rita@NL:


So man don dey marry man for NL too 
Plat (m) marry anoda man  ok oooo.

hehehe california hasnt legalized gay marriages yet so we moved

yes u can find life partner on nairaland,it depend on hw u take it

Where were you guys when someone thread that he found his partner on Nairaland and wedded?

And not only that.

well for me, its very possible. I found ma girl on Nairaland in 2007. and we are dating


And please, don't generalise the scamming thingy.

just turned single and searching

plat- u married abeg please say no
ma hart broken today

mayb just mayb

anything is possible

no!

are there any here who will be willing to be domesticated?
nah!

. . .domesticated as in baking cookies and mopping flloors?

i had you in mind when i was typing that LOL
wanted to say Negro where are u but changed my mind now see, oh my goodness

finemocha:

anything is possible

yeah yeah, what happened to u? its been nearly 5 days, haven't heard a word!

Lexi, if I catch you with that Amaka rant. E be like say you wan make she pounce on you with these harmful teeth? If she devours you then you'll know better  Better still, she said she's going off NL, are you invariably saying she's leaving when you said Ebonyeyes was?  

TheSeeker:

Lexi, if I catch you with that Amaka rant. E be like say you wan make she pounce on you with these harmful teeth? If she devours you then you'll know better Better still, she said she's going off NL, are you invariably saying she's leaving when you said Ebonyeyes was?

SeekerBlood

Any chick u touch just runs out of NL Abeg give me the secret oh, i have a few i want to get off my back too

Seriously: I never knew anything about Amaks leaving NL, thats news to me. . . As for Ebony, i also dunno why she vanished, i just know she has suddenly gone quiet - which for me is a good thing

I didn't know Ebony was bothering you or we could have talked it over on our pillow talks. Remember she listens to me? She's a doll, I must say. As for getting chics off my back, I'm not sure about that, but trust the almighty to come and refute it.

TheSeeker:

I didn't know Ebony was bothering you or we could have talked it over on our pillow talks. Remember she listens to me? She's a doll, I must say. As for getting chics off my back, I'm not sure about that, but trust the almighty to come and refute it.

As hard as it is to believe that, i guess it might be true - needless to doubt.

Its been a very long and hard day at work, now i hand over to the Yanks and make my way home for a well deserved night's rest.

I'll see yah all tomorrows but until then, keep doing the needful

Needfully get the needed sleep that you deservedly needed to start a needed hectic day tomorrow; and ensure you dream the most needed dream, have a good sleep, eat the supposedly amount of diet needed for your needful growth needless to say you shouldn't go against your physician's advice. Goodnight blood.

i had you in mind when i was typing that LOL
wanted to say Negro where are u but changed my mind now see, oh my goodness

Oh, well we get the program started right now. . . no, never change your mind bout Negro, he is where you want him to be honey.

In what ways would a domesticated man be useful to you Hauwa?

@whitelexi

sorry i had surgery, ah kpele oh. i will call u tomorrow, nna no vex

No na lyfe threatner u fit find 4 here. . .hisss

wtf? get over it.
stop discussing me.
and i said i was leaving as in i was GETTING OFF OF NAIRALAND for that time being!
GOSH!!! get over yourselves.
who the hell is lexi? shior!!!
please, i wouldnt even dare.

Harry Potter:

@na2day i think u are suffering 4rm romantic flu
@op there is 70% probability dat one can meet his/her life pattener here.

let me guess, u are a romantic/love doctor, right?

whitelexi:

Word in the grapevine is that Amaka nwa mama is looking for a life partner too, 2 of u might wanna put the fiestiness aside and make nairaland the proud owner of a successful union

TheSeeker:

Me and Amaka? You want make I die prematurely? Abeg oooooO!!!!! My mama still get hope say I go be president one day and I no want Sandra Achums or Eucharia as wife abeg oooo

ROTFLMAO! i can't wait to attend ur funeral if this union ever happens

na2day?:

ROTFLMAO! i can't wait to attend your funeral if this union ever happens

instigator, you no get work?

THE-AMAKA:

instigator, you no get work?

i get, instigating 

TheSeeker:

Lexi nwa mama, word on the corridors of power and romance on NL has it that you are getting down with Ebonyeyes. . . you had better back the f.uck off

DEATH! ! ! 

whitelexi:

Oxymoron ko, Irony ni

How can u even begin to contemplate the impossible?
Taking thoughtless risks with individuals who are as volatile as petrol??

Talking of Ebony sef, word on the corridor is that she fled nairaland after receiving the rough end of a battle of words with another nairaland member. . .  Do u think we're gossiping?

this corridor una just dey yan abt, na which part of NL e dey? 


@ all

before i forget, i have brand new NL spouses, fresh off the factory for all of u looking for a mate, just IM me

Maybe it is hard to start but let me start by saying " Hello Pweety4me, like to meet ya." . There is nothing there, you can start by being polite to a fellow member and stop being childish by saying " Hello Pweety4me, I want to 'F word' you". That is totally repugnant. Some of us are up to 30yrs but acting like teens. we should be nice to each other for God sake. I love you all.

Mr blazer:

Maybe it is hard to start but let me start by saying " Hello Pweety4me, like to meet ya." . There is nothing there, you can start by being polite to a fellow member and stop being childish by saying " Hello Pweety4me, I want to 'F word' you". That is totally repugnant. Some of us are up to 30yrs but acting like teens. we should be nice to each other for God sake. I love you all.

hello Mr Blazer, i will not like to meet u

Why not if not

THE-AMAKA:

wtf? get over it.
stop discussing me.
and i said i was leaving as in i was GETTING OFF OF NAIRALAND for that time being!
GOSH!!! get over yourselves.
who the hell is lexi? shior!!!
please, i wouldnt even dare.   

The knowledge of Lexi is the begining of wisdom

@The Amaka: Wayo bu ije oh, u dont wanna run your mouth against a few people i know.

whatever, you people bore me.
outtie.

THE-AMAKA:

whatever, you people bore me.
outtie.

Hmmm, perhaps u were not the intended target of such boredom then, perhaps u should look the other way. . .

whitelexi:

Hmmm, perhaps u were not the intended target of such boredom then, perhaps u should look the other way. . .

9 inches!