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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:55am On Mar 16, 2010
A european pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later
to pick them up. He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot, there's no way the plane can take all this bush meat, we will have to leave a third of it behind.

But we did it last year, the hunters insisted.
"The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours."

The pilot hesitated but decided to take their word for it. Well, if u did it last year, i suppose we can do it again this year.

The plane took off! As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. It crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the
plane, dazed but glad to be alive. I wonder where we are the pilot asked.

One of the hunters looked around, Dont worry my friend, i think we are just 15 metres east of where we crashed last year.

The pilot faints. cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2010
Sometime, school life can be so punishing. grin

Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tayoast(m): 4:56pm On Mar 17, 2010
^^na so dem punish u 4 sch. wich village sch u go sef?? tongue
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Mar 17, 2010
shege!!! grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 2:31pm On Mar 18, 2010
Nice jokes! I need more cheesy cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by studio43(m): 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2010
how much are we talking about?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 10:54pm On Mar 19, 2010
1 million
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:34pm On Mar 22, 2010
I loff OBJ

Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 3:52pm On Mar 22, 2010
hehe, lmao
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by flexystar(f): 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2010
na now him one cut d cud wen d pikin still dey convalescent stage meeeeeeeeeeeen d guy no be better father.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 1:19pm On Mar 23, 2010
;d cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 3:52pm On Mar 23, 2010
u mean cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 5:13pm On Mar 23, 2010
;d ;d
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 7:32pm On Mar 24, 2010
error sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 4:07pm On Mar 25, 2010
One day, a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor
of a building when another man came running in to his
office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in
an accident right opposite this building”. The gentleman
was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through
his office window.

While dropping down, as he nears the 14th floor, he
remembered he does not have a daughter named Anna. When he
was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not even
married yet. When he was about to hit the ground, he
remembered that his name was not even John. cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:26pm On Mar 25, 2010
;d
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 6:02pm On Mar 25, 2010
, d cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 3:39pm On Mar 27, 2010
Error
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tessybrown(m): 5:41pm On Mar 27, 2010
YEAH YARADUA NEVER DIE ooo hIM DEY HIM DOCTOR HOUSE GO CHECK IT@ http://ladieshood.waphall.com
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 6:16pm On Mar 27, 2010
BEN!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SH!T LORD ABOVE ME IS F!CKN SPAMMIN angry
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2010
A Radio Station, 96 FM, was running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not
found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in
a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was
a trip to Protea hotel Abuja for a week.

DJ Creep, had many callers; the following two standing out:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?
Caller: "Hi, me name's Kranky.
DJ: "Kranky, what is your word?

Caller: "Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'.
DJ: "We are just checking that out(pause) and you are
correct, Kranky, 'goan' is certainly a word not found in
the English Dictionary.

Now the next question, for a trip for two to Arizona, is:
What sentence can you use that word in that would make
logical sense?
Caller: "Goan bleep yourself!"

At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced
that there is no place for that sort of language on a
family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the
following caller:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jinx."
DJ: "Jinx, what is your word?
Caller: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'.
DJ: "We are checking that out (pause) and you are correct!

Jinx. 'Smee' is certainly a word not found in the English
Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to
Arizona is:

What sentence can you use that word in that would make
logical sense?

Caller: "Smee again! Goan bleep yourself!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:53pm On Mar 31, 2010
To surprise her husband, a company executive’s wife decided
to stop by her husband's office. On entering the office,
she saw the females secretary sitting on her husband’s laps.

In order to defend himself the husband said “budget cut or
no budget cut management must do something. I and my
secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single
seat.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:11am On Apr 05, 2010
There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church.

It seems the first hint of Trouble came when the Pastor preached on "dedicating yourselves to service" and the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved."

Trying to believe it was a coincidence; the Pastor put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he preached on "giving". Afterwards, The choir squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All."

By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on "the sin of gossiping". Would you believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To Tell the Story."

There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight."

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later; explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:25pm On Apr 05, 2010
The preacher rose with a red face. Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K. K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!

Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a gorgeous body rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 2:48pm On Apr 08, 2010
Dats me boi
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:11pm On Apr 08, 2010
We needed to get busy, dude. . . boredom not good. cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tracks(m): 1:57pm On Apr 09, 2010
YEs JESUS SAVES AND HE HAVE ALL POWER WITH HIM
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 12:51am On Apr 10, 2010
Hmmmm tell that to studio
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lalaboi1(m): 8:57am On Apr 10, 2010
enjpying the thread, read it from the beginning, been awake all night, just got done , Ben 10 , you're a genius, where does all this inspiration come from, and btw, don't you run out of jokes !!!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by StudioCFR(m): 2:42pm On Apr 10, 2010
tracks:

YEs JESUS SAVES AND HE HAVE ALL POWER WITH HIM


Kunbee:

Hmmmm tell that to studio


why are u excluding yourself, Omo Esu Ni e ni? sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 12:19am On Apr 11, 2010
Nope, but you havent given your life to christ nao
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by StudioCFR(m): 7:50am On Apr 11, 2010
How u take know?
I'm a Knight, I surrendered completely to christ in 2008.

Shine your eyes, No Dull Yourself o

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