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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by pstnicodemus(m): 9:15am On May 09, 2017
SorftWerk:
Ur story didn't finish Nigga! angry
You bad

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by WhistleB(m): 9:15am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
ok so I shud fk ma mom

Mr Man sharrap there. 41-26=15. How is she your mum? Stop looking for popular votes here, if you want to fucckk her just go and do it.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by hezy4real01(m): 9:15am On May 09, 2017
After u do am finish u de find help.... Swear say u never reach dia lol

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
robminds:


Young man, your future is too bright to get yourself entangled in such an evil web. You are young, the future holds great things for you. Can you imagine what she maybe carrying just to steal something from you? especially most of these women who claim to be prophetesses that may put hands in one fetish thing or the other? it could be your health, your destiny, your greatness or even something more precious only for a pleasure that will last max 10 minutes and all through your life you may live with the regret? Dont even dare it. Do not say you were not warned. A Word they say is Enough for the Wise.
This site may help you: http://courtshipandmarriage.com
thanks sir
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by pstnicodemus(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
Kondomatic:
Me too
Me three
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by CuddleMe(f): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
A simple NO will work magic.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
WhistleB:

Mr Man sharrap there. 41-26=15. How is she your mum? Stop looking for popular votes here, if you want to fucckk her just go and do it.
haba sir!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by babyvoice1990(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2017
grin cheesy wink na ritual she wan use you do so.. .. If you like, carry prick go jam.. . And lemme ask, she gat no children? Husband. ? My bro run for your dear life.. Prophetess need your soul for ritual

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Lexusgs430: 9:17am On May 09, 2017
Her young wood needs some fire, go light it up ........
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 9:17am On May 09, 2017
pstnicodemus:

You bad
how bad am I? I stated the obvious bro...
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by maasoap(m): 9:18am On May 09, 2017
agohmamuda:
I would have said u shld gold dig, but the part were u said "she comes to the barber shop to charge her phone too" means she aint got mulah. Dont roll with an average Milf, u will end up paying her Light bills for her.
Chai! Nairalanders!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by gucci20(m): 9:18am On May 09, 2017
Pure lie! Abeg tlk another tin jare!!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by WhistleB(m): 9:19am On May 09, 2017
pstnicodemus:
You bad
Mbastavtampuu.....orne u nder nena?
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Laboskipirez(m): 9:19am On May 09, 2017
GUY IS LIKE YOU ARE STILL SUCKING YOUR MUMMY BREAST AT HOME...YOU SAID THAT YOU HAVE HER NUMBER PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME OR HER FACEBOOK NAME. AM STILL 26YEARS OLD I NEED IT.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by ekensi01: 9:20am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
no its not fabricated. It's true! I really need advice
you no well. Na you the Bleep her no be her the Bleep you. All you need to do is to collect money from her like 1.5million if she can't pay no sex. use ur head guy, dats how i roll. tongue cool
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Samabu07(m): 9:20am On May 09, 2017
Advice kwa....are you a novice? Stay clear of her path, for her lips are deceptive and would only ruin you. Which other advice you need again?

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Benekruku(m): 9:21am On May 09, 2017
What re u thinking about? Fu*k the hell outta her!
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 9:21am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
emmm oga chill. I didn't cos I just wanted to be brief and don't bore u guys. She didn't disclose her age in 2days, she disclosed it @ 2nd week of knowin each oda, and as for kids, she said she has a daugher of 21 in Madonna uni. And her husband is abroad.
Satisfied?
my advice don't Zap that woman, her husband will activate his juju and both of you will glue in bed. (have forgotten the name of this juju)

trust me, when that happens I will laugh my ass out
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by maasoap(m): 9:21am On May 09, 2017
WhistleB:

Mr Man sharrap there. 41-26=15. How is she your mum? Stop looking for popular votes here, if you want to fucckk her just go and do it.
Look at your result again, 15 years. In the society of nowadays, she is old enough to be his mother.
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by ladesson(m): 9:21am On May 09, 2017
NEVA USE YOUR DESTINY PLAY "KATAPOT" OH

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by kokomilala(m): 9:21am On May 09, 2017
She has seen your glory and she wants to filter it through sex.If you have sex with her,she will become more powerful and you will become less.
Spiritually,nothing brings a man down faster than sex...well maybe pride.
Run from her.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by bionixs: 9:22am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
just be a man, roll up your shots,adjust your belt an.........RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN !

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Dynamic17(f): 9:22am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
emmm oga chill. I didn't cos I just wanted to be brief and don't bore u guys. She didn't disclose her age in 2days, she disclosed it @ 2nd week of knowin each oda, and as for kids, she said she has a daugher of 21 in Madonna uni. And her husband is abroad.
Satisfied?



U really need to b careful bro, d only help I thin u need now is d ability to say NO.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by saydfact(m): 9:23am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

protect her identity and whatever happens, dont visit her again or basically avoid private one-on-ones with her.

The rest would fix itself.... keep the friendship and make it clear its a mum - son relationship.

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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AngelicBeing: 9:23am On May 09, 2017
TSOM:
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.
Gbam, 400 likes cool
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by BORNTOSUCKPUSSY: 9:24am On May 09, 2017
Fuccck that pussy Bleep it bro suck it fuccck her till she squirts,most of this white garment like Bleep die grin
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by GeneralOjukwu: 9:24am On May 09, 2017
CuddleMe:
A simple NO will work magic.
With your name & DP, no man can say NO
shocked
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by richeeyo(m): 9:25am On May 09, 2017
Next when you get to her house switch on your Gps
Get the coordinates of her house send it to me I would send a bomb okay
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by edimolu(m): 9:26am On May 09, 2017
FTBOY:
very easy...

pretend you don't know what's up her sleeve. so, if she calls you on phone always reply with "ma"...it hurts them badly.

if she invites you again to her house, go with your girlfriend; if you don't have go borrow one. and tell the "ma" you would love to introduce your bae.
Thats childish undecided

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