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Bad is the new Good

Until we hear from thy Ex(es) till then
Cos everyone claims Good,Decent and Hardworking even Gigolos and Ashi

Almost every commentor papa don die

Beckham14:
Reason why I say my gbola no get sense.
It heals the sick.

Funny Guy

Beckham14:
No time to waste time. Hope say you whip one of them?

Well, I lashed that girl till she get sense go buy Ogwashi Uku polytechnic form and stop that rubbish job.

I didn't cause i was on some self discovery package

Which is more Beneficial

Hahaha
Na auto factory setting you give am so

Beckham14:
Wetin man go do my broda?

As my gbola nor gree get sense so, I allow am play dirty play with the yeye girl.

Lmao

I remembered when i went to the neolife bullshít
immediately i got there i knew this was GNLD twin brother

I was sitted between two ladies
i started flirting with the two girl simultaneously as the Director and his sub keep brainwashing us with all the money they are making

When i was bored and hungry
I took their digits went home
We continue our friendship


The one i like more said am a Badboy
How will i be wooing two girls at the same time
All what i was telling the other girl she was hearing

Was just laughing
Wetin man pikin go do now

Beckham14:
I remember when I was looking for job around Warri, I saw a very big signpost indicating vacancy for a storekeeper at "Ehvise Global Resource" I quickly rushed and copy out the number and email address, so I can give them a call.

When I got home, I hurriedly pounced on my garri and dried fish to settle the ongoing crisis in my stomach, as I was doing justice to the garri and fish, I picked up my phone and called them. A young lady with a sweet voice answered, asked about my qualification and said I should come for interview the next day.... I was happy thinking that "oil dey my head"

I quickly carry out my dangerous shoe outside so that the hot sun can heal it from it offensive odor.

At 7am, I knocked at my neighbor's house who's a keke operator to come and carry me to the place at Ovie Palace road, he came out and showered me with compliments on my looks.

We got there and to my surprise, the girl who answered the phone called my name to take my seat, Na from there hot shiit start to catch me... Then took me to a room filled with young guys and girls sweating and writing on a plain sheet of paper. They said I should write my own too, I started writing.

After the test, one guy came out and said that only 3 people passed out of 14, he called my name that I scored 70 (me when I write rubbish) and the other two scored 65 and 70 respectively and he tore the script saying we don't need all that.... E don clear for my eyes say this people wan scam me, but instead of Moet to waste, make belle kukuma burst. I played along and watch them fool themselves.

Then they started requesting for money to buy one Useless supplementdrug which will make us millions and place us at dangote's level. They sent the girl to come and meet me, I whispered to her ears that I left my UBA withdrawal slip at home and my place is very far, she said no problem and gave me 500 as transport to bring it tomorrow.. I went home and bought pork meat and ice cream with that money and ate to my satisfaction. I later fúcked her when we met at a wedding ceremony close to my place sha.

Beckham off life
Boss you dey Para oo

You chop the Girl money
Still chop the Bae like nkwobi

Vision101:
Once the story starts with......"so I met this girl", don't read any further. Na one of those little children thread.

Ancient of days

You are sighted

MJBOLT:

you even apologize to her when she is wrong
Who do una this thing na

In that popular skit voice
No be juju be this

Vecto:
The lead character, thomas shelby, in the series Peaky blinders is one hell of an actor. He is a literal fucking Alpha! If you are yet to see the series please don't sleep on it.

Same as Empire series
Cookie becomes more Powerful as the stories continue
But Lucious being the Lion himself(Indaboski)

Always stand on his ground
Either she is with him or out
Even when all the children hate him and one almost killed him

Baba never give in to Bullshít

Calibrator:
The Yin Yang Master



If you know that you are the who recommended the movie, let's meet up at the Lagos National Stadium tomorrow morning, I want to tell you something in person.

what should he/she bring along
Body Bag or some good wéed

gameboy727:



Nice wordplay.

Lmao
lo lo local rapper like me
Am honored

gameboy727:
https:// www.sabi share.com/file/ njkwqdU ha41-lost-bullet-2 020-netnaija-com-mp4


Delete spaces in between to get the proper link. Had to do it this way to avoid being banned.

Thanks bro

Yes i know awa Aunty Spérm bútt can be a bítch sometimes

gameboy727:
Lost Bullet (2020).

Mechanic Lino is passionate about ram cars, but when faced with dirty cops, he's given a deal he can't refuse: he must put his passion at their service in order to avoid prison.

7/10.

It's a French movie by the way. You'll need subtitles.

Link Pls?

Men exploit the World continuously while
Women exploit Men continuously

why
Because Men are Women's World

pu7pl3:
Downloaded everything I saw with "Raid" in it

Werey

You no wan hear say the film no dey among the ones you download

abduleez1:
The guy just funny. The place wey funny me die na the place wey the guy dey troll everybody dem come change am for am. That place wey gee dey vex dey demand respect before he discovered him 'Arcana' laser beam.

I swear the guy na Cruise

abduleez1:
Mortal Kombat .......8/10

I signed up for God-tier martial arts skills and gore. And It delivered on its promise.

No time wasting energy on plot or storyline. There's other movies meant for this. At least this one doesn't pretend to be such and plays to its strengths. MK is not even a game franchise known for plot, so don't understand the Wailings. If your looking for gaming movie with plot and nuance wait for The Last of Us.

Kano is easily the best developed character in this movie. Even his acting was way above average unlike everyone else.

No long talk movie

Love Kano acting wish he could reincarnate in the next sequel
Baba just dey make me laugh anyhow

i came for the violence
i was entertained

Queenslander:
lmao , just finished watching it? Where una dey see this data? Bikonu!!

Yes

Mtn,Glo and Airtel are my Herbalists
250mb for 25naira midnight plan which can be done not more than 5times for a day is the trick

You go pay me for this info oo

kendrick93:
My bloody Valentine - 8/10
This movie made over a $100m when it came out and i can see why.
Extreme Gore on show.
Loved that it kept me guessing till the end who the face behind the mask was

E belike say n auto-download i go dey watch your recommendation
No need for trailers

Queenslander:
oh, okay.. lool. . And its not overload oh.. it's actually overlord!! Get the difference

Lmao
I knew you would do yours back

Just finish watching it
am not fan of war movies
So i was kinda skeptical at first
But mehn e make sense

Where is the more recommendations i asked for

Queenslander:
lool, so fast? I told you so,. My movies never disappoint. What does obrigada mean though? Is that igala? Cause I've it in some of 2face songs..

@ bolded what are you feeling like sef

It remains "overload"

Obrigada means thank you
No be only igala na Gala
Portuguese tho

Queenslander:
lool, good boy.. that's the way it should be!!
Poseidon
Fury
The November man
The Meg
Overlord
Den of thieves
Passengers
Ford v Ferrari
Escape room
The door man

Seen all
Total Aggregate scores : 8.3/10

I bet those nudes can't be as dope as these movies

More of these
Obrigada in advance

Calibrator:
Nobody


3/4

If there was ever a duel between Hutch and Wick, my money will be on Hutch.



He has an excessive amount of death wish for a family man

The scene i love so much was
When those niggas went for his Dad
Old man took care of them like a Nanny that went to Harvard

If this has a Sequel
His Dad might get shot or die

Queenslander:
lmao, if you watch any of the bolded, and they aren't interesting ehh.. I will post my nude pic on this forum,. And even use it as my display picture here.. lool

Hehehe
No wahala

Get you nudes on standby by weekend

Queenslander:
lool, good boy.. that's the way it should be!!
Poseidon
Fury
The November man
The Meg
Overlord
Den of thieves
Passengers
Ford v Ferrari
Escape room
The door man

I haven't seen the bolded
If dem no sweet ehn

You will be relegated from Queen to a Refugee

pu7pl3:
Phone inbuilt video player cos I don't know anyone else

Alright thanks

pu7pl3:
The guy was just being modest it's a good trait

Baba apart from MX player and VLC which one can recommend?

AHCB:
the truth is really bitter.

very Bitter my G

Queenslander:
yawns!! So I should start crying now? Besides you and I both know Google lies alot.. with too many unverified posts there..

Alright ma'am you win
Your Gender age like fine wine

Recommend better Action/Adventure movies for me
Lemme use those ones to celebrate your winning

Olamilekan1903:
Namaste wahala

Where i like most was when RMD ask the Groom's mum Now is Time to pay the Bride Price the women looked him like
in their culture it is the Bride parent that pay Grooms Prize

Liposure:
as if its the only FTA channel. gotv too stingy abeg

They use to have like 2 to 3 free channel like 3/4 years ago

What do you expect from a foreign company

Queenslander:
rubbish post, this aging of a thing is only a myth ..

I laugh in Swahili

We both know you know am correct
Well let's hear what Google has to say