Babzilla:
They also like checking out NL babes' DP, forming holier than thou and always putting up attention seeking threads with the hopes of scoring cheap points with the girls

vickylincon:
guy you don dey craze o

DeeTus:
Fortunately, it has taken me so far. I've achieved a lot in life and also made history abroad for Nigeria and right now, other folks seem to be enjoying the solid foundation I laid.

Backinfront:
You guys taking this personal are guilty. You are trying to front otherwise but your reactions keep betraying you. The op is a writer and writes just about anything.

So why can't he write about guys who have no girlfriends?

All I see are pained single boys. If you are single and happy, you would just laugh over this.
Guilty of what exactly? Being immune d against cheap social engineering?

Whatever he wrote there doesn't even stand up to basic anecdotal evidence, so why should anyone go unchallenged when they make stuff up? Especially when it makes young men who should be working on actualizing their potential feel inadequate.

Backinfront:
You guys taking this personal are guilty. You are trying to front otherwise but your reactions keep betraying you. The op is a writer and writes just about anything.

So why can't he write about guys who have no girlfriends?

All I see are pained single boys. If you are single and happy, you would just laugh over this.

kogistar:
picture of your achievement or i don't believe it

kimbra:
Some points are not valid.

2...Guys with girlfriends also talk of saving for the future.

4...We see this often on Nl and most of them have gfs they go back to. The same Nigerian girls they condemn they can't do without them.

5...Masturbation is a bad habit that most guys indulge in. With or without gf.

8...If he doesn't have money on valentine's day to take a babe out. Won't he remain indoors?.

FTBOY:
tut, tut, tut!!

none of this makes sense to me...

1. i've seen dirty boys who also have dirty girls as girlfriends...and they live dirtyLY ever after.

2. saving money is what any young guy with a good head on his shoulders should always discuss whether he has a girlfriend or not.

3. i've witnessed cases where a wife or a girlfriend would walk into a brothel to catch her man red-handed. men, naturally, are never sexually satisfied with just one woman, even the pastors.

4. it's a regular phrase the average nigerian guy says. even girls criticize us - and still fvck us.

5. masturbation is a bad habit like smoking and gambling. men use vaseline or soap, women shove different objects with the shape of p3nis into their pussies. they just want to do it themselves and discharge Fluid with 'ah!'. even married people masturbate.

6. hmm...this one is strange.
the only people i know that try to discourage their friends from having girlfriends are fagg0ts and men of God.

7. hire girlfriend? this is so fucking strange too. i mean is there a website where one can find girls for hire?
if a girl agrees to go on a date with you and allows you to touch and kiss her, she has become your girlfriend!

8. stay indoors on valentine's day?
so, what if i'm broke and i decide to stay indoors to avoid spending; does that mean i don't have a girlfriend? na only girlfriends dem dey do valentine for? i always do mine for the motherless babies - there's one at ikosi, ketu.

9. most people watch porns. and, to be honest, girls love storing porn flicks in their phones more than guys. some guys store particular porns because they like the action, others do when they can't download them from the site...this has nothing to do with not having a girlfriend.

10. people who use those statuses you mentioned are small boys that are still passing through the stages of puberty.
they're h0rny and very curious but they're too shy and naive to approach a girl. updating their facebook/whatever status with captions like "being single rock," "grown mehn shiit", "no time for ladies", "i have 18 million naira in my account", etc are their way of passing the message that they're single and very lonely. even right here on nairaland, check the statuses of those boys fond of creating threads to bash the girls. it's one of the symptoms of a frustrated young virgin boy who wants to get laid so badly.

GogobiriLalas:
dude, I love your writing..you should write home video

TJMighty:
@Tosyne2'much, na lie jòó

ufuosman:
Op is telling us at of experience

tosyne2much:
I never denied that

ufuosman:

Good, nice write up by you

tosyne2much:
May God bless your reasoning.. Any single and happy person would just read and laugh over it

porozhniy:


Guilty of what exactly? Being immune d against cheap social engineering?

Whatever he wrote there doesn't even stand up to basic anecdotal evidence, so why should anyone go unchallenged when they make stuff up? Especially when it makes young men who should be working on actualizing their potential feel inadequate?

Rapmoney:
Guy, u need to chill. Life should not be taken too seriously all the time. I think there's no crime there if the op tries to spice up the Sunday with a funny post such as this. I don't see the post as stupid; I see it as hillarious!!!

Well done Tosyne2much, u are always killing it!

Vorpal:


He should be wary of friends like you. Friends who can't tell him the truth without treating him like an egg or a toddler.

If only there was a disclaimer that said the article should not be taken seriously or it was posted in the joke section.

Backinfront:
How would they when they have a life? And where is your proof that many men are not idling away? BTW, it's actualising your potential only possible when you are single?

Look man, no man with a happy life and big dreams will take a thread like this seriously.
I guess it's time for some close self examination.

Backinfront:
Omo this thread pain you. It just brought out the frustration in you.

tosyne2much:
Don't worry Nairaland single ladies are viewing your comment and will reason your matter... They will soon send you PM and hook you up so that your frustration can at least reduce..


Sorry ehn?

Vorpal:


You are being daft and glorious about it too. You assume am looking for a girlfriend because I faulted your half thought out thread or I did not go on ass kissing you about it being hilarious to you?

Awhile ago,you posted "shit happens" now you have seen people who are spinning your article for you in order to save face for you. You then decide to use that to gather momentum and join them too? You should have quoted me yesterday and pointed out the thread should not be taken seriously if truly that's how you felt before posting this crap.

Stop being cheap!

tosyne2much:
Eeeehyah I can feel your pains and frustration, and I pray God will look into your issue very soon

Pele

Vorpal:


You dont even know me, yet you are saying God should look into my issue?

I will let you save face tho seeing as reasoning with you is futile.

Backinfront:
How would they when they have a life? And where is your proof that many men are not idling away? BTW, it's actualising your potential only possible when you are single?

Look man, no man with a happy life and big dreams will take a thread like this seriously.
I guess it's time for some close self examination.

Kingsley1000:
we've gone pass that era when virginity was exulted and advocated ,now if you are a virgin,you will be ridiculed by ur peers