she brought it up' not me and I actually agreed to go this Sunday...
Today being Thursday now I'm starting to rethink, one part of me doesn't like the idea of wasting money, but another voice is telling me that perhaps I'm scared of relationships and the money isn't the problem.

What's the right move guys

Is either she is paying fully or partially for the date cus she asked you out

Or your house is the venue

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Family › Re: I Impregnated A Girl I Don't Love. Anyone In My Shoes? by 2dice01: 5:07pm On May 18, 2022

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Reports Another Yahoo Boy To Police For Scamming His Client (Photos) by 2dice01: 11:28am On May 18, 2022

Lmao

The Russian lady is even married
Still looking for Nigerian Koboko grin

The woman too is a scammer wink

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TV/Movies › Re: Shooting Of 'The Pledge' Starts As Pete Edochie, Chiwetalu Agu, Francis Duru Act by 2dice01: 3:20pm On May 15, 2022

Let's hope it will be interesting

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by 2dice01: 12:26pm On May 15, 2022

Baddestguyp:
I heard it was worse...so I didn't bother to watch Venom 2...despite having it on my PC for months

Yeah
it wasn't upto what i was expecting too

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by 2dice01: 10:41am On May 15, 2022

Baddestguyp:
Venom 1.......2/10
I never bothered with Venom 2...heard it's similar trash

See your rating for the first venom

If you watch venom 2 you will definitely rate it -8/10 grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by 2dice01: 10:39am On May 15, 2022

Karleb:
Unpopular opinion. I did not enjoy batman.

My own is worse
Batman and Ironnman I will download the movies and I won't watch till after 4-6month

Then i will delete embarassed

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by 2dice01: 9:06am On May 14, 2022

jackals:
Why do y'all sounds to make me unhappy. I'm not happy with how things turn out with him not getting back to me as I had hoped. And now you guys are compounding my issue.

Thanks anyways

Just to call the guy you are missing now turns to lamentations sad

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Romance › Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by 2dice01: 9:03am On May 14, 2022

Bluezy13:
The same thing you have been doing... Now you are 33, still doing it.

Keep doing it and expect not to remain the way you are.

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Romance › Re: . by 2dice01: 8:59am On May 14, 2022

Botwriter:
You can choose not to believe sis. But believe me I have spent more than 30k on this girl in the last two months.

Maintenance fee grin

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Romance › Re: . by 2dice01: 8:58am On May 14, 2022

Botwriter:

Continue sowing the seed bruh
Thy reward is in Heaven grin

Romance › Re: . by 2dice01: 8:47am On May 14, 2022

Girl just dey play you like Nintendos
This is what we call the Push and Pull method to Quality wink

l like her already grin

Imagine she having upto 10 guy or more
Using the same format for all of you nigggas
she would be raking nothing less than 100k every month without stress

Soft work at its finest cool

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Romance › Re: S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by 2dice01: 7:06am On May 14, 2022

Stallionhorse:
Poor men do everything to satisfy a woman while women do everything to satisfy rich guys!! Choose which side you want to be on.

And according to stat
We are the second country in the world with the highest Paternity fraud grin

Romance › Re: Guys!!! Have A Lady Ever Wooed You Before? by 2dice01: 8:52pm On May 13, 2022

Islandlady:
Bad shild, So since SS2 no other kemi have wooed you again!?

There are more

am not just as cheap as before wink

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Romance › Re: Guys!!! Have A Lady Ever Wooed You Before? by 2dice01: 8:04pm On May 13, 2022

Kemi in SS 2
She took me to the Chemistry lab during break on Friday
Aunty said the shii with confidence
2dice i really like you and i want you to be my Boyfriend

Local man was just blushing grin

sheeplessly
it lasted for 6months

Advantage
She was the Labour Perfect
So me and my goons comes late like Dark seid and his gang to school whenever she is on Duty

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Celebrities › Re: " Women Are More Intelligent Than We Men " - Majid Michel by 2dice01: 8:02pm On May 13, 2022

He is speaking the Gospel truth

Women invented all the things we are using today grin

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Romance › Re: How Do You Respond To "I Miss You" From Someone You Don’t Miss? by 2dice01: 8:19pm On May 12, 2022

Uniquetani1:
I miss you
Don't tell me thank you

Oh yeah

What do you miss about me huh

Romance › Re: How Do You Respond To "I Miss You" From Someone You Don’t Miss? by 2dice01: 4:36pm On May 12, 2022

Say

Thank you cheesy

Romance › Re: Marriage: I Am 13 Years Older Than Her by 2dice01: 7:15pm On May 11, 2022

Nairaland General › Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 6:43pm On May 11, 2022

Thattallgirl:
I'll go on strict diet

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You can't fucking cheat nature bro

Nairaland General › Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 11:47am On May 11, 2022

Thattallgirl:
I'm forever slim

Wait till next 4yrs after you drop your second album(Baby) cheesy

Don't be surprise tho

Nairaland General › Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by 2dice01: 10:37am On May 11, 2022

Thattallgirl:
When will you add weight?

By the way, check out my signature if you're a slim lady and u can't find your size easily

Hahaha

Tell me when will you add weight?

Your height is ok but grin

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Family › Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by 2dice01: 7:04am On May 10, 2022

Acidosis:
Every time a woman ovulates, she releases at least 1 egg. So, biologically, selling of eggs has no negative impact on a woman. It's only eggs she sold, not her ovaries. Her ovaries' got more than enough to meet her reproductive needs. It's even better to sell it than waste it (as menstruation).

The bigger issues are that she failed to inform you about the procedure and whatever it was you guys were going through didn't matter to her. It was all about her. These are the main threats to your marriage.

You haven't seen anything yet .

Comrade reduce the volume of thy vawulence grin

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 4:58pm On May 09, 2022

Pimine:
Aswearugaaad

If I be mod, I go ban you for 99 years

99 years

Wetin I do bros?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 1:43pm On May 09, 2022

Kinzo0917:
. OP don't follow that useless advice. It is from the pit of hell. Please be guided .. she will never change. Talking from experience

So you too is talking from experience

Experience come plenty pass advice grin

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by 2dice01: 8:22am On May 09, 2022

FunnyDude:
Wrong advice. The trust won't be there anymore

That is my best advice
grin

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