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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Two food pet hates, I have are: Pork and crustaceans,
particularly lobsters, shrimps, crabs and/or prawns

Are you kidding me?? you should try lobster basted with melted butter and Champagne
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Another persin don enter my case. Weytin i do biko? lolzz
As you wan use today laff alone ba? isorait. 30D viewing.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by lezz(m): 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Lol. Lezz which year will you repent? cheesy
repent of what?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2017
modik:


That I know right well.

Everything depends on something. Even the foundation of the earth was laid on waters. The OT is as fundermentally important as the NT. Both are complimentary and mutually inclusive.

No matter how craftly packaged, familiar spiritism is highly abhorred by the Most High.
My prayer is man's inquisitive search for the truth, may be found in the Christ.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
Naaa. I don't do Yoga. am not a witch.
With the oms, you might be doing Yoga
Without the oms, you are doing something that is natural

You are missing a lot.
I do it every morning, and occasionally during the course of the day when situation demand it.

In the morning, I go to the window, open it ajar and leave it wide opened. Face direction of where the fresh air is flowing from, and then just slowly suck in the air, letting my stomach only rise, as I am sucking in this sweet fresh air and getting to oxygenate myself as much as I possibly can inhale,
hold it, for at least five seconds minimum, then slowly exhale. Do a couple of repetitions to feel good

When done on the 20th floor, this is exhilarating.
Wow, I am reliving the experience, just writing this

What was breathe into man that gave him come to life?

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:
Are you kidding me?? you should try lobster basted with melted butter and Champagne
Would you also recommend trying vulture, done in like manner, and have with Chardonnay, if not Champagne?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:56pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Would you also recommend trying vulture, done in like manner, and have with Chardonnay, if not Champagne?

Bird of carrion...Nope
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 6:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
Had to read from page one
Too much smartness in our thread.

Everyone with his/her own soul..
You worship whatever you wanna worship with it.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by modik(m): 6:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
chibwike:
Had to read from page one

Too much smartness in our thread.


Everyone with his/her own soul..

You worship whatever you wanna worship with it.

Fact, but man has the ability to to discern the difference between night and day. Hence the instinct to know right Pathway and left pathway. Above all the power of choice is absolutely his'
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:19pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:
Bird of carrion...Nope
Ah-ha, there you are.
I thought not. I thought you wouldn't
Off the cuff, before getting done up as tasty cuisine, each one of those food pet hate creatures essentially, are, the sea version of vulture
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:25pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
With the oms, you might be doing Yoga
Without the oms, you are doing something that is natural

You are missing a lot.
I do it every morning, and occasionally during the course of the day when situation demand it.

In the morning, I go to the window, open it ajar and leave it wide opened. Face direction of where the fresh air is flowing from, and then just slowly suck in the air, letting my stomach only rise, as I am sucking in this sweet fresh air and getting to oxygenate myself as much as I possibly can.

When done on the 20th floor, this is exhilarating.
Wow, I am reliving the experience, just writing this

What was breathe into man that gave him come to life?

What are you doing on the 20th floor? And, what is Oms?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
daveP:
As you wan use today laff alone ba? isorait. 30D viewing.
You can join me laf o. Things are really funny here. seriously.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:

Sorry dear, been on the fly all day!
Try and perch somewhere, tell our community of friends here that we are just but frens.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Ah-ha, there you are.
I thought not. I thought you wouldn't
Off the cuff, before getting done up as tasty cuisine, each one of those food pet hate creatures essentially, are, the sea version of vulture
I see.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Kwantinue looking for trouble. When he comes here screaming like a lady don't complain grin
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Chai ladies don suffer ooo. My belle want bust for lafta.

But, why do ladies scream over little things?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Try and perch somewhere, tell our community of friends here that we are just but frens.

Hmmm...you want me to tell tales.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:31pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
What are you doing on the 20th floor?
And, what is Oms?
My penthouse is on the 20th floor!
Bwahahaha, you don't know what "Om" is?
Shut the front door, who are you kidding
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Try and perch somewhere, tell our community of friends here that we are just but frens.
tell the truth already, we all know you people are in love. Just speak out your mind already grin grin grin

Or Is it because Sarassin is in the kingdom of darkness? dont worry your light will overpower his darkness wink

This is me reading you people here

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
chibwike:
Had to read from page one
Too much smartness in our thread.

Everyone with his/her own soul..
You worship whatever you wanna worship with it.
True.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
LoJ:

tell the truth already, we all know you people are in love. Just speak out your mind already grin grin grin

Or Is it because Sarassin is in the kingdom of darkness? dont worry your light will overpower his darkness wink

This is me reading you people here

Hahaha...always admired your good taste...Tetleys

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:40pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:

Hmmm...you want me to tell tales.
What tales? No tales here, just stating that no falling into you.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 6:41pm On Dec 29, 2017
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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:42pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
My penthouse is on the 20th floor! Bwahahaha, you don't know what "Om" is? Shut the front door, who are you kidding
How often do you see God up there? Pls don't ever ask me to visit you.
What do you call someone who fears height? Heightophobic? hahahahahahha.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:43pm On Dec 29, 2017
LotusFan:
Wow, very interesting. This thread took on a whole new dairection: Let me help you guys with the link to the appropriate section; namely Dating and Meetup zone ://www.nairaland.com/dating
Yes, I would love to, but to do that I need your real monika. Give it out already

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 6:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

What tales? No tales here, just stating that no falling into you.
So, changing the subject, why would you think that Yoga is witchcraft?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 6:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
LotusFan:
Wow, very interesting. This thread took on a whole new dairection: Let me help you guys with the link to the appropriate section; namely Dating and Meetup zone ://www.nairaland.com/dating
Wet blanket
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 6:45pm On Dec 29, 2017
chibwike:
Wet blanket

Bro, I’m helping them to keep the fire burning!!! wink
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 6:46pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
How often do you see God up there? Pls don't ever ask me to visit you.
What do you call someone who fears height? Heightophobic? hahahahahahha.
Are you afraid of height?
if yes, then I would be saying:
No wonder.
Now I understand more
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 6:46pm On Dec 29, 2017
LoJ:

Yes, I would love to, but to do that I need your real monika. Give it out already

cheesy cheesy cheesy You’ve started again!!! grin grin grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:46pm On Dec 29, 2017
LoJ:

tell the truth already, we all know you people are in love. Just speak out your mind already grin grin grin

Or Is it because Sarassin is in the kingdom of darkness? dont worry your light will overpower his darkness wink

This is me reading you people here
Hahahahahahahahahaha. No not you. If everyone says this, not you.

My dearest Sarassin is not in the Kingdom of darkness. I rebuke satan. Ayaf snatched him out now.

And, that can never be the gentle kind you have perceive in my spirit.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
No wonder. Now I understand more
No wonder what? And what do you understand?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by chibwike(m): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
But someone owns us all right....
I believe we did not just appear from no where
Hence Death.

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