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Totally hilarious if this is true, love to see the look on Apple CEO's face but imma take this story with a pinch of salt..

SOURCE PLEASE!

If she's mounting pressure on the dude, then prolly she's had it or rather enjoyed it from elsewhere.
Most ladies dat ain't done it before even shy away from the idea.
Here's my suggestion:
- he should stop having blōwjób from her (if he does) if he's not ready to reciprocate
- like MBJ said, he should get a brand new GF dat ain't inconsiderate of his ideals

Kissing with eyes closed tend to enhance the passion .. just thinking out loud

It's not as if epilepsy is incurable. Heck we have see people get married to HIV positive mates.

I guess until when true love hits you, you never can tell..

@swtchicgurl. wats dumb, can you attest to being a virgin?

Nairalanders are just going all spiritual on the OP
(most shouting 'don't do it' fcck on a daily basis & ain't married).
**WHAT IF THE GAL WANTS THE OP BADLY**

@OP. my candid advice, your traveling doesn't mean the relationship has to end abruptly. Sekz in this case proves a kinda commitment she's making to you.

why say confront? abi na fight?

Unlimited data plans are available from Nigerian networks too (Airtel & Etisalat am sure of), but you gat to be ready to cough out upwards of 13k per month

deniyor: Haha he is screwing your sister, no big deal.
Stop all your antics, it is no disrespect for him to do so. He is a dude with bone[b]r[/b] and your sister has itchy toto . They both satisfy each other. Be happy for them.

Lol.... Nairaland - where the bizarre comes naturally

Mannylex: dude u lie. Steve jobs death aint gonna affect apple in anyway. Apple is a company full of innovation, and they would even expand more and make better phone, even without Steve Jobs.

With Steve Jobs gone, I see Apple becoming less restrictive (already there's rumour of Bluetooth file sharing on the latest version of ios 6, ain't so sure)
Such a strategy will indeed be a real game changer

bush4ker: lolz that 1mb is for 2go users

On point brov.. Etisalat wicked sha

OP Call their CC

xzibukz: ICS Rocks!!!

Guy, what's the name of the weather app your using?

Fhemmmy: We dont carry Huawei Phones . . . . But your time on our thread is highly appreciated.

I wasn't referring to a phone, I meant Mifi. I guess mentioning Huawei caused the misunderstanding.

Still on the matter, please quote prices for both new & used Mifi wireless router (irrespective of brand)

bogtrotter: how much if u wanna sell? i dnt hav mi-fi

Hit me up on whatsapp or email let's negotiate:
(070 394 18086)
Am based in PH

bogtrotter: how many gig is ur itouch

8gb

How much will it cost me to get an unlocked huawei Mifi (preferably E5)? Please quote prices for both new & used.

PS. Am based in PH, hope dat won't be a delivery constraint

I have got iPod touch 4th generation running ios 5.1.1 (already jailbroken, loaded with apps & games)
ready to swap with unlocked Mifi device & cash

Booty4me: how did u do urz. Mine kipz tellin me connection terminated. Redial

did you create a new profile for the new network whose sim you inserted? Go through the previous pages of this thread for settings of Etisalat & airtel

lawizle: Pls watz d meaning of number portability?

Number portabilty is provision by the regulation (NCC) that lets consumers switch network without losing their line..
Google or check Wikipedia for details

Funseeka: How many Nigerian owned businesses are surviving like MTN. Will you rather they go out of business? You talk about GLO, can u imagine a country like Nigeria with only GLO? It will be like Dangote and his group of companies ripping people like mad, needing graduates for driving jobs. . .lol

It is hell doing business in Nigeria. These guys are not father xmas and are not that typical greedy Nigerian company; they are only managing to survive. Go ask Richard Bradson of Virgin Nigeria what it is like doing business in Nigeria.

Thank God you have got alternatives; move on if you're pissed with MTN. Don't come here weeping and wailing

If their services are crappy you say it for the whole world to hear. Have you ever heard of the word "consumerism"

alienware: Mtn are sneaky thieves ........ When u use modems u discover that mtn has a lesser coverage for hsdpa network and umts compared to etisalat, if there's no 3G you can rely on hspda network and its very fast, but mtn no get dat coverage at allllll. There are thieves u pay and then discover u cant use it afta a month, ur modem keeps blinking red an indication of edge network or gprs coverage

Actually HSDPA is superior to 3g/UTMS

Decryptor: Na today? By the time they notice u and some others who have made this resolution are no longer subscribing, they'll find a way to hoodwink you with a "tweaked" fake irresistable offer and you will "nose-dive" into it, get ripped off in the process, and complain again! And the circle continues.

A wise saying goes "you can fool some of the people, some of the time but you can't fool all the people, all the time"

The only thing still keeping me on their network is my line, let's see how they fare when number portability starts. They can only bribe NCC to delay but can't stop it

Got the shocker when I tried activating a plan yesterday. This shall surely be the last time I subscribe to any empty-hen data bundle

Big fat NO, ain't it obvious that a pretty wife contributes to one's state of happiness?

Lots of female STALKERS in nairaland afterall..

awesome9ja: Bros pls, how can I set up / Create a new IPad ID Account for my Ipad2 without using credit card

Follow this link to setup an apple account without credit - http://support.apple.com/kb/ht2534


*remember to first google for assistance, else online scavengers will feast of you*

Ortis: May his soul rest/rust in peace/pieces in jesus/devil's name.......i guex 1 money looter has gone 2 b wit d lord/devil......its -1 2 nigeria's 2milion problems....its nw +1,999,000milion problems

What school did you go to? Your maths teacher should be flogged.

Don lokobanty: WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD PES 2011 ON MY TOUCH 3G SLIDE?

Google is your best friend