davidylan:

how can i tell you my tricks?

Because i be you personal pesin

A girl cant pretend in bed . . . if you hit the right spots and get her into lala land she wont even know when she starts displaying from her bags of experience. Dishonesty is not always the best policy.

Lmao . . . . . .ofcoz even a virgin will moan if u hit the rite spot but when i say pretend . . , she wont show u she can actually blow ur mind when its her turn to be in-charge na.

TOPE2000!:

Rofl . . . ,  Every girl has imagined what her first time wud be like and if the guy she happened to do it was just um mm m . . ,   letz say not all that then i guess i'd be disappointed too

You want to base your marital choice, which will determine your future, on your perception about performance in bed? Besides, what's with you women. You can communicate to your man what you want in bed.

stillwater:

Yes ke. If you want my french kisses, tie Carlos up.

Who is Carlos?

TOPE2000!:

I dey expensive for u

How can?
I graduated from UCLA too.

Rofl . . . ,  Every girl has imagined what her first time wud be like and if the guy she happened to do it was just um mm m . . ,   letz say not all that then i guess i'd be disappointed too

Tell us your own imagination.
Was i the co-actor?

TOPE2000!:

Because i be you personal pesin

Oh really? No talk wetin you no fit finish o.

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . . . . .ofcoz even a virgin will moan if u hit the rite spot but when i say pretend . . , she wont show u she can actually blow your mind when its her turn to be in-charge na.

Not true . . . if you did it well she wont know when she starts speaking in tongues and confessing her sins. Most women cant keep shut in bed.

Thank God my husband is a virgin

4 Play:

You want to base your marital choice, which will determine your future, on your perception about performance in bed? Besides, what's with you women. You can communicate to your man what you want in bed.

Pot calling kettle black. Is it not you people that automatically expect us to be indecency-stars in bed? Why can't you teach your naija babe how to do you?   I remember one time you said Naija women suffer from rigor mortis, why couldn't you have communicated with these women how to do it? Now you want us to communicate? We are only copying you.


[size=2pt]Na wa o, all the girls like virgins now.[/size]

4 Play:

You want to base your marital choice, which will determine your future, on your perception about performance in bed? Besides, what's with you women. You can communicate to your man what you want in bed.

Most women dnt because many naija guys have the mentality that when a woman tells him what she wants n how she wants it then she musta have been a slut.   so una cause am

~Sauron~:

How can?
I graduated from UCLA too.

Was theseeker ur room-mate?  

Tell us your own imagination.
Was i the co-actor?

Actually it was boris kodjoe but lets use u
First of all, the timing has to be right before it can happen
Ofcuz i expect something romantic while n during the process . . go fogure
I dont wnt it done in a rubbish single bed
Scented Candle-lights . . . . . i love
U dont have to have roses on the bed but wudnt mind
Nice slow song to put you in the mood
And most importantly -  the sexual chemistry btn u n the guy MUST be off the chain

~Sauron~:

Who is Carlos?

Stop being sanctimonious.  

davidylan:

Oh really? No talk wetin you no fit finish o.

Lets go there

Not true . . . if you did it well she wont know when she starts speaking in tongues and confessing her sins. Most women cant keep shut in bed.

Lol . . . .na lie jare

Kunbee:

Thank God my husband is a virgin

and he's your husband abi? Something must be wrong with one of you.  

TOPE2000!:

Lets go there

Where? Angels fear to thread there o.

TOPE2000!:

Lol . . . .na lie jare

what a pity, you havent been to the mountain before?

stillwater:

Pot calling kettle black. Is it not you people that automatically expect us to be indecency-stars in bed? Why can't you teach your naija babe how to do you?   I remember one time you said Naija women suffer from rigor mortis, why couldn't you have communicated with these women how to do it? Now you want us to communicate? We are only copying you.

I try to teach you stubborn women but it's not easy o   These Naija girls are like corpses in bed, I am not a psychic, I can't communicate with the dead.

TOPE2000!:

Most women dnt because many naija guys have the mentality that when a woman tells him what she wants n how she wants it then she musta have been a slut.   so una cause am

Na lie. Stop going out with useless Naija men.

You have to communicate what you want. Don't be a prude. You Naija women just love to act prudish.

davidylan:

Where? Angels fear to thread there o. 

Lmao

what a pity, you havent been to the mountain before? 

Which one? Everest?

4 Play:

I try to teach you stubborn women but it's not easy o These Naija girls are like corpses in bed, I am not a psychic, I can't communicate with the dead.

Na lie. Stop going out with useless Naija men.

You have to communicate what you want. Don't be a prude. You Naija women just love to act prudish.

Well i am glad you knw some naija guy are useless
I seriously dont knw how some girls suffer in silence
Me, i have a big mouth . . . but i guess in order to go that as well u have to be very comfortable and free with ur partner. so men dont create that free atmosphere with their partner.

davidylan:

and he's your husband abi? Something must be wrong with one of you.  

David dont let Chictopimp catch you

Kunbee:

Thank God my husband is a virgin

He must be impotent.

TOPE2000!:

Was theseeker your room-mate?  

Ohhhh. . . .My UCLA gym instructor?

Actually it was boris kodjoe but lets use u
First of all, the timing has to be right before it can happen
Ofcuz i expect something romantic while n during the process . . go fogure
I dont wnt it done in a rubbish single bed
Scented Candle-lights . . . . . i love
U dont have to have roses on the bed but wudnt mind
Nice slow song to put you in the mood
And most importantly -  the sexual chemistry btn u n the guy MUST be off the chain

Abegggggi. . . . . . . .
Letz do what we have to do on the back seat of ma car and get over it.

stillwater:

Stop being sanctimonious.  

Lemme feign some priggishness na.

~Sauron~:

Abegggggi. . . . . . . .
Letz do what we have to do on the back seat of ma car and get over it.

This is why i imagined it with Boris and not you

Kunbee:

David dont let Chictopimp catch you

He's saying once you knot you bust a nut.

What else is he waiting for?  A second marriage?

4 Play:

I try to teach you stubborn women but it's not easy o   These Naija girls are like corpses in bed, I am not a psychic, I can't communicate with the dead.

Lol, this man is something else. That is why I did not want you to come here.
You lie. A Naija woman would do anything to keep her man.
Most Naija women are submissive to their man's pitiful whims.
4play you did not open your big mouth to ask her, stop lying.
Maybe you were afraid she would call you a sexual deviant, so fear catch you?

Kunbee:

David dont let Chictopimp catch you

which of you has the problem and why is he still a virgin after marrying you?   Come lets pray for you both.

TOPE2000!:

Which one? Everest?

I cant tell you, seeing is believing.

stillwater:

Lol, this man is something else. That is why I did not want you to come here.
You lie. A Naija woman would do anything to keep her man.
Most Naija women are submissive to their man's pitiful whims.
4play you did not open your big mouth to ask her, stop lying.
Maybe you were afraid she would call you a sexual deviant, so fear catch you?

BEFORE marriage.

TOPE2000!:

This is why i imagined it with Boris and not you

Coveting another woman's husband is a cardinal sin.
Imagining you are banging another woman's husband is fornication.

Davidylan, abeg help me deliver Tope2000.

davidylan:

BEFORE marriage.  

Lol, you're cruel.
But, was 4play married before he went a-chooking with dead naija girls? He had the opportunity to ask but he didn't.

davidylan:

which of you has the problem and why is he still a virgin after marrying you?   Come lets pray for you both.

We are both students and no money for contaceptives

~Sauron~:

He must be impotent.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa how dare you say my Chamotex is impotent

H2O2:

He's saying once you knot you bust a nut.

What else is he waiting for?  A second marriage?

Waiting for the perfect time

~Sauron~:

Coveting another woman's husband is a cardinal sin.
Imagining you are banging another woman's husband is fornication.

Davidylan, abeg help me deliver Tope2000.

Lmao . . . . .abeg nicole is like a nonentity to me jare
she doesnt exist as far as im concerned

~Sauron~:


Lemme feign some priggishness na.

Leave the priggishness for me.

stillwater:

Leave the priggishness for me.

Okay o.

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . . . .abeg nicole is like a nonentity to me jare
she doesnt exist as far as im concerned

STOP PRESS: Beware of husband snatchers.

Kunbee:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa how dare you say my Chamotex is impotent

Chic2pimp and now Chamotex?
Na wa o.

Hehehehe. . . The Midnight crew still dey here sha.

e remain make una start to dey sing ''IGWE''.

~Sauron~:

Coveting another woman's husband is a cardinal sin.
Imagining you are banging another woman's husband is fornication.

Davidylan, abeg help me deliver Tope2000.

the girl is beyond redemption at the moment.   100 bfs and counting . . .

stillwater:

Lol, you're cruel.
But, was 4play married before he went a-chooking with dead naija girls? He had the opportunity to ask but he didn't.

At least you havent denied the cardinal point that most nigerian women pretend before marriage . . . we know the tricks already.

Kunbee:


We are both students and no money for contaceptives

Condoms are free . . . you cant both be that cheap.  

davidylan:

the girl is beyond redemption at the moment.   100 bfs and counting . . .

God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

davidylan:

the girl is beyond redemption at the moment.   100 bfs and counting . . .

At least you havent denied the cardinal point that most nigerian women pretend before marriage . . . we know the tricks already.

How else do you want us to get what we want?

stillwater:

Lol, this man is something else. That is why I did not want you to come here.
You lie. A Naija woman would do anything to keep her man.
Most Naija women are submissive to their man's pitiful whims.
4play you did not open your big mouth to ask her, stop lying.

I always ask them, ' I dey get am, kwo'? Yet, they act like they're being cervically probed.  

Maybe you were afraid she would call you a sexual deviant, so fear catch you? Tongue

You can't even broach high wire sexual acts with a Naija girl. They only know missionary style. Dogg'y style is the height of their experimentation.

stillwater:

How else do you want us to get what we want?

No wonder . . . sad nigerian married men everywhere.  God help us!

TOPE2000!:

God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down

Keep blaming the devil . . . i'm sure he's not the one holding your zipper.