davidylan:

Keep blaming the devil . . . i'm sure he's not the one holding your zipper.

My zipper ke? david take ur mind outta the gutter oooo
What are u talking abt? i only said i imagined my first time with boris, is it because its not you?

davidylan:

No wonder . . . sad nigerian married men everywhere.  God help us!

Keep blaming the devil . . . i'm sure he's not the one holding your zipper.

Actually, the Devil stays in her knickers.

~Sauron~:

Actually, the Devil stays in her knickers.

no nookie for u anymre

~Sauron~:

Actually, the Devil stays in her knickers.

it all makes sense now.

TOPE2000!:

My zipper ke? david take your mind outta the gutter oooo
What are u talking abt? i only said i imagined my first time with boris, is it because its not you?

My mind isnt in the gutter . . . its on that unopened zipper of yours. Get the devil outa there!

~Sauron~:

Chic2pimp and now Chamotex?
Na wa o.

Are you jealous

davidylan:

Condoms are free . . . you cant both be that cheap.  

You can give us money nao

4 Play:

I always ask them, ' I dey get am, kwo'? Yet, they act like they're being cervically probed.  

You can't even broach high wire sexual acts with a Naija girl. They only know missionary style. Dogg'y style is the height of their experimentation.

Abeggi, google can cure everything. She just has to google Kamasutra and she would have a wide array of knowledge. 4play you must not be doing something right. How can a babe just lie down without even feeling anything? It's incomprehensible.

davidylan:

No wonder . . . sad nigerian married men everywhere.  God help us!

Can't be bothered. As far as mine is not sad.

stillwater:

Abeggi, google can cure everything. She just has to google Kamasutra and she would have a wide array of knowledge. 4play you must not be doing something right. How can a babe just lie down without even feeling anything? It's incomprehensible.

Are you saying I'm not good in bed? Thunder fire you there!

Kunbee:

Are you jealous

I cannot stand Polyandrists.

davidylan:

it all makes sense now.

My mind isnt in the gutter . . . its on that unopened zipper of yours. Get the devil outa there!

Lmao . . . .I happen to be a virgin, David!!!!
so pls dont corrupt me

4 Play:


Are you saying I'm not good in bed? Thunder fire you there!

It's simple logic. You are NOT!!!!

stillwater:

Can't be bothered. As far as mine is not sad.

well you know what to do . . . get freaky young woman!

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . . .I happen to be a virgin, David!!!!
so pls dont corrupt me

Virgin ko, fagin ni.  

~Sauron~:

I cannot stand Polyandrists.

Gerrout

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . . .I happen to be a virgin, David!!!!
so pls dont corrupt me

Fargin Tope.
Auction it on Ebay na and letz share the dough 50-50.
I know a Chief from Okokomaiko that is ready to pay $1,000,000 for it.

Deal or No Deal?

davidylan:

well you know what to do . . . get freaky young woman!

Virgin ko, fagin ni.  

Who's says I'm not already freaky?

stillwater:

It's simple logic. You are NOT!!!!

British women disagree. I trust their opinion to that of Naija women. It's all your fault.

stillwater:

Who's says I'm not already freaky?

chei! Thank God i was already married . . . i would have suggested i test you to be sure.

Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER.

My email is Olokobiokun@yahoo.com

Phone number 00234999666222

Contact us, and you will be glad you did.

doyin13:

Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER.

My email is Olokobiokun@yahoo.com

Phone number 00234999666222

Contact us, and you will be glad you did.

Is this what your life has turned to?

4 Play:

British women disagree. I trust their opinion to that of Naija women. It's all your fault.

So you went to Britain and started prostituting just to prove the issue didn't stem from you? Roflmao!!! 4play go and kiss a monkey, jare.

~Sauron~:

Fargin Tope.
Auction it on Ebay na and letz share the dough 50-50.
I know a Chief from Okokomaiko that is ready to pay $1,000,000 for it.

Deal or No Deal?

I am a 40yrs old virgin. 1mil is too small abeg
share it with you? do i knw u

doyin13:

Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER.

My email is Olokobiokun@yahoo.com

Phone number 00234999666222

Contact us, and you will be glad you did.

DEATH

Doyin has gone to drink that "were" juice he hangs in his toilet again.

davidylan:

chei! Thank God i was already married . . . i would have suggested i test you to be sure.

David stop commiting adultery in your mind.

stillwater:

Doyin has gone to drink that "were" juice he hangs in his toilet again.

Lol . . this one pass 'were'

TOPE2000!:

Lol . . this one pass 'were'

Stop dialing the number.

TOPE2000!:

I am a 40yrs old virgin. 1mil is too small abeg
share it with you? do i knw u

His name is Chief Mufutau Olokobiokun.
The man is 7th on Forbes rich list.

doyin13:

Hello People, My name is Mufutau Olokobiokun. I operate a Professional
Penetrating service, in fact the only one of such kind, near Agidingbi just
outside Okokomaiko.

I offer all kinds of service strictly tailored for Female customers.
Deep-insertion, Oral irrigation as well as a new system I patented
myself, the MANILLA DRILLER.

My email is Olokobiokun@yahoo.com

Phone number 00234999666222

Contact us, and you will be glad you did.

i can understand what's going on. Sorry bro. Hang in there.

stillwater:

David stop commiting adultery in your mind.

I have you undressed here already.  

see 9ja women bashing

@doyin-hahahahahahahaahaha!

davidylan:

i can understand what's going on. Sorry bro. Hang in there.

I have you undressed here already.  

The Lord is on my side. He has already promised he would deliver me from all devourers.

stillwater:

The Lord is on my side. He has already promised he would deliver me from all devourers.

He is also on my side too . . . he has promised me favour and good things like . . .

4 Play:

Stop dialing the number.

Lol . . darlink what are u getin me for val?

~Sauron~:

His name is Chief Mufutau Olokobiokun.
The man is 7th on Forbes rich list.

Even the name is unattractive
How old is this dude? 70?
Forbes list huh? im thinking abt it

TOPE2000!:

Even the name is unattractive
How old is this dude? 70?
Forbes list huh? im thinking abt it

Ignore the name, mind his WEAPON.

~Sauron~:

Ignore the name, mind his WEAPON.

WEAPONS??
You of all ppl shud knw we virgins cant take big weapon

davidylan:

He is also on my side too . . . he has promised me favour and good things like . . .  

Lol, but He also said as far as I dwell in the secret place of the most high, I shall abide under the shadow of the almighty. I'm still dwelling, so no devourer can come close.