If Nigeria win this match eh i go kill ma goat give my fowl to chop...if not,RIP to the fowl

make the two country getat abeg

World cup na ya mate

Bassey na main panya

See goalkeeper! God forbid

Animal leave bush enter nairaland....is a wa oh!

Ma income never reach SAUCE self smh

Space bookers no go kee person

chrisxxx:
Afonja and thunder

e bu aturu

AFONAMARO:

It's better he talks anyhow and deliver like he's done in Rivers State.
Please, what exactly has Buhari's quietness done for the country?

Deliver in Rivers state? no make me vex o

Make thunder fire Wike 7777 times

Jagunlabiodua:
Jagaban is the president 2023-2031

This is the Time of the West to sit in Power to develop and industrialize Nigeria.

Agberolize you mean

Na goats dey cover stories these days sha

Yeah i missed a UCL final match because of it

how woman you marry go dey carry family for head then you the man go still thief the woman money go play pool,drink and mess urself up in public

Oya na aunty say see vagina gee me preeq,sir cannot fit cause all him strength don finish for pool office arguements and gin

So when aunty gee me greenlight for like 2 months plus,i fall yakata but aunty need pikin,me i no gree,maka resemblance stuffs

That UCL night knack is one i cannot forget for the rest of my life why i was distracted with people shouting goal! up B up B..aunty held both the spread wrapper and the bed sheats and cried. since my mind was somewhere else,i was worried if someone might have heard her in the neighbourhood after i finish

I scout the compound first to make sure say nobody hide somewhere before aunty fit move

If no be say aunty bring another leg(pikin matter) and the land.... go para if e blow up,i for no run.atleast e better pass some broke ass gals then
Old wounds

Smh

iLegendd:
You funny pass all Ghanaian comedians combined.

No fail me o

iLegendd:
A pretty girl's opinion doesn't matter. Only ugly girls' opinions matter.

Post one correct pussy pic on monday make i take flap my penis

Wike never pay

Chukwueze again?

Iyambe too dey find love
Red flag!

Do anything you wan do

For dream with a wide varjay

My sim card is a girl and she is 13yrs old

pricq and vagina plc

ChizzyBuna:

Which kind yeye peace
Do broke people have peace when they cant afford to eat 2 times a day
Do broke people have peace when they cant afford hospital bill
Do broke people have peace when lanlord evict them??

So which kind yeye peace do broke people have that rich people are envying?

Yeh man broke niggaz gat no fcckng peace man


if life balance,den world don end na

MadamVanessa:




Redpillers legs are like that

Please note: ya vagina cannot keep him Just move on

Abeg which hospital fit do this for portharcourt

Suicide shouldn't be a sin for a good pulson abeg.....life no balance

Ft 4-44

Go buy petrol c finish....na gud phone

respect80:


Lies from the pit of hell!
I know a girl who doesn't allow s3x without lubricant. She later travelled to the village to write WAEC and NECO. One thing led to the other and she spent 8 months in the villa which according to her, was due to her grandma's health condition.
When she finally came back to town, things became different. She no longer made sure it was compulsory to use lubricant on her anymore and I could notice the change, in fact we both noticed it.
I finally left her after we relocated to another state but I can tell you for free that if such difference could occur within 8 months, one should be able to see her liver and kidney through her vagina by now if she bends properly.

Chai! no heaven for you