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Re: Kindly Return My Number by TheSeeker(m): 2:18am On Nov 23, 2009 |
Laugh in Swedish. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Pweety4me(f): 2:42am On Nov 23, 2009 |
Laugh in yoruba. . . |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Busybody2(f): 3:31am On Nov 23, 2009 |
@ Topic The number that took me 90 days of dry fasting and prayer and four months on ori-oke to obtain, you must be joking Come put your hand inside my pocket and collect it na See his mouth like "kindly return my number", shior Berra start making room for me in your crib cos I am moving in before Christmas by hook or by crook |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 3:37am On Nov 23, 2009 |
@ post and poster LMFAO!!!! damn this is too funny. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:54am On Nov 23, 2009 |
^^and if his crib is already occupied, just move in straight to mine - i can send you the address if you are interested Pweety4me:Some things are just tooooo difficult. . . |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Busybody2(f): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2009 |
*dhtml: "If I am interested ke, like you have to ask again Oya darling, lets swap digits quickly before anyone sees us, and don't call me, i'll call you yeah, we have to keep this a secret |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 6:08am On Nov 23, 2009 |
*deleted* |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Busybody2(f): 6:18am On Nov 23, 2009 |
*dhtml: Okay, got it, you can delete it now before the noseyparkers starts crawling outta the woodwork I am a very good and decent girl and I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me, but I am free tonight and can come over to yours after work if you like, what say you |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 6:22am On Nov 23, 2009 |
^^yes of course *as if i can ever say no* |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Busybody2(f): 6:29am On Nov 23, 2009 |
^^^ Who told you I haven't deleted it, of course it would be calamitous for Na2day - my future husband to be, to see it Arggghhh, i'm sure its that spambot playing up again and making you hallucinate that the *08120755515* you gave me in secret for bootycall purpose is still up there So its a date tonight then |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 6:31am On Nov 23, 2009 |
^^a very hot date for that matter too! |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 7:50am On Nov 23, 2009 |
Pweety4me: stop lying and return my number TheSeeker: omo, this thing don dey turn to spiritual matter ooo, i dey go report the lady to pastor now TheSeeker: she never call ooo, na flash she flash me with private number Pweety4me: funny enough, i think i gave u the number in turkish language . . . here is ma numba, copy is quickly before i delete it. . . . *08120755515* Busy_body: DEATH! ! ! dhtml, na so? haba! and i think say u bi my friend? Busy_body: [size=16pt]hear no evil, see no evil[/size] |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by platinumnk(f): 7:53am On Nov 23, 2009 |
stlll looking for ur number buy another line |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 8:21am On Nov 23, 2009 |
platinumnk: u no hear say there is a recession? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 8:25am On Nov 23, 2009 |
@ poster What sensible person wants to have a conversation with you? Lack of pussie is bad. Hope you'll get laid soon. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by LordReed(m): 12:32pm On Nov 23, 2009 |
michelin89: E ye mee! |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 23, 2009 |
na2day?:it is not wat u think. . . *grabs the gurl and runs away from the thread* |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Pweety4me(f): 11:50pm On Nov 23, 2009 |
na2day?: |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 10:03am On Nov 24, 2009 |
michelin89: for your mind u sef get kitten bah? see this ugly duckling, abeg carry that your over sized nose comot from my front make i see better woman jare Pweety4me: na wan wey dey above sef na girl, abeg no curse me ooo |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Pweety4me(f): 4:16pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
Who dey curse u? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:01pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
Guys dey trip for this oversized nose, so make you nor just go there. You say I ugly? That one na your yawa. I still dey catch fine fine bobos wey go even shame you sef. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:20pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
michelin and na2day, will you stop fighing before i. . .you are both my pals, and i dont want any fights cause i wont take sides! |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by TheSeeker(m): 3:36am On Nov 25, 2009 |
Michelin and Na2Day, will you stop this nonsense *laughing and praying that they start a fight soon, I want to watch* |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 10:02am On Nov 25, 2009 |
michelin89: wen u comot from edo how ya jazz no go work for them. just wait make dem wake up for morning see u for dem side, u go see how dem go shout "blood of Jesus" TheSeeker: thunder fire u! |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:15pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
na2day?:i double that thunder! hey, leave micheline alone now before i. . . |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 7:17pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
*dhtml: no bi she first find trouble? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:19pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
Even so still leave her alone, you are a guy now, so you should be more tolerant. And hau dare u abuse a gal? huh? huh?? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
na2day?: You wish. I also rock in the morning. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
. . .oya, the two of you should exchange hugs nau before i *flog* you both. . . Now wia is that busybody sef? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 7:24pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
*dhtml: in NL i have learned if u keep quiet for girls u are as good as dead, so i attack back michelin89: let the guys that wake uo next to u be the judge of that. why do u think they never call u back after that one night? |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:27pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
They stay for long and always come back. |
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 7:28pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
^that is right jare micheline. . .na2day, i hope you can say the same for yourself sha? |
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