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Romance › Re: Photos: See Cossy Orjiakor's Bo*obs All Over The Place At Yaw’s Commedy Show by 3ace(m): 5:49am On Jun 05, 2015

shockwave91:
all i see is tits tits tits no matter what. Got boobies on ma mind i can neva get enough.

When d boobies come into ma bedroom, all ma d*ck is go up!.............and it stay there!! And it stay there!! And it stay there!! Up down up down up down!!!!!

All i see is tits tits tits!! If all u see is tits put ur d*ck in the air and make it stay there!!!

Omo, dis ya song go sell o. I dey wait am o as u go join dem soon, abi?

Education › Re: 18 Brilliant New Words You Should Start Using. by 3ace(m): 10:38pm On Jun 04, 2015

Interesting. I hope nairaland won't change "masturdating" to self-service whenever I use it.

Celebrities › Re: Alibaba Blasts Women Who Expose Boobs, Other Body Parts In Public[see PHOTOS] by 3ace(m): 9:57pm On Jun 04, 2015

Alibaba!, e no concern u and u talk all dis tori. Again, e no concern u, u still find time answer d guy wey defend d lady? So if e go concern u, u carry pankere flog her yansh, abi?
But make we talk true, d tin wey dis girl expose too much, Haba! I can even see her areola.

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Politics › Re: Policeman Gives Gun To Chinese Man In Lagos by 3ace(m): 9:33pm On Jun 04, 2015

psucc:
Not shocking at all. How else do you want the Policeman to act when he had been officially enslave to to the Chinese? Even his 'Oga at the top' will deal with him at whatever info the white man will utter without considering his own side of the story.

In the Nigerian settings, his allegiance is to the foreigner rather than Nigeria that is why you see them flouting the Nigerian laws including traffic.

This is very unfortunate and annoying. I passed a comment about this earlier and I will do it again. It is wrong to use our policemen for private security for individuals. I don't think this happens in other climes. They're meant to protect the lives
of government officials and lives of
the citizens generally and not one
rich individual. I just hope it changes with time. Let's protect the dignity of our police force.

Politics › Re: Photo Of The Day: See Why We Will Always Suffer In Africa. by 3ace(m): 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2015

Lemon12:
Are u an Economist?

Hahahaha..lol, no mind those security jare. If u no take time and u dey enter banks frequently, u go nearly spend all ya savings say because u wan impress. Dia eyes too dey shine for money too much joor.

Politics › Re: Photo Of The Day: See Why We Will Always Suffer In Africa. by 3ace(m): 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2015*

Yesterday, I walked out of the security door of a sterling bank branch and was immediately protected with an umbrella by a security guard because the rain was still drizzling. Apparently, I was corporately and neatly dressed so he felt he could get some few naira from me. Oga, u dey go your car?...he enquired. Nooo..I no bring my car today..I replied. How I go tell am say big boy like me no get car(na big time falling of hand as he had already assumed that a well dressed gentleman like me must have come with a car). I walked away and he was still walking with me holding the umbrella for some few metres before he retraced his steps. The point here is that as indicated by the picture above, people in this neck of the wood do this for favour, tip and unnecessary utter respect for a bigwig. Maybe the major factor for this act is poverty. I'm not sure but just maybe.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Buys Atm Machine In His House by 3ace(m): 7:42pm On Jun 04, 2015

The ATM part of this story is vague. I don't have any problem with him incurring expenses to the tune of the said amount but asking for an ATM machine is insane. I think the OP meant ATM card and not machine. If he has the machine, would he be going out with it to make sure he's not cash-strapped? Infact, no story again sef. Na ATM card-a customised card in which he will be able to withdraw N1m.! EOD!

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Romance › Re: Why Shd Men Seek For joystick Length Increase, The Vigina Is Not Long by 3ace(m): 4:39pm On Jun 04, 2015

If that thing can swallow your arm almost to your elbow, your joystick will definitely be a piece of cake.

Celebrities › Re: See Former Miss Nigeria Ene Lawani's Amazing Collection Of Shoes! by 3ace(m): 4:10pm On Jun 04, 2015

mimiejacobz:
d first pic though, with d police man in front(wen u r big,u r big)

That's even where I have grouse about how things are run in Nigeria. How can a police officer funded with tax payers' money be assigned to protect an individual who's not a government official simply because he/she can afford it. These people are delegated with the sole responsibility of protecting the lives of government officials and lives of the citizens generally and not one rich individual. This is condemnable and I hope it is looked into before long.

As for the shoes she's acquiring, she should know it is all vanity(this is no envy). Few pairs are okay but when you have about 30 pairs and still counting, you should check yourself.

Celebrities › Re: Guess What This Small Boy Is Telling This Small Girl by 3ace(m): 3:42pm On Jun 04, 2015

Dem dey do mummy and daddy play. Na peck dat boy give am, hin no talk anything.

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Celebrities › Re: Yahooze Crooner Olu Maintain Broke, Ejected From His Posh Ikeja Apartment For In by 3ace(m): 3:17pm On Jun 04, 2015

domopps:
Op the truth of the matter is that the hype alone ppl accord these so call celebs doesn't really worth it! Some of them are so FAKE and not yet where FANS are placing them.

And maybe someone should pls gimie a name of an Artist that has ever worked with Kennis Music that's. Not so broke buy now! Thank God Tuface quited when the Ovation was loud, where is Mavelous Benji,Kelly Handsome,Tony Tetuila,or even Edriss Abdukarem 2day? I just pity that lady that died on feb 14 like 3yrs ago some should pls remind me her name! Gradually Jaywon's name becoming so fade to Nigerians, Capital FEMI Essency or Excencce and KSB not pulling crowd like that again Their NO 1 artist now is JOEL AMADI and I bet you if this guy doesn't leave them soon watch out 4 his future! Kennis Music, Ray power and Daar Communication @large are all facing distress and same thing goes to their staff and the Artists!

Cheeeeeers

Her name was Goldie; may her soul rest in peace. To their supposed rich lifestyle, they are the ones responsible for that. They want you to believe they are super rich and they post pictures of them with expensive cars, private jets, jewelleries, vacation in USA, UK e.t.c(me I no dey too fall for dat kain hype sha). But generally, people will assume that you are rich after seeing all this. So na dem dey cause am o, my broda.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Chad (photos) by 3ace(m): 2:53pm On Jun 04, 2015

barcanista:
Buhari reminds one of Obasanjo's administration. Baba Obj Spend more time travelling and touring the globe during his first term...Without achieving ANYTHING!

Don't worry, this will be different-be optimistic.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Chad (photos) by 3ace(m): 2:50pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ride on sir! May all these trips yield positive result. AMEN!

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Politics › Re: N8bn Scam: Cash Assistant Has N134m In One Account, Says EFCC. by 3ace(m): 2:36pm On Jun 04, 2015

omenka:
Doing that is like putting a gun to their own heads and having someone who doesn't like them have access to the trigger.

Lol, I know that but may the wind of change blow them away. We seriously need to curb this menace to move on.

Politics › Re: Senate President: Plot To Stop Saraki Thickens by 3ace(m): 2:30pm On Jun 04, 2015*

If he could rebel with his father, that's a sign that he's got gut and that's the kind of leaders Nigeria needs. People who can put their feet on the ground and say no to "business as usual"(although that's if he has good intentions). Anyway, this movie is getting interesting.

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Politics › Re: N8bn Scam: Cash Assistant Has N134m In One Account, Says EFCC. by 3ace(m): 8:21am On Jun 04, 2015

KingTom:
Now these guys are thieves, and in China they hang thieves

In Nigeria, the law against
corrupt practices is too light and I will blame it on the executive and national assembly members who have refused to stiffen it. Imagine, the morons hurriedly passed 46 bills into law in 10 minutes. There was never a time
when they even considered ammending punishment for financial malpractice because they are also involved-bunch of morons. I pray
"the no business as usual" spirit of PMB won't die. As for the fool who said he doesn't
understand English; that's a fat lie! Speaking a language is even more difficult than understanding it and it will be difficult for him work in a banking environment without
understanding English. There are several primary 6 holders/security guards who can communicate in English even though they might not be fluent. He was just trying to frustrate court proceedings and he was a fool for thinking that will work.

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Politics › Re: N8bn Scam: Cash Assistant Has N134m In One Account, Says EFCC. by 3ace(m): 8:10am On Jun 04, 2015

Chiefpriest1:
Many Nigerians who criticize government officials for stealing are not angry because they hate corruption, they criticize because they haven't had the opportunity to get there.

If you do an independent research, you ll find out that what many nigerians want is the 'democratization' of corruption and not its stoppage.

In other words, 'chop make you give me chance take chop my own'. That is what many are saying.

If Nigeria must win the war against corruption and official theft, we must begin to have a morbid disdain for corrupt people and live by example in our own little corners. May God help my country!

Politics › Re: graphic image-Standing On The Toilet Bowl: This May Happen To You by 3ace(m): 7:53am On Jun 04, 2015

For me, it's the keeper style. The way a keeper is positioned bending to catch a penalty kick. This is the style I have been using for a very long time especially in school and I am used to that position that I can't even sit on a personal WC used by only me. This way, there's no contact or possible injuries like the one above.

Nairaland General › Re: Hilarious Picture Of 10 People On Top Okada. by 3ace(m): 6:57am On Jun 04, 2015

OP, u too dey exaggerate jare; na 4 people dey dia joor. 4 shildren=1 adult, plus the other two adults. Do you honestly think that 10 adults can have a ride on that bike?

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Politics › Re: I Don’t Speak English, Says Suspect In N8b Mutilated Money Trial by 3ace(m): 6:32am On Jun 04, 2015*

pedel:
With all the noise about this trial the maximum they will give him is 7 years.
The law must be amended to give cases of corruption minimum of 100 years.
Some people don't deserve to live among men.

I agree with you jare; the law against corrupt practices is too light and I will blame it on the national assembly members who have refused to stiffen it. Imagine, the morons hurriedly passed 46 bills into law in 10 minutes. There was never a time when they even considered ammending punishment for financial malpractice because they are also involved-bunch of morons. I pray "the no business as usual" spirit of PMB won't die.

As for the fool who said he doesn't understand English; that's a fat lie! Speaking a language is even more difficult than understanding it and it will be difficult for him work in a banking environment without understanding English. He was just trying to frustrate court proceedings and he was a fool for thinking that will work.

Politics › Re: I Don’t Speak English, Says Suspect In N8b Mutilated Money Trial by 3ace(m): 6:28am On Jun 04, 2015

sinkhole:
He works in a commercial bank and not CBN!
I dont think you are very much different from the "illiterate" theif!

Symptom of not reading before commenting.

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Politics › Re: I Don’t Speak English, Says Suspect In N8b Mutilated Money Trial by 3ace(m): 6:26am On Jun 04, 2015

efilefun:
Who noticed In less than a week of buhari's administration Efcc had been in the news than the entire tenure of GEJ.

I had a headmaster in primary school who was a disciplinarian. As soon as he's around, an unusual silence envelopes the whole school that you need no one to tell you he's around. Everybody go just adjust sharpaly.

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Politics › Re: I Will Not Consider U 4 Ministerial Appointment – Buhari Tells Fashola, Amaechi by 3ace(m): 6:15am On Jun 04, 2015*

I don't care who does the job; all I want is a better life for me and my children's future. Simple!

Celebrities › Re: See What Yaw Did To Cossy Orjiakor With Her Boobs by 3ace(m): 10:09pm On Jun 03, 2015*

Cowbell...Aya mi! But why are their eyes closed when they are not kissing? Or are they fondlíng their genitals which isn't captured in the picture?

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Phones › Re: Meizu M2 Note Launched. $130/N30000 Only. by 3ace(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2015

I'm surprised to see this phone on gsmarena-very impressive.

Politics › Re: NDLEA Serves Kashamu Extradition Notice by 3ace(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2015

Dannyset:
Now there is a bigger problem for this guy. He never thought Jonathan was going to lose the election, if not he wouldn't hav contested the election. And another option is that he should hav disappeared immediately he heard the declared winner because no how he was going to escape this impunity-less Buhari govt.
Well, there is still time to pass tru Cotonou since the NDLEA has left his home. If he tries to go for one yeye sitting by claiming Senator, I pity his hustle.

Even Jonathan didn't know he will loose with Kashamu in the south west. He thought Kashamu was more relevant than OBJ otherwise, he would have done OBJ's bid by exposing Kashamu. That was one of his greatest undoings. With a new government in place headed by a leader who's not ready to interfere in the judicial process, extradition is sacrosanct for Kashamu.

Fashion › Re: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by 3ace(m): 8:40pm On Jun 02, 2015

FruityLass:
An eyesore

But I hate when guys don't wear boxers/briefs.

Check again, he's wearing one. The guy is just mad. I'm suspecting he did it because his friend dared him.

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Fashion › Re: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by 3ace(m): 8:39pm On Jun 02, 2015

See hin monkey yansh.

Politics › Re: Prof Osinbajo' At Sudan's Presidential Inauguration Ceremony (photos) by 3ace(m): 8:29pm On Jun 02, 2015

Udmaster:
K

You need Knockout?! Oya, take it!

Phones › Re: Photos Of Innjoo Fire [unboxing] by 3ace(m): 7:50pm On Jun 02, 2015

kekakuz:
mine is on the way
tell me the lapses b4 I pay

So you'll waste their time and energy if the review turns out to be unimpressive? Why didn't you make adequate research before ordering?

Romance › Re: Bride Arrived For Her Own Wedding In A Coffin (photos) by 3ace(m): 7:36pm On Jun 02, 2015

I'm not surprised because she's getting old already. A rehearsal of how it feels like is not bad at all.

Romance › Re: Hilarious: 7 Photos That Show How Terribly Bad Nigerians Are At Kissing by 3ace(m): 5:20pm On Jun 02, 2015

@ the last pix, those couples are like day and night. I can imagine the wife's lips, chin nose including her teeth turning to black after the horrible experience.

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