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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


So you dey joke and he too dey joke? Na lie joor
If i no dey joke i for don Pm am nau. But, i haven't and he hasn't too. Harmless Mia Caro and Cara Mia.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Honey ke? Wait, honey inside food? I don't like sweets. I prefer something bitter o jare.


After taking sweets, the taste remains in my mouth for long, i detest it. Me and Fanta na enemies.

Bitter lemon, not this todays own with plenty augar o. Soda water better.

How can i be eating food that is tasting sweet?

It's a delicacy blend that has to match with the spices used in preparing the pork. For a perfect blend you always mix sweet and sour, spicy with cool, tangy with smooth so I am sure that the spices in this pork brought about the need for honey dribble.

Taste it first and then criticise it if you can. grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:
I know darling, I am just pulling her leg. I was hoping to provoke a reaction from Sarassin but you have just scattered my plans
If looks can scatter, that look you gave him, one hand resting on the wall, and leaning forward, effortlessly would have
Bwahahaha.
Yeeeeee!

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:23pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

If i no dey joke i for don Pm am nau. But, i haven't and he hasn't too. Harmless Mia Caro and Cara Mia.

But your dada dey scatter. okay o!
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:24pm On Dec 29, 2017
lezz:
still looking out for you in my own away and bringing out the lady tucked somewhere deep in both your cores.
Oga, biko keep me for gran, i fit run.

BTW, Compliment of the season to you and yours.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:25pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Now i can breath.

Are you sure about that? grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


But your dada dey scatter. okay o!
Na waoo. Even YHWH never indict me like this. Bros, make i play small nau. Is it because he is a Mystic? I knew that from the start o.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:
Now i can breath.
Sarassin's breathing exercises are actually good recommendations albeit minus chanting oms

Try them

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:27pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


It's a delicacy blend that has to match with the spices used in preparing the pork. For a perfect blend you always mix sweet and sour, spicy with cool, tangy with smooth so I am sure that the spices in this pork brought about the need for honey dribble.

Taste it first and then criticise it if you can. grin
Okay, werizit?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:28pm On Dec 29, 2017
daveP:
I just dey loonk you. contunu.
Another persin don enter my case. Weytin i do biko? lolzz

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
If looks can scatter, that look you gave him, one hand resting on the wall, and leaning forward, effortlessly would have
Bwahahaha.
Yeeeeee!
Rotfl! Una no go kee person for Nairaland cheesy cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Sarassin's breathing exercises are actually good recommendations albeit minus chanting oms

Try them
Naaa. I don't do Yoga. am not a witch.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Na waoo. Even YHWH never indict me like this. Bros, make i play small nau. Is it because he is a Mystic? I knew that from the start o.

But I did not indict you na grin

You be full grown babe na so play well well o. Na so rabbit talk say e won go play with tiger for tiger house around dinner time. Na only the rabbit know wetin the tiger go serve for dinner.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
lezz:
still looking out for you in my own away and bringing out the lady tucked somewhere deep in both your cores.
*sigh*

Lezz don't start
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:

Are you sure about that? grin
Oh now you found your voice? I'm being roasted here all by myself.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:31pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
"Bi ooti e mo erin, oo gbohun erin ni"
or
"Bi ooti e da iyo mo, oo je iyo lobe ni"
Anglais, sil vous plait...
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:32pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Oh my. I will search out for one of his threads for you. As sharp as an Arrow.

But you knew Nuclearboy?
I didn't know Nuclearboy but I know Logicboy grin grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:32pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Okay, werizit?

Enter market go buy the pork first. The recipe to prepare it and how to add honey dribble is online. Do it and share your testimony.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:33pm On Dec 29, 2017
MizMyColi:


But Dave, have you not seen instances where the president gives an order to his aides to ensure unfettered access to certain people?

See ehn, like I said before, I have no qualms with the number of people I have to go through to reach the father. Jesus said he and the father are one. If I have reached the father, and I am sure I did, then I have reached the Christ too...even without realizing.

I think that it is the same for lots of people universally, who might not know the Christ as we know, but still have access to the divine...

Except of course, you are of the exclusive school of thought that declares all but Christians as condemned and unworthygrin
right glad i am, that you acknowledge that such an instance lies solely with him. I have seen instances, but in this case, the president's order remains until he changes it, and not because we have knowledge that he can change it as he wishes. you get? grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:34pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


But I did not indict you na grin

You be full grown babe na so play well well o. Na so rabbit talk say e won go play with tiger for tiger house around dinner time. Na only the rabbit know wetin the tiger go serve for dinner.
Wonderful!!!!!!. Seriously @this allusion? Rabbit and Tiger?

Chileke?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:34pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:
Its either you are already a pork lover or I am on the verge of making you a convert grin

If you are a bachelor cook with pork for your fiance and she will forever adore you. If you are a spinster do likewise for your man and he will always say yes to you and if you are married and you cook with pork for your husband, expect no rest and 15 children afterward. cheesy
Two food pet hates, I have are: Pork and crustaceans,
particularly lobsters, shrimps, crabs and/or prawns
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
oyb:


ah, sincere apologies. i have thwarted your plans to get your compatriots into the oza room embarassed
Mscheeew

Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

*sigh*

Lezz don't start

You should have written "swoon" and not "sigh".

grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:36pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Enter market go buy the pork first. The recipe to prepare it and how to add honey dribble is online. Do it and share your testimony.
Testimony ke? Isorite.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


You should have written "swoon" and not "sigh".

grin
I am born again. All that iranu swooning is past. Gone for good! cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

I didn't know Nuclearboy but I know Logicboy grin grin
Taaaaaaaaaaaaa. Logicboy can not show his face where Nuclearboy and Viaro are having a discussion. Deepsight knows Viaro. Viaro trashes him like a girl.

***Amalookfortrouble**
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by lezz(m): 5:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

*sigh*

Lez. z don't start
Lol. Nothing started,Silky smooth you.
analize701:

Oga, biko keep me for gran, i fit run.

BTW, Compliment of the season to you and yours.
analize701:

Oga, biko keep me for gran, i fit run.

BTW, Compliment of the season to you and yours.
yeah, got a stiff and turgid seasonal gift for you.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by daveP(m): 5:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
MizMyColi:


But Dave, have you not seen instances where the president gives an order to his aides to ensure unfettered access to certain people?

See ehn, like I said before, I have no qualms with the number of people I have to go through to reach the father. Jesus said he and the father are one. If I have reached the father, and I am sure I did, then I have reached the Christ too...even without realizing.

I think that it is the same for lots of people universally, who might not know the Christ as we know, but still have access to the divine...

Except of course, you are of the exclusive school of thought that declares all but Christians as condemned and unworthygrin
Satan is one of those that have unfettered access(Job 2) to God. No human since the fall has had that access, and they can't unless God wishes.

Don't think dear. You must be sure! If man really worships the divine, won' they obey the divine as well?

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Taaaaaaaaaaaaa. Logicboy can not show his face where Nuclearboy and Viaro are having a discussion. Deepsight knows Viaro. Viaro trashes him like a girl.

***Amalookfortrouble**
Kwantinue looking for trouble. When he comes here screaming like a lady don't complain grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2017
lezz:
Lol. Nothing started,Silky smooth you. yeah, got a stiff and turgid seasonal gift for you.
Lol. Lezz which year will you repent? cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 5:46pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

I am born again. All that iranu swooning is past. Gone for good! cheesy

*swooningForJesus* cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Oh now you found your voice? I'm being roasted here all by myself.
Sorry dear, been on the fly all day!

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