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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 16, 2018
Xisnin:


Wrong, if that were to be the case, men would have no preference for the looks of their partners,
since every woman can serve as a penetration tool. Married men will never prefer dolls, unless they
have no other options(cheating).
can't you see the kind shape these dolls have? It's just perfect and every man's kinda woman. When your wife becomes fat and slubby she will throw that thing away if you ever call her fat or spend more time with the dull, then you go vex and na their problem go start.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by chixophyta01(m): 6:33pm On Jan 16, 2018
huuh I want to purge
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Maxi112: 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2018
Sex doll or no sex doll, it wouldn't sound real..this doll can't ride on u like a crazy girl...this doll cant make u laugh...can u tell this doll "am cumming baby"? No it wouldn't serve you meal nor give you a back massage cause it's a doll...this doll can't take the position of women nor relegate them to making babies only. I still prefer a warmth pussy to this over hyped sex doll.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Crossbow(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
cheesy


I find nothing wrong with this.


If u can't abstain, get married, if u are afraid of responsibilities, try Olosho, if u fear STD, keep a girlfriend, if ur girlfriend want to kill u with demands, get a DOLL.

grin

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prettyenit18(f): 6:38pm On Jan 16, 2018
Some men would have these dolls and still cheat on them. In fact some would have 5 different types and still want more.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by otswag(m): 6:38pm On Jan 16, 2018
To be honest, an overwhelming number of females in relationships are not so different from these sex dolls. All they have to offer is 'kerewa'. Absolutely nothing in their upstairs at all at all.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Shayneward1: 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2018
otswag:
To be honest, an overwhelming number of females in relationship are not so different from these sex dolls. All they have to offer is 'kerewa'. Absolutely nothing in their upstairs at all at all.

Any lady who is jealous of a sex doll is a 'sex doll'

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2018
Maxi112:
Sex doll or no sex doll, it wouldn't sound real..this doll can't ride on u like a crazy girl...this doll cant make u laugh...can u tell this doll "am cumming baby"? No it wouldn't serve you meal nor give you a back massage cause it's a doll...this doll can't take the position of women nor relegate them to making babies only. I still prefer a warmth pussy to this over hyped sex doll.
Lol, the pussy is warm and wet too.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Aircondition(m): 6:44pm On Jan 16, 2018
tesppidd:
Haba.
Too perfect na.

They should put a few stretch marks on them dolls to make them look a bit real.

grin

Who say's she must look like your wife??

We no want stretch mark!

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by otswag(m): 6:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
Shayneward1:


Any lady who is jealous of a sex doll is a 'sex doll'
gbam!!!!
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Rockyrascal(m): 6:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
blueivy8:
I know some guys will still use man power for it grin
grin cheesy
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by yvonncute(f): 6:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
ominilongest:
Are u telling me I can order for BEYONCE shocked
. Just order for bobrisky.
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Maxi112: 6:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
grossintel:
Lol, the pussy is warm and wet too.
dolls don't squirt, or do they?
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jan 16, 2018
Maxi112:
doll dont squirt, or do they?
and women squirt? Lol I think you've been watching lots of porn. Only 1 girl in about 100 do that.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Maxi112: 7:00pm On Jan 16, 2018
grossintel:
and women squirt? Lol I think you've been watching lots of porn. Only 1 girl in about 100 do that.
i don't watch porn, I'm not a fan of it. You're wrong here, give them good ride and watch squirt. Will you say same for orgasm?

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by giftedben: 7:10pm On Jan 16, 2018
I have always wanted to f*ck Rihanna. Guess I will save to buy a Rihanna sex doll.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Bossontop(m): 7:13pm On Jan 16, 2018
Y be say many female monikers dey view dis thread but dem no dey comment??
Lol

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by thedondada(m): 7:21pm On Jan 16, 2018
blueivy8:
I know some guys will still use man power for it grin


This is the post of the thread. I wan die with laugh.

grin grin

Dude gets burantashi from a Malian to wire his sex doll.

Men that's insane....lol
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Fourwinds: 7:30pm On Jan 16, 2018
Bolustical:
This thing will spoil business for Edo girls wey dey go Europe grin grin

Demand go soon fall grin

Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by SonsOfLiverpool(m): 7:31pm On Jan 16, 2018
Nowenuse:
Make no mistake, these dolls cannot be a perfect substitute to women. Cos a woman definitely has more functions other than sex. However, they would come in handy in desperate/tight situations.
the only time I have had an interesting seks is with a whor3. She was actually the one fhurking me all angles but all other average girl I had didn't know jack. They just lay on the ground like wood so tell me what's the difference?

This is good development, they got d!ldo we go doll. Everyone is happy.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Ayiibobo(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
Prettyenit18:
Some men would have these dolls and still cheat on them. In fact some would have 5 different types and still want more.
you garrit.........but it still pays us grin

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by tesppidd: 7:36pm On Jan 16, 2018
Aircondition:


Who say's she must look like your wife??

We no want stretch mark!
very poor attempt at pun.

your sense of humour stinks!
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Edopesin: 7:39pm On Jan 16, 2018
MhizzAJ:
I'm not cool with this
They Wan Spoil Business Abi grin

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by MrMakaveli20(m): 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2018
sushieater:
On the brighter side though, If they award these to prisoners with good behavior , the number of prison rapes should drastically go down grin grin
welcome development. The Nigerian Prison Service should order 5000 units for onward distribution to all prisons in Nigeria. I trust my boys in Oko prison Benin, they will devour those dolls in minutes
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Coldfeets: 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2018
WotzupNG:
You like big yansh?

I do.

Big ebony yansh and bóobs.
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by festwiz(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2018
Prettyenit18:
Some men would have these dolls and still cheat on them. In fact some would have 5 different types and still want more.
Can't i have Samsung, Tecno, Nokia at the same time? Variety is the spice of life tongue

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by MrMakaveli20(m): 7:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
princeking2:
Aba boys will soon manufacture their own sex dolls. In fact their own will even seduce you. Na waoo oo
Aba boys own will cut people's preek.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by engrchykae(m): 7:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
fpeter:
Demonic something.
women drew first blood by bringing vibrators and cucumbers into sex.
Ladies must learn to be humble and stop exploiting us with sex.
They will make us agree on predatory terms before giving us what God gave free.
Science is really good

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 16, 2018
Yoshy:
Who will partner with me let's bring sex doll to Nigeria affordable, it will limit diseases spread and broken homes caused by lack of sex grin





I swear you dey reason like me.

This thing go sell die.

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jan 16, 2018
Bossontop:
Y be say many female monikers dey view dis thread but dem no dey comment??
Lol



Life don tire dem

grin

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Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by MrMakaveli20(m): 7:53pm On Jan 16, 2018
GogobiriLalas:
Can you inherit your father's $50k sex doll undecided
No ooo. it's a taboo in our land
Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by jaafree: 7:58pm On Jan 16, 2018
lizzypro:
We don't want this

Lol
grin grin
. shebi una shakara too much cheesy

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