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| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 11:01am On Mar 11, 2010 |
Ben u don try nor be small   |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 2:01pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
slyvey love, i mix u  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 2:19pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
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| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:38pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Sylve, where have you been na? no calls, no flash as usual. . . wetin dey happen? |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:43pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Ben-10: Poor people. . . always gets them excited. . . also their means of communication. . . flash me so i can know everythngs fine!  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
It's part of the joke. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 2:52pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Lol  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:53pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Ben-10: Poor MAN!!! Go and get some units both of u |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:54pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
I have a thousand units yesterday. . . haven't even started with it. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
lol really? On that ya massive NITEL  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by cbase: 2:19pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
wey long pass am sef. ben i hope say you don repair ur ladder |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:22pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
cbase and ladder~! na your potential business be dat? dickele, I tot you're referring to SMS unit. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
heh? NO! I'm talking about call units. . . how do u flash with sms? u go school?  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:38pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Cbase bought a $750,000 engagement ring for his girlfriend, a week later they decided to separate, no more marriage for life! Who takes home this $750,000 ring? The lucky lady is wearing the ring which can’t come out of the finger and Cbase is asking for the finger to be cut in two halves to allow the ring come out. Tales by moonlight~! |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:41pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: ~ewu~! Like say you attend kindergarten |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:02pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Cbase, where you na?  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:09pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A healing Pastor came to a church. There was a long line to see him. It was a little boys turn in line and he said it was his hearing. So, the healing Pastor grabbed his ears and said a prayer. The Pastor let go and asked, "hows your hearing now''. "I don't know, it's not till Friday," replied the boy. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:10pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
One day God was talking to Adam and he said "Adam you look lonely, I know I'll give you a woman but it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said " what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:23pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A little boy found a bible so old it was covered in 12 inches of dust. The little boy scooped away the dust and then slowly opened the ancient bible. As he opened the bible he noticed a leaf. He quickly ran to his mom and said, "Look what I found mom!" The mom asked, "What is it"? "I think it's Adams underwear", replied the boy. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:24pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen". The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen". He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord". The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!". Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse stopped at the edge. The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!" |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:27pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" Totally flattered, he replied, "No, dear they haven't." At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:28pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:30pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:32pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?" |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
tight ones there Ben-oletu |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:36pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Sylve, the corporate spy |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
There are 3 guys who get a visit from an angle. The angle says, “I’m giving you a heads up. You are going to die and then come back with a girl. How good you are in heaven determines how beautiful she’ll be. So the first guy comes back and is with a really ugly girl. The most ugly you have probably seen. Then, the second guy comes back and is with an even uglier girl. But, when the third guy comes back he is with the most beautiful girl you ever did see. The first 2 guys look at each other saying, “Wow, he must have been very good.” Then the woman shouts, “I GOT STUCK WITH HIM!” |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:43pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
There were three construction workers that always got the same thing for lunch. All of them were tired of eating the same thing over and over again. 1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow I'm jumping off that bridge. 2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see another taco I'm going to jump off that bridge tomorrow. 3rd worker : Beans Again?!! I will jump off that bridge tomorrow if I get beans for lunch again. The next day they all got the same thing for lunch so each jumped off the bridge and died. There wives were inconsolable. 1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I would have never packed him sandwiches! 2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I would have never packed him tacos! 3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I never would have let him pack his own lunch! |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:44pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal, |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 5:33pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
^^very good  |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by flexystar(f): 6:00pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Kudos guy those where hilarious. that preacher stuff got me tumbling off my chair LWKM d preacher don forget say them no dey praise the lord any how on top him horse. |
| Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:51am On Mar 16, 2010 |
A boy and his father visiting USA from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!". While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!". |
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