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Afam4eva: I just watched the farewell speech of the US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton and it just hit me that this she contested against Barrack Obama for the democratic ticket but lost. The person she's passing the baton to, John Kerry was also a democratic presidential candidate who contested against George W Bush. This is just a commentary of the level of intellectuals and experienced people that are heading various agencies in the US. President Barack Obama is not necessarily more intelligent than these two people. They're as intelligent and experienced is not more than the current American president. Obama himself knows what these people have got to offer, that's why he's brought them in to solidify and contribute their wealth of experience to the benefit of America. This goes to show that this is a country where the very best hands are sort after irrespective of the differences that may exist between them...

Nigeria on the other hand, is a country where people who don't have the per-requisite knowledge to run a small business find themselves in the corridor of power. We see a situation whereby a relatively experienced person wants to contest to become a president of governor and he picks a dummy(no offense) to be his vice. he picks someone who's just there to be a figure head without having the know-how to run such an office. These people are mostly picked in other not to pose a challenge to the main man. But sometimes something happens and this deputies become the governor of the state leaving the state at the mercy of luck. It happened in Bayelsa with Goodluck Jonathan, and in Oyo with Alao Akala. The very few deputies that have tried to assert their authority have been shown the way out. It happened with that lady that was Tinubu's vice...

Why can't we have a president and a deputy president that are almost at par in intelligence and experience and can compliment each other. They'll rather go to Bayelsa to pick some who has goodluck and which has gotten him to the level that he is and not because he has any precedence in governance. Why will a Yaradua who was the governor of Katsina state and achieved nothing been brought to lead the largest black nation in the world. Are we dummies that someone who said we should learn to live with bokoharam is our president and someone whose wife makes such ridiculous statements as "Ojukwu may be gone but his manhood lives on". is this a joke of a country? When are we going to have the Soyinkas, Fawehimnis, Suludos, Akunyilis, Iwealas, El Rufais, Fasholas, Chimes become the president of this country rather than people who are clueless and have no idea of what it takes to runa country and only want to learn on the job. When are we going to put square pegs in square holes. When are we going to get rid of mediocre in government?

Afam bu Afam

What the hell are you talking about? Is Okonjo not a part and parcel of the present government y'all loathe? Others have all occupied public offices and done their bits.

People most especially academicians tend to conjure magical stats these days and expect the public to accept them because they are "well read".
Dear Don, I don't believe your statistics, try harder next time

What do you mean by being morally upright?

J12: I stopped saying thank you to my parents after I had a problem with them when I was a teenager. Although I still say thanks when I eat in homes I'm visiting.

You don't give thanks to your parents but you give to strangers.
@OP
I give thanks, it an an honor and respect stuff.

This thread is sooooooooo funny

Amusaopeyemi: Only outside Nigeria can such happen.

seedord247: This act is usually praticed in igbo land.

You are both wrong.

Man Gets Mother-In-Law Pregnant
Posted by Information Nigeria in Home »
Lifestyle on August 19, 2012 - 11
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If Mr Tiamiyu Ibrahim, a 45-year-old
mechanic, had been part of the Nigerian
contigent to the just concluded London
2012 Olympics, he, probably, would have
won a medal for Nigeria. The only snag is
that his field of specialisation, ‘bedminton’
was not part of the sporting activities
listed for the tournament. IDOWU ADELUSI,
in this piece, reports the story of a man
who put his mother-in-law in a family
way.
MRS Aminat Ibrahim’s story appears
fictitious, but it is not. The claim of the 40-
year-old trader that her husband is the
father of a four-month-old baby girl born
by her mother leaves one wondering
whether Aminat knows the weight of her
claim or not.
Mrs Ibrahim said she was ashamed and
rattled by the development, adding that
her unrepentant mother had threatened
to curse her for exposing her misdeed.
Narrating how love affair developed
between her mother and the husband,
Mrs Ibrahim said her mother, who lived in
a village at Apomu Area of Osun State, had
been visiting them regularly at Oje Area of
Ibadan where they (couple) lived.
She continued, “being my mother, I had
no cause to worry, moreso, when she told
me that she was assisting me spiritually to
become pregnant.
“I wedded my husband five years ago
without issue. Sometime in February last
year, my mother came to visit us and said
she would stay with us for a while.
“I objected since I was not nursing a
baby, but she insisted and said was
worried about our childlessness and
wanted to help us get over it. When I told
my husband he was glad about my
mother’s concern.
“Being a trader, I always leave home most
times at 6.00 a.m for neighbouring towns
and villages to buy yam tubers or
vegetables and then bring them to the
market to sell. I always leave the market at
7 p.m.
“My husband is a mechanic. He has his
workshop at a place not far from our
house. This enabled him to always come
home in the afternoon for lunch often
prepared by my mother.
“After a while, my husband would tell me
jokingly that my mother’s soup was
delicious than the soup I prepared.
“I did not suspect that anything was
going on between them. After all, I trusted
my husband, besides the woman in
question is my mum and not a friend.
“In December last year, I noticed that my
mother’s belly was protruding.When I
demanded to know if she was pregnant,
she said yes. She told me further that her
man-friend in the village impregnated her,
adding that she used to go to the village
when everybody in the house had gone
out. Our father died long ago.
“I advised her to look for accommodation
elsewhere but she refused. After exerting
much pressure on her to leave our house,
she confessed that my husband
impregnated her.
“I was dazed and almost passed out. She
told me that my husband ignited the love
affairs.
According to the mother, whenever she
(the mother) was in the bathroom, the
husband would jump in to see her
nakédness, pretending to be unaware
that she was in the bathroom.
Explaining further, the mother said, “each
time he came home for lunch, he would
play p0 *n ographic films, inviting me to
join him in the sitting room to watch it.
Mrs Ibrahim added, “According to my
mum, while the film was going on, my
husband would come to where she was
sitting and grabbed her. Even after she
had freed herself from him and run to
stay in the kitchen, my husband would still
go to meet her and that was how he
started having séx with her.
“My mother told me that she agreed to his
demand since it was just to satisfy him
and protect my marriage. Moreso, she
never thought she could get pregnant
again at 57 years.
“My mother explained further that my
husband stopped going to work on
Saturdays in order to stay with her at
home. She told me that four attempts
were made to terminate the foetus
because she was ashamed but each attempt was unsucceesful.
The woman revealed that when she confronted her husband on the issue, the husband told her to take it easy because she was still childless.
Her word: “My husband told me that it was my mother who séduced him by always staying nakéd in the room
knowing that he could come into the room anytime since they are living in a
room and palour apartment.
“He told me not to bother him much on
the matter since I don’t have any child for
him.”

More hoes to sleep with.

There is a difference in atheism and
agnosticism, but they are not mutally
exclusive concepts... they simply
address two different concepts.
Where agnosticism addresses
knowledge, atheism addresses
belief.
Agnosticism is the philosophy that
the existence of a god or gods is
something that is not known, cannot
be known, or is inherently
unknowable.
Atheism is, as you said, a lack of
belief in any god.
So, an agnostic atheist might say,
"No, I don't "know" for sure that
there is no god, but being that there
is no evidence, I see no reason to
believe."
An agnostic can also be a theist in
the same way.
Agnosticism doesn't stand alone as a
position on the spectrum of belief, in
my opinion, though some people
seem intent on making that so.
Some dictionaries even define it as
"neither believing nor disbelieving".
If one actually stops to think about
this, one will see it's impossible.
Just as you either know something
or you don't, you either believe or
you don't. There's no such thing as
neither knowing nor not knowing,
and there's no such thing as neither
believing nor disbelieving, either.
The "neither believe nor disbelieve"
thing doesn't even fit in with the
etymology of the word, which is "a"
meaning without and "gnostic"
meaning knowledge.
Agnosticism has been, from its
conception, a philosophy concerning
knowledge, not belief.

kulyie: She's indeed very cute.such a pretty little girl.i just hope her mother protects her from pae,,dophiles who will be having erection for a child in bum shorts

Negativity is destroying your mind.

Ije

Goshen360: whatsoever is not of faith is SIN.....

Your post is not of faith.

Men will (most of the time)prefer to marry virgins for various obvious reasons which I don't have the time list out.

But In this sexually active society, being a true
virgin is a meaningless condition, because
men love sex. AIDs and dying has not
slowed people down one second.
Marriage is an obsolete arrangement
because women are more self-sufficent
now, so who cares if she is a virgin.
Unfortunately in the Black community,
Black girls have sex so early that they are
considered virgins if they have less than
two children.

cap28: Still whining huh! its obvious you've been let down ad nauseam by various women - perhaps you need to do a little soul searching.

are you one of those weak men who seek out trophy girlfriends in order to prop up your fragile ego - remember that in order to retain a trophy girlfriend you must have money and status and at least two of the following :

good looks
sense of humour
caring attitude

dont ever delude yourself into thinking that a trophy woman in the western world will bother with you if you dont have any of the above.

maybe your real problem is that you are focusing on superficial and fake women who quite frankly prefer men with status and money.

if you are living in a delusional world like sagamite you can carry on chasing shadows but if you want to be happy in life you need to go for women with a similar outlook on life as yourself.

You need to stop being bitter and learn to study women, men who care about women are not manginas they are smart and decent men who know what is important - would you call mark zuckerberg a mangina ? a young man who married his harvard class mate who is not exactly a beauty queen? why didnt he kick her to the kerb and look for a playboy centrefold ?
imagine if your dad had the attitude you are exhibiting on this forum how many women of your mum's generation would be married? do you think men of that generation did not chase women and show them chivalry and respect?

Why should men study women, do women study men? Do women even care about men? WTF!

the dating game has changed since.
Feminism, the media, technology and some other factors has changed mens perceptions and outlook in dating and relationships. In the next generation, chasing, wooing, dating, relationships. . . will be championed by the womenfolk.

Its mostly anambra families that don't allow their sons to marry from imo state. I'm yet to understand the reason behind this. If its about wedding expenses, I don't think that's a good reason because there are other tribes and states with higher bride prices, wedding costs. . . Like the Ikwerres, Kalabari's and others in Rivers state.
Imo girls are no less or not more disrespectful, promiscuous or homely than other igbo girls. Igbo girls are Igbo girls.
Whatever they say about imo won't stop from getting married every weekend in their hundreds.

Billyonaire: It is not goodwill. They are not paying from their pocket, in fact, they will inflate the expense and pocket the difference. The money comes from State Budget, and State Money is the people's money. Jeeeezzzz How can I make you understand.

No matter what you call it or how you see it, the beneficiaries will be happy and thank the state government.

lovely lesbians

CFCfan: The $16billion would have to be provided by both the private sector and governments (federal and state). I think the private sector will provide the bulk of the funds, since they will be in charge of transmission and distribution of electricity. The FG will only handle the generation aspect.

I know.

And our total capital expenditure isn't up to 16 billion dollars annually.

Bogus.

All these tom and jerry awards sef.

J12: Here is mine

Name: J E. 12
Age :20-22
Occupation :Student / Research Assistant
Are you single, dating or married:...
Those u like on NL : Jeez, I like everyone! ayobase, Rokiatu, Slimyem, Dbrief, Kobojunkie, Goldieluks, Bennyraz, Odunnu, Hornipipe, Sisi Kill, Itssmodella, abiL, Maria G, sanb, uju, K2039, D-Explorer Ileke-IdI, Eze Promoe, Sugarmania, Becacia Barbie, Shymmex, Siena, CC, Mynd, SK, Spike C, caracta, AMNG, RedMosquito, Ogugua, sweetlemon, Jay-Bee, 'cindyrella',joeydozzy, Legit1, gree-die .....I'll come back to include those I missed.
Those u dislike on NL: None
Those u find annoying: tellwisdom, Shymmex, Blyss, DailyNews, freecocoa
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): cap28, Richfella, Okija's gif images, PAGAN9JA, Logicboy
Those you follow and wish follows you back: None
Why do you follow the people you follow: I have a huge problem following people as I feel like I'm stalking you since I'm notified of every posts u make, sickening! I don't like following people if I can't follow all that follow me To answer the question, easier "PMing"
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Jeez, I don't know
How many PMs do you get on average in a day: It depends on the activities going on. At times I get 10Pms a day, at times I get 2, at times I get none, it varies. And I can't figure out the average
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Mrs Chima, Kails/MsDarkskin
Which NL member(s) is fake: How do you know an original/real member??
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: ArQueB****
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: na2day!
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Tech guy, intelligent dude overall
Your favorite NLer: abiL, Hornipipe, ItsModella
Your favorite mod: r231, Jay bee and Rockstation(can't pick one above the other yet)
Funniest NLer: 190
NLer with the best threads: Onila. Lol, it's obvious I'm quite clueless here
NLer(S) diary you stalk: None but I've read one of Mynd's post in his diary and I became a fan but haven't gone back since then
NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Mynd...I miss him He licks SK's a*ss too darn much!!
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Ah! that's a hard one
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: SK, Idowuogbo, Onila, 190, tellwisdom, Kails/MsDark, Sagamite, Octavo, DailyNews
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: OMGitsSLayer
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: mhismole, ArqueBusieR
NLer(S) you consider smart: PhysicsQED
NL member that tries too hard: K2039, Sagamite
NLer(s) you find intriguing: calotti, coogar, Shymmex(I wonder who talks to him IRL i.e if he has any friends)
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer :"it sure for you", Shikena
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Idowu, d0pe jemi, respectively
Who do u often disagree with on NL : vivian chinaza
Who do u often agree with: Kobojunkie.
At times I pray before I read her posts hoping I don't agree but every goddamn time, I agree with her posts. 90% of the likes I have given on NL was to this man/woman's posts.
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): 2legit2qwt, freshdude, Lucenzo
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): jayjam
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: None for female/lalaosky, ekt bear, CFCfan
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag: Kandiikane/Sagamite

Since I no sabi book, I say make I do small expo. Sorry

LMAO! You're a fùcking nutcase!
I thought you're a guy, who's the girl on your profile? She's beautifuuuulll!

FlowerPower: Also the way women are treated is apalling (to me).

So because they're not over-pampered cinderellas like american women, they being treated unfairly? Right?

Nellyd: Marriage is for the mature minds sha.

LMAO. This is a funny comment.

This wan wey be like fowl shit, wetin she dey talk?

Freshly tapped Nkwu and Ngwo, okorosha and ogho traditional festivals, weddings, burials, spending money, visiting relatives who arrived from abroad, séx with my villa babes . . .etc

Brandon Davis is a handsome hunk #no homo

Most of the guys on the list aren't kids. Anyone above 22 isn't a kid.

And Mohammed Babangida should be listed too. .

UNEC:
Zuwo/Dolakpo: A dullard or person wey no sabi

Shoe Shiner: A boy who spends on a girl he's not fúcking or dating

To Chao: To eat food

Alhaji Shittu: Toilet or to go shìt for toilet. E.g: I wan go see alhaji shittu; Alhaji Shittu dey flash me

OkukoIgbo: Village igbo girls

Machine: Y'all know what that means

Tidy: (a) to fùck a babe
(b) to get something in a proper manner

Burger/Mishai: Bread and omelette

cant remember the rest.

the dog was hòrny, he thought his bìtch was sleeping.

American Person of the Year.

So Attah couldn't afford to pay his wife's medical bills?

Being a state governor is very different from being a president. Though I'm not trying undermine or downplay his achievements and pedigree, but I honestly believe he will not perform to our expected yardstick if he becomes president. He should endeavour to engage in other meaningful political activities after 2015.