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Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]It's simple. Just give her the phone to see for herself. [/color]

Teempakguy:

Hilarious. I'm going to use this scenario in one of my screenplays.

But he can just show her the phone na

But what if they are hundreds of kilometres apart? And you know screenshot can be doctored too although she's likely to be convinced when she sees it.

Ti teni kan o ba baje, teni kan o leda.

Thank God I bought this DVD o. I didn't know this movie will be this interesting.
***changes disc to disc 2 and relaxes for more intriguing scenes*** catch ya lerra!

samdean:
Oga pls which sub are you using on Etisalat? Drop code and amount and data cap please

I'm on easy starter and rarely download-just light browsing; 1gb for N1000. It's a selective data plan as you have to receive a message from them before you can enjoy it-It's not for everybody. A sample of the text below.

New Deal on Etisalat! Get 1GB data for N1000. Dial *229*2*7# Now. Valid for 30 days.

Just to spite APC...

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with Glo network in my area. In the past, it used to be very reliable until I got tired of them last August and dusted my etisalat sim. Till now, I have no regret with etisalat as it has been blazing like fire-always on 3G. Recently, I couldn't get an airtime in my area to renew my subscription on etisalat so I decided to subscribe for Glo's 15MB for N100 just to do little browsing that night. I thought they would have gotten their act right in my area but I was wrong. The network kept failing and fluctuating with no sign of 3G at all. Imagine, I couldn't finish 15MB in 24 hours on an Android phone. The following day, I renewed my etisalat subscription, removed my Glo sim and threw it where it belongs to catch more dust.

See as dem keep beards like Oliver de Coque. Anyway, that's why God created us to sleep-they should sleep more often to see themselves outshine psquare.

Datazone:
What mouth? Why didn't he go to any Federal University na? He for try UNIBEN, UNILAG or OAU....that him first class for be 3rd Class I swear!!

lol, we know say dat 1st class na celebrity gift for even honouring the school by acquiring their certificate. But at least, u no fit talk say hin no go school.

D way pikins dey grow dis days sef, na wa o. Dis one na 19?!

Chai! Bingo really needs help. Wolf and dog resemble but one pass d other.

babs01:
How can som1 bypass ondo state from Lagos to delta?

Bros, na to fly o.

The amount of lists on this site is enough a course that can be studied in a university.

All dis one na tori, how much una go charge per litre?

I can't choose the finest with this set of pictures. I need to see their faces clearly especially the first two.

I no even wan remember am sef.

That heavy butt must have been struggling to break free from the captivity of that jean. God eventually answered its prayer and with that opening that looks like two big lips when viewed by bending your neck, any gas she launches will quickly auto circulate causing catastrophic, damaging, destructive, life-threatening effect. No living thing will be spared.

jrerico1:
Her ass is urgly

It's could be the picture quality.

Very boring game; I never liked it.

Comparing this guy with CR who are both great players no doubt, I just like this one because of the way he comports himself.

Hahahaha...what would a man's life have been if there was no díck? Joystick, one of the important assets in a man's life-we don't joke with it.

And to even think that exam in some cases is not a true test of knowledge makes it more annoying.

Apparently, the new qualification was just to shut the mouth of critics who will always shout "go back to school!". He doesn't really need it.

laivwire:
If stealing means taking something that doesn't belong to you, I believe it fits right in there.

You used "steal" and "forgetting" together. Under this circumstance, someone who stole a charger actually didn't forget the charger isn't his. He knows/remembers the charger is not his but steals it because of his greed. I'll prefer you use "take away" instead of "steal" for someone who "forgets" the charger isn't his.

D guy they look like dose pix wey dem dey write "graphic pix, viewer's discretion is advised".

mikolo80:
he was disloyal to pdp or pdp was disloyal to him by fielding a candidate that came third after maku

Wow, tell me more! So Yusuf Agabi who got 214 votes as against Maku's 160 came third? I think you would have also believed that 16 is greater than 19 too, right? Maku is just an arrogant bitter looser who's filled with greed and power intoxication. He never believed that he would loose the primaries to an unpopular face and it came to him as a shock. Do you know one of the reasons why Lawan is currently giving Saraki a run for his money for the senate presidency?-His loyalty to his party.

laivwire:
A lot of people will steal the Chargers, forgetting it isn't theirs.

Then don't use the word "steal".

CountDracula:
Hw d fvck is dis creative? Hw many minutes I wan spend for insyd keke? na abuja I dey go? If I enter keke At most 10minutes am out, nw hw many bar wil I have for 10mins charge? It wil jus spoil batteries, its a stvpid idea

I agree it's not worth it with the small duration you can only spend in a Keke but some people just need that 10 minute charge to make or receive that life changing call which can't be postponed while on the move. Believe me, some will still appreciate it.