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@4llerbuntu. Why not try Keymonk keyboard someone mentioned earlier, the app works like a charm. Best swype keyboard replacement ever (my verdict)

Nokia phucked up refusing to join the android bandwagon. Windows phone 8, just like the previous releases will only succeed to keep Nokia's head from sinking under but won't ultimately bail it out.

^^^Yeah, quite an insightful tread.

Annoys me that the screenshot (springboard icons & layout) on the first page taken since 2008 ain't so different from that of my iPad 3 of 2012

I will certainly indulge myself in downloading all the 3d HD retina game titles I have missed out on.. But we all know this kind of awoof only come in dreams

idowuswap: Igbo don they kill themselves becus of money again they want money by all means

If your ignorant of an issue, you don't have to comment. Rivers is not an Igbo state

zikclassiq: I'm still a virgin at 25 and its priceless. I'll keep myself 4my baby girl. She deserves my first seeds in her. She deserves my first and all!
What abt u?

What about the 'seeds' you have being jerking off?

If this is true then what then happens to non-indigenes?
This is hard to believe especially as they have always made public announcements concerning this exercise.

where's the joke?!

candieangel12: Noting happened na. They were just angry that I decided 2 hve se.x n not wait till marriage. But after they realized that them shoutin wouldnt bring back my virginity, then they stopped vexing && told me 2 practice safe se.x, so I have taken their advice and I am now havin safe se.x lol

Now dats one phuckin' license you got there (pun intended).

Texx! Texx!! you can do better than this.
On a serious note, you are beginning to sound like a fan boy

Imanuelle: A typical nigerian lady.

Thru dat ...
nice sig. u got there

Luv Mercy: the boyfrd shud also go n sleep wit his mother

I guess by your theory all gals should spread em legs to just any guy that's the highest bidder.
If your encouraging a gal to cheat just because the bf can't meet all her material needs, why not as well tell them to switch family to one that's rich.

^^^lolz..
been there before. Bros I tell the babe to march o, in fact say na in the next 10 years I wan settle (joking)

@kunletiwoo. noted!
Was just too lazy to confirm the right word b4 I hit send

Hm, you said it's your fiancée right? Maybe he wants to use it as an excuse to breakup or make you end the relationship.

No normal bachelor walks into a clinic & requests for a sperm count examination, except in he has been married before or tried to father a baby in the past.

TALK TO HIM

eMpTy Hen copy cat.. that offer was originally made by Etisalat.

Why do they always have to copy competitors' services & offers? I bet they will make a mess of it, like they always do

All the posts here, non has addressed the OP's question.
What's the gr8 benefits one derives from ios6 that's worth losing my jailbreak with it's accompanying tweaks?

What are the so-called 200+ features that make ios6 stand out?

^^^How often does one get in a scenario where you get to use the full potential of the hardware of these two devices? Coz these benchmarks charts, graphs don't mean shet to the average consumer (& we know they make the chunk of the market)
I remember hardcore ios users lamenting the futility of having a dual core chip last year when the SGS2 released citing unavailability of apps to utilize it's potential.
Now that Apple has joined the bandwagon, I dare ask if the said apps are existing.

This is clearly a downside of long relationship without marriage. Obviously she has fallen out of love with you. Else she should be over-excited you guys are finally tying the knot.

Brace yourself for the undesirable hommie. Like someone already pointed out, don't try to persuade her to remain with you if she's no longer into you

So what do you want us to do about it?

abiL: You are definitely a fool. 100% confirmed. No doubt.

Didn't you read my first sentence. I told her it would be right to abort it. But who am I to decide for her. I can advice her, but at the end of the day, it's her life. I can't impose anything on her.


Do me a favour, crack your head open, because I doubt there's any brain in there.

Next time, instead of calling me up on something I've said, read my post again before opening your dirty mouth. Brainless tw[a]t.

It's because of minors like you that romance section should be restricted..

@abiL. You must be silly to have made that comment in the last paragraph.
That simple mind of yours can't tell you that staying in the village is more worthwhile that the situation she found herself presently.
FYI every Nigerian belongs to a village somewhere

Why didn't you seek Nairaland advise before you let him "IN ?

Remaining in dat house after his advances was a foolish act on your part. As someone suggested bring another family member into the matter before you repeat your foolishness

Been there, done that!

Lets cut the cr@p, if you haven't doesn't mean you are a saint or ain't gonna do it when shet hits the fan

@Dimples. point noted but remember it's a two-way street.
How do folks learn from this forum when all ideas & issues are lopsided?

@mynd44. This is an open forum where people share their views, they are not obligated to have same opinions as you thus can't be termed id-iots if theirs differ

The OP has got a point, let's be real for once. Why must any thread that mentions ladies' negative habits be termed female bashing
@The ladies attacking the OP, the moral of the story is you can't eat your cake & hv it.
@Mynd44, being a woosie & attacking fellow guys ain't gonna get NL gals to fall 4 you

Confirmed it's just a hoax/ internet rumour, would have been a classic..
-http://m.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2012/aug/29/apple-samsung-trucks-nickels-fake?cat=technology&type=article

Confirmed it's just a hoax/ internet rumour, would have been a classic..

http://m.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2012/aug/29/apple-samsung-trucks-nickels-fake?cat=technology&type=article