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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 4:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:

Obviously you have never seen her lay into me....
What is 'Lay into me?'
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 4:57pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:


Obviously you have never seen her lay into me....
No, Lord Mystic, I haven't grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 4:57pm On Dec 29, 2017
MizMyColi:


But I do not recall demoting the bible to a negative side nau, Dave.
I simply said that I am no longer a Christian.
Or is Jesus for Christians alone? tongue

You really need to understand that I have no qualms with Jesus, his history, and the numerous accounts of his life and times.

That said, what I quipped earlier was that the writer never gave a personal account of his experience of the Christ. What he did was try to provide incontrovertible proof of the existence of Lord Yeshua....that's a good stride, but it is not what I need, my dear.
Finally! You're coming out more clearly.

Mind you, Josh didn't just proof the existence. He proved it all rounda dear. All rounda!! From stiffnecked atheist to foremost apologetist!!

But now, tell me what exactly you need.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 4:58pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

What is 'Lay into me?'
It means 'flatter me powerfully', 'or 'scatter my dada'
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 4:59pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


grin Headbutted by who? You?

With that your concave forehead? cheesy

I am not being sexist o. Men plan, dialogue, discuss, describe, analyze, strategize but don't gossip.

There is a place our gist comes from that is honest. grin
This concave forehead can do damage far beyond your imagination cool

Keep deceiving yasef. I speak from experience when I say men gossip even more than women
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

It means 'flatter me powerfully', 'or 'scatter my dada'


https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/lay-into-sb


to attack someone physically, or to criticize someone in an angry way:
In the middle of the meeting she suddenly laid into him for no apparent reason.

looks like our grammar nazi is on a long overdue vacation

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:01pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

You know? I had to check when you registered here, because you sound so like a certain 'Viaro' i met here when i registered.

Ishilove, did you meet Viaro in Nairaland?

I earnestly pray for Sarassin's soul. I did this morning and Mizmycoli, and Loj too.
I have never heard of Viaro until this moment undecided

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:01pm On Dec 29, 2017
lezz:




Dialogue of mischief. You’re idly stoking the smoldering embers of her ire in the guise of a harmless discourse.

When she comes, Analice will scurry into the shadows and ishilove will employ her long reach of mod-expediency.
You are very correct sir. I will run and hide. That's why i shouted at Ishilove.

Ishi. shey you see? the king has come defending his queen. pls leave me out of it o.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:02pm On Dec 29, 2017
oyb:



https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/lay-into-sb



looks like our grammar nazi is on a long overdue vacation
I know darling, I am just pulling her leg. I was hoping to provoke a reaction from Sarassin but you have just scattered my plans

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:03pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Read further on, where I said it's possibly a strategy of yours to snare him into the kingdom with the endearments.
Glad to see, you both are having fun with each other
Now I can sleep soundly tonight sister.
You should have told me it wasn't appropriate since nau.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:03pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

This concave forehead can do damage far beyond your imagination cool

Keep deceiving yasef. I speak from experience when I say men gossip even more than women

It seems one man boy like that has gossiped you badly grin

Reminds me of the word "dribble " rhyming with such a name. cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:03pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

You are very correct sir. I will run and hide. That's why i shouted at Ishilove.

Ishi. shey you see? the king has come defending his queen. pls leave me out of it o.
We thank the Lord for the good 'ol trusty Report button grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:04pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Not enticed eh?

Just imagine this meat inside egusi soup or ewedu or even your everyday stew. wink cheesy
Still not enticed, especially the first plate.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:05pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


It seems one man boy like that has gossiped you badly grin

Reminds me of the word "dribble " rhyming with such a name. cheesy
Let's not go too far. Jackbizzzle Dem full Nairaland tongue cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:06pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Read further on, where I said it's possibly a strategy of yours to snare him into the kingdom with the endearments.
Glad to see, you both are having fun with each other
Now I can sleep soundly tonight sister.
Dakun, pleax don't be offended by my question...

Are you a dude or dudette? embarassed
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:06pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Its either you are already a pork lover or I am on the verge of making you a convert grin

If you are a bachelor cook with pork for your fiance and she will forever adore you. If you are a spinster do likewise for your man and he will always say yes to you and if you are married and you cook with pork for your husband, expect no rest and 15 children afterward. cheesy
Clap for ya sef Sir.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


No they are not the same even though clairvoyance claims to be able to foretell the future, I doubt it can. Only God has that ability. Clairvoyance can be a force for evil because there is no control. Word of knowledge due to its source being the Holy Spirit is a force for good alone.

Discernment of spirits as you said, reveals the source of the workings in a man and works side by side with word of knowledge.

This is true.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

I know darling, I am just pulling her leg. I was hoping to provoke a reaction from Sarassin but you have just scattered my plans

ah, sincere apologies. i have thwarted your plans to get your compatriots into the oza room embarassed
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
modik:


God is firm and frowns at any inclination to familiar spirits under any guise.

You are spot on.
Thanks bro! It's why i rebuff those that consider the OT as irrelevant. But it becomes relevant when they wana read Psalms, talk of prophecies about the Messiah, or majorly as seen today, tithing and offering!! Rarely does the NT have strong points against familiar spirits like the OT. The two still compliment each other.

The invaluable experience and exposure by Nicky Cruz comes to mind.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Still not enticed, especially the first plate.

Unbelievable! Pork loins with honey dribble does not entice you?

Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

I have never heard of Viaro until this moment undecided
Oh my. I will search out for one of his threads for you. As sharp as an Arrow.

But you knew Nuclearboy?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:12pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
You should have told me it wasn't appropriate since nau.
I scanned your mind like Sarassin does,
and couldn't see any untoward thoughts, so there wasn't anything to tell
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:13pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:
It means 'flatter me powerfully', 'or 'scatter my dada'
Oh. I hope i didn't flirt with him o.
I'm becoming shy even thinking it. God help me
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:14pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:

Mia Caro = My Darling.
And what does he call you?
Just jokingly nau. You sef persin no fit play with you?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
I scanned your mind like Sarassin does,
and couldn't see any untoward thoughts, so there wasn't anything to tell
Now i can breath.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:16pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:
Dakun, pleax don't be offended by my question...

Are you a dude or dudette? embarassed
"Bi ooti e mo erin, oo gbohun erin ni"
or
"Bi ooti e da iyo mo, oo je iyo lobe ni"
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by lezz(m): 5:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

You are very correct sir. I will run and hide. That's why i shouted at Ishilove.

Ishi. shey you see? the king has come defending his queen. pls leave me out of it o.
still looking out for you in my own away and bringing out the lady tucked somewhere deep in both your cores.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:18pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Just jokingly nau. You sef persin no fit play with you?

So you dey joke and he too dey joke? Na lie joor
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:19pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Unbelievable! Pork loins with honey dribble does not entice you?
Honey ke? Wait, honey inside food? I don't like sweets. I prefer something bitter o jare.


After taking sweets, the taste remains in my mouth for long, i detest it. Me and Fanta na enemies.

Bitter lemon, not this todays own with plenty augar o. Soda water better.

How can i be eating food that is tasting sweet?

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

And it is still happening till date
Infact very rampant. Only God's Spirit indwelling in man can discern. why? cos these spirits say true things about persons, events, etc too. Even the elect will get decieved if not conscious. It's one of the reasons i respect the late Kenneth E. Hagin; he emphasized every church/gathering of believers must have the 5 ministers(apostles, prophets, pastors, evangelists, teachers) for spiritual balance.

I hope its now clearer to you? I'll hop off at this b/stop.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:21pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
Clap for ya sef Sir.
I just dey loonk you. contunu.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by modik(m): 5:21pm On Dec 29, 2017
daveP:
Thanks bro! It's why i rebuff those that consider the OT as irrelevant. But it becomes relevant when they wana read Psalms, talk of prophecies about the Messiah, or majorly as seen today, tithing and offering!! Rarely does the NT have strong points against familiar spirits like the OT. The two still compliment each other.

The invaluable experience and exposure by Nicky Cruz comes to mind.

That I know right well.

Everything depends on something. Even the foundation of the earth was laid on waters. The OT is as fundermentally important as the NT. Both are complimentary and mutually inclusive.

No matter how craftly packaged, familiar spiritism is highly abhorred by the Most High.

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