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mondi_cheeks: u r really are delusional...dear they are good looking guys that I have seen, and I wldnt put u in that catergory

mama 5shidren... And wetin I wan use old cargo do?

Make una c me c wahala o.

I tell again, if u know you are bold and beautiful, upload ur pic. If u don't i may b forced to do it myself.

mondi_cheeks: I didn't have to view it again...I remembered how silly it looked the first time I saw it. Don't flatter urself

stop acting like you don't see. I told you last time, if you know you are bold and beautiful, upload ur pic let's see. If you can't, then u are much worse than a monkey.

You are just hating and by the way, you are the only who has ever said that pic. Look silly. Off Nairaland, you beg me to talk to you.

mondi_cheeks: Bit.ches following me everywhere I go... Don't u get tired?

tell me you like that pic. This is the second time u ar viewing my profile. Lol... Stop hating! You like what you saw and stop deceiving yourself.

Soyedele1: There is no length I won't go to knw if a gal is cheating or lieing to me and once u r caught,I won't say anything BT the game begins(seriously bleeping till I get tired of her punnny
Btw,av read ur post abt ur gal wey do u strong tin.hope u av gotten a new chick??

yup... Moved on long ago. She came begging though and even ready give me d punny she no wan giv me b4. But I no gree. She came twice 4rm PH to warri cos I was in school den. But me no gree. I no say if na some guys, dem go slam her tire.

I get another one sha...

dmcdad: Lord Have Mercy!

are u surprised?

mondi_cheeks: leave me and my 5 illegitimate children alone. We never bothered u

Have you seen how you have disgraced yourself here, such that your name is now a sour taste on the tongue? The problem with you is that you are just too stubborn and that's why you end up so. Who will keep a woman who is stubborn and does not take correction when she is wrong?

My pain is that those kids you have are pathetically in an undeserved condition as you being their mother because they may end up being less productive to themselves and their immediate environment. Since they would have been raised by dumb skull in person of a mother.

Smh.

Atandav: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pls tell me wat to do.

is this really ur 1st time. Not joking pls. And how does she behave around you? If no smooshing like romantic kiss and stuff like that by her restricting you, then you should av a lot to worry about. So, over to you.

What is the relationship like?

Soyedele1: Den stop saying it to her
Very funny,no wonder I find it hard to trust gals

that's why action should do the talking....

Atandav: wahala dey o

is dis ur 1st time of dating a girl? If it is, let me know and I will tell you what to do.

gree-die:
depends.....
do u agree to buy me smoked, fried, stewed and boiled snail?
and 2 bottle of wine to wash it down?
do u also agree to buy take away packs of same meat and snacks for my younger ones ?
and bottles of wine to wash it down wen i get home?

say yes and we can proceed with a fairytale date




nb, my demands are quite reaistic, wine is good for the body and snail meat is healthy, lil children also need snacks. i aint the average nigerian girl

Okay, what next?

Sorry guys, there are girls like that. They are very rare in nature. My friend's girlfriend is like that and he used to complain. The only to know is how she behaves when around. For my friend, she would hug him, and play with him in some loving ways.

Now, my friend had to ask her why she does not say those words and her reply was that she is not used to it.

OP, Pipe down. Action speaks louder than words. Therefore, her actions should do the talking not her words.

Why? My ex was cheating on me but each time I asked her she would say she loves me., till the guy in question fvcked her, she would still tell me she loves me.

I had to let her go and by calculation and her own confession she went back to the guy after I left and the kept fvcking her 4more dat a 2yr. After she got tired, she came begging and saying she loves me and she still does.

WHAT CAN YOU MAKE OUT OF THIS?

Midastorch: The last tym that I checked,this thread is meant for reasonable individuals,noh some low life wannabe. Disease stricken monkeys.

LWKMD!

gree-die:
i get bofy? lol

okay, if that one done clear na, so how we go proceed?

Abujafood: Let me add my voice to this thread, I think the OP is being silly! This is not about being a maga, just asking a girl out on a date and next thing you start updating folks about your chat? Very silly boy, if you want her to go out with you don't offer her buns or okpa with Mirinda that is low class even for a broke dude. A cup of ice cream with cake can't cost more than N400 haba, is it too much for you?

Bro, that is not the problem... what happens thereafter? what if she starts demanding things unnecessarily? You never know some girls. them be like tick on a dog's back...

gree-die:
expantiate...

Okay... but the problem is distance na.. we go for hook up. No time. But your bofy no go vex?

[size=15pt]EVERYBODY SHOULD IGNORE THIS MONKEY_CHEEK... SHE IS AN ACUTE PARASITE AND DESTRUCTIVE VIRUS... ODE![/size]

This is the last you will get from me... swine!

gree-die:
u should woo me then, i have a conscience too... all i need for a complete date is wine and fried snail

Gree-die... make we see na... but engine piston must run the car .

dmcdad: Lwtmb ooo. I read all her post 4 that bump-short thread. If we wan talk about ethics, morals or spirituality, she dy learn. Buh person need to b realistic

Thank God say you know wetin I dey talk about.

mondi_cheeks: Aint got time for yall 2 bit.ches please go look for someone else to bother go PMS elsewhere

See this i+diot. Not kidding lady, I would have beaten black and blue because your brain isnt functioning well to tell you what you aught to do. May be that would be a better way to teach you how to use rightly. dunce.

dmcdad: I bet he doesn't need your money. It seems u read the post with a biased mind, else you would notice he made mention of the fact that he was joking, even though the gurl didn't see it that way

My brother if you see this Monket_chick, you don see virus.

She is always acting like holiest of holy ... Oloshi Aridin Oloriburuku

mondi_cheeks: OP I will send u money for cake and ice cream. U really are a disgrace

You dey find my trouble abi? wetin find come here again? Dont you have better things to do with your husband?

[quote author=Midastorch][/quote]i dey tell u

bigx: Same sentiments, I believe dating a girl means you're a prospective suitor, what girl would want a man who can't feed her simple snacks? When time for main food and kid's food comes nko?
If a guy is not ready he should focus on his career n forget women, they don't rhyme.

You never jam...

Vanneni: Steewpid!

you don shift the goal post abi... anyway, I KNOW i am right.

Vikin: Watch out, he is a mean guy and he won't call her. She will do the calling.

OP, I know your type.... Just pick up the phone and call him so your heart relax...

yeah and if you see my comment above, I said the same thing. my own ex no even fit leave the guy she gave has to because it happened while we were dating and that was why I left her. But later on, I found out that she went back to the guy and they have been making out all these years, over 2 years.

dmcdad: Guy I dey feel u pass V-mobile.. Lmao

na sooo

dmcdad: Lngkm... Badt guy. Well, I no blame u sha. Na she coz am. And u go see as she go loyal die with all ur arrangement.. Girlz no go ever learn how to search 4 the right things. Preys!

She already know way na Petroleum Enginering I study and she know say I day go service very soon... me just dey take am small small. No hurry. But because the way she talk about the fixing phone, I had to change gear sharp sharp. No be my fault ooo. GIRLS don deal with me no be small.

So basically, my rule: If you think you are smart, I am smarter. If you act naturally, just being yourself, I will treat you like a queen. That is now my rule.

dmcdad: I think I buy dis ur idea.. In other words, different strokes 4 different folks. Abi? Badt guy... Lol

Yeah... exactly. For instance like the one who said I should fix her phone. Na so I laugh laugh laugh so tey shame catch the babe for saying such. she come say this one way I laugh like this, e clear say na next things sef. I tell her say make she no worry I go do am. Well, I know she wanted to gauge me and if I yield in easily, I don become maga.

Now wey be say I don know her kind, me sef don ready for her. Thank God I get oiil company friends and connections, so I go just they carve all my lies from there. Tell her say one job dis and another dat... everyone like OIL money no be so? I think, I will be much more comfortable doing that sef so she go dey hope say she wan hook up with a potential oil baron. . she don enter one chance.

cheeryangy: Thank u all for your comments.
And lol... I won't call him. I want to more than anythin, bt I won't, d more I think of it d more I realize hez just a really mean guy. I'll wait for him to call

Don't even wait for him because I dont see this relationship going into anything beyond the boyfriend-girlfriend stage. so, please, value your time and look for a better way to use it. Your aim should be someone that would settle down with you. I saw some traces on your profile and I believe you are not one of those in their early 20s.

That is all I can say.

dmcdad: I don try to deviate a bit from that way buh the thing no dy eva gree me... I no knw whether na only me get conscience 4 this life cuz my conscience no dy give me breathing space

Guy me and you na the same thing oooo. E go just be like say my conscience 1 kill me when I deviate a little. But as it is na, this babes no like truth. you just need to sabi the game. But here is what I see, at least you go know when someone one act smart na... so when u c dat type, wear your lying hat.

e get wan babe wey say make I show... omo, that na the day I come from school oo. so I tire to even go out sef so na house I receive her. I asked her what she would like to take and she said nothing. I said you wont even take malt, she say not to bother. after sometime, she say she wan go. I come pay bike fee.( change nko?? na so she grab d whole money from me)... Na so I see her reach... she no gree pick calls again or wan talk to me sef. she wanted me to take her out to an eatery but me no gree because I tire.

But if I had lied, it would have been a different ball game by now.

dmcdad: Guy no b lie. I no dy fit lie buh at the same time, 2 much honesty has dealt with me big time.

Bros, Me no go lie you, babes no dey value people like us... come 2013, me wan change gear...

Warri _Pikin: What qualification or experience has he got to rule a complex country like Nigeria?

[size=15pt]As Usual, Nigerian are always blind to see even the most Obvious truth... KAI! The country is finished.

Mr Man, My question to you is What qualification or experience has he(GEJ) got to rule a complex country like Nigeria?

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