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Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:14pm On Dec 06, 2009
Lol please return his number nau, there are plenty of other guys out there for you to choose from.
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 06, 2009
She might have used his number to clean up after she popooed! lipsrsealed
Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2009
that bad
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2009
michelin89:

She might have used his number to clean up after she popooed! lipsrsealed
lmao!! that was hilarious grin grin grin
how can someone even return a number sef?
once they have it, they have it.
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2009
Knowing how the poster looks like I am not surprised.

Puff puff!!!  grin grin grin grin
Re: Kindly Return My Number by sexyZee(f): 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2009
^^^^ slim fit grin grin
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 4:31am On Dec 07, 2009
Pweety4me:

Ah ah dis topic still dey roll?u guys just drop dis tin ooo dem no want return number infact it no possible 2 return number. . . tongue better just leave am or dey expect am call abi? cheesy tongue

when u no gree return my number nko! angry angry angry


Pweety4me:

^Se na me u dey talk 2? tongue but bros number no possible return naw? undecided

see how God dey take catch persin tongue tongue tongue


C2H5OH:

Lol please return his number nau, there are plenty of other guys out there for you to choose from.

no mind am ooo!


michelin89:

Knowing how the poster looks like I am not surprised.

Puff puff!!!  grin grin grin grin

continue to console urself, only ur nose sef big pass my butt lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 4:51am On Dec 07, 2009
na2day?:

continue to console urself, only your nose sef big pass my butt lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


You sure have a lil butt then. Ewwwwwwww lipsrsealed
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 4:59am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

You sure have a lil butt then. Ewwwwwwww lipsrsealed

true but u apparently dont have one, urs is as flat as a wall tongue tongue tongue
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:05am On Dec 07, 2009
You wish dear. Even for there, pure muscle!!! XD cool
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:07am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

You wish dear. Even for there, pure muscle!!! XD cool

like they say, when a lizard falls from a tree and hits the ground even when no one else claps for it, it will nod its head saying at least i try. its ok for u to praise your non-butt bo0ty, to be honest ur butt looks like the skeleton that was in my biology class lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:08am On Dec 07, 2009
My bootay is tight. Do you wanna give a spank? grin
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:11am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

My bootay is tight. Do you wanna give a spank? grin

i am not about to hit a plank and break my hand, health insurance premiums have increased tongue tongue tongue
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 5:11am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

My bootay is tight. Do you wanna give a spank? grin
I DO!! grin
na2day, you no you will not turn down such an offer.
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:12am On Dec 07, 2009
THE-AMAKA:

I DO!! grin
na2day, you no you will not turn down such an offer.


i just did and i am sure i didnt write it in arabic
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:12am On Dec 07, 2009
na2day?:

i am not about to hit a plank and break my hand, health insurance premiums have increased  tongue tongue tongue

I guess you like puff puffs like yourself.

Amaka and I have no business with you. We break backs when we get down! cool
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:15am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

I guess you like puff puffs like yourself.

Amaka and I have no business with you. We break backs when we get down! cool

yes i rather have a woman, i repeat a woman with some flesh on her bones than 2 teens that are yet to get to puberty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 5:17am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

I guess you like puff puffs like yourself.

Amaka and I have no business with you. We break backs when we get down! cool
yess girl *high 5!*

na2day?:

yes i rather have a woman, i repeat a woman with some flesh on her bones than 2 teens that are yet to get to puberty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
lmao!!! what a joke. tongue
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:18am On Dec 07, 2009
THE-AMAKA:

lmao!!! what a joke. tongue

the joke is on u sucker! tongue tongue tongue
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:18am On Dec 07, 2009
Darling I am 20 and I have passed puberty by far. You can't handle lepa power. Nor be heaviness be power ooo. Na the move wey we dey give. But you are too weak for us.

Hit the gym and maybe we'll consider you.
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 5:21am On Dec 07, 2009
yeah ive seen you na2day and you have a LOT OF NERVE!!
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:22am On Dec 07, 2009
michelin89:

Darling I am 20 and I have passed puberty by far. You can't handle lepa power. Nor be heaviness be power ooo. Na the move wey we dey give. But you are too weak for us.

Hit the gym and maybe we'll consider you.

pele, puberty comes at various ages for different ppl, urs will be there when u are 40. as for lepa power, yeah right! u are looking for who will help u commit suicide so that ur ppl will sue me and make a fortune, it ain't happening  tongue tongue cool cool

THE-AMAKA:

yeah ive seen you na2day and you have a LOT OF NERVE!!

i have seen u and girl, don't get me started
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 5:24am On Dec 07, 2009
na2day?:

pele, puberty comes at various ages for different ppl, urs will be there when u are 40. as for lepa power, yeah right! u are looking for who will help u commit suicide so that your ppl will sue me and make a fortune, it ain't happening tongue tongue cool cool

i have seen u and girl, don't get me started
you seriously have A LOT OF NERVE.
come on na2day, dont be mad when someone bursts your bubble.
(baby voice) oweee, does the little baby need a bottle?
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:26am On Dec 07, 2009
THE-AMAKA:

you seriously have A LOT OF NERVE.
come on na2day, dont be mad when someone bursts your bubble.
(baby voice) oweee, does the little baby need a bottle?

u wanna contest? take a pic with ur webcam and set the software to record the date and time, and lets see which one of us should be sent packing
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:28am On Dec 07, 2009
@ amaka

i have just posted a pic of me, bring one of your pics, then i will post another, u will bring another of urs
Re: Kindly Return My Number by THEAMAKA3(f): 5:31am On Dec 07, 2009
lmao!!! you really have something to prove? huh?
and how does a female have a beauty contest with a male? or are you trying to tell us something?
LMAO!!
FYI, you look like a heavier version Jim Iyke in that pic.  grin
Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:34am On Dec 07, 2009
Testing Greek lettters

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Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:34am On Dec 07, 2009
DARN angry
Re: Kindly Return My Number by chiogo(f): 5:35am On Dec 07, 2009
Chai, this is getting interesting. grin

Acid, get back on IM tongue
Re: Kindly Return My Number by Nobody: 5:36am On Dec 07, 2009
Na2day, do you like this? grin grin grin grin

Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:37am On Dec 07, 2009
Acid koh base ni. Sharrap you old racist woman.
Re: Kindly Return My Number by na2day2(m): 5:43am On Dec 07, 2009
THE-AMAKA:

lmao!!! you really have something to prove? huh?
and how does a female have a beauty contest with a male? or are you trying to tell us something?
LMAO!!
FYI, you look like a heavier version Jim Iyke in that pic.  grin

as usual, u can only run ur mouth but can't back ur claims, a guy challenges u to show ur pic and u can't, how ugly can u be? naturally women are more easy on the eyes but u and ur sis mich na F9!

chiogo:

Chai, this is getting interesting. grin

Acid, get back on IM tongue

how did i know u will show up grin grin grin

michelin89:

Na2day, do you like this? grin grin grin grin

like what? undecided undecided undecided

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