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Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by eldee(m): 5:51pm On Apr 21, 2010
All my girlfriends have had an upward transition
From Number 9 (First Month) to Number 1(Fourth Month)

1st Month: 'Oh wow . . . you like Tennis too?? And you love poetry, you're awesome'

4th Month: 'I'm tired of this . . . IDIOT!!! I saw you flirting wiv my cousin', I'm thinking, I would but she's married. Next thing they rush to Facebook 'All men are dickheads!!!' grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by phoenixsta: 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2010
Very Very totfull though

we have them all around us nothing but the truth,
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by leuelliot(m): 6:11pm On Apr 21, 2010
eldee:



4th Month: 'I'm tired of this . . . IDIOT!!! I saw you flirting wiv my cousin', I'm thinking, I would but she's married. Next thing they rush to Facebook 'All men are dickheads!!!' grin grin
this is exactly how my GF behaves undecided
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 21, 2010
eldee:

All my girlfriends have had an upward transition
From Number 9 (First Month) to Number 1(Fourth Month)

1st Month: 'Oh wow . . . you like Tennis too?? And you love poetry, you're awesome'

4th Month: 'I'm tired of this . . . IDIOT!!! I saw you flirting wiv my cousin', I'm thinking, I would but she's married. Next thing they rush to Facebook 'All men are dickheads!!!' grin grin
grin cheesy grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by tessybrown(m): 6:34pm On Apr 21, 2010
Hahaha find ouT by sussan,if it iz true or noT@ http://ladieshood.waphall.com we have a lot to xplain hahahahahahaha.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:41pm On Apr 21, 2010
Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

and i'll marry her asap and live happily ever after.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2010
all i can say is grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

no further comment! tongue tongue tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by HamidO1(m): 9:20pm On Apr 21, 2010
tryin 2 fig out wat category ma ex girl falls, it'll help me figure out w at went wrong
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 1:16am On Apr 22, 2010
, shocked shocked shocked
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by shilling(f): 2:10am On Apr 22, 2010
Funny . . .
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by suprted(m): 3:19am On Apr 22, 2010
@page 2

Nairalanders in sense of humour fail shocker!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Sonofpeace(m): 9:50am On Apr 22, 2010
This is hilarious, but there are some atoms of truth in it.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by gmailer: 10:45am On Apr 22, 2010
smiley wink ;d
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Smi1(m): 1:42pm On Apr 22, 2010
What an amazing article !! thumbs up @Poster !
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by quazeemoj(m): 4:15pm On Apr 22, 2010
lol,
so terrible.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by vislabraye(m): 6:25pm On Apr 22, 2010
I think they can be more than that cos some girls have a combination of two or more of these traits, grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Moyola(f): 6:30pm On Apr 22, 2010
Hehe! tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Orikinla(m): 7:05pm On Apr 22, 2010
The 10th one you missed in your analysis is the best for every guy.

She is honest, but may not be Miss Perfect.
She will tell you the truth no matter what lies others tell you.
She does not tolerate nonsense.
She appreciates you and encourages you to be the best in your field.
She appreciates every gift you give her and also gives you too.
She respects you and your family and she is very proud of you.
She is The Virtuous Woman - Proverbs 31:10-31 and will make a good life partner.

She is the real deal.

I have known this kind of girlfriend in Miss. Somina Lawson-Jack, Chinwe Ilozulu and many others in Nigeria.

Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Amya(f): 9:12pm On Apr 22, 2010
[color=#006600][/color] there's one type of girl you missed out on Mr poster.
Ms selfish, She lives for herself and her self alone. No one else exists in her radar. She's not into all that love bullshit. She uses men as kleenex and dumps them afterwards. Synonyms, Selfcentered, heart wrecker, mean. You wanna Bleep her friend? Go ahead, She fcuks ALL your friends?
Advantages- you get replacement soon enough.
Disadvantage- she dumps your ass for your father!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by finestboy1: 9:34pm On Apr 22, 2010
. :p
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:35pm On Apr 22, 2010
Orikinla:

The 10th one you missed in your analysis is the best for every guy.

She is honest, but may not be Miss Perfect.
She will tell you the truth no matter what lies others tell you.
She does not tolerate nonsense.
She appreciates you and encourages you to be the best in your field.
She appreciates every gift you give her and also gives you too.
She respects you and your family and she is very proud of you.
She is The Virtuous Woman - Proverbs 31:10-31 and will make a good life partner.

She is the real deal.

I have known this kind of girlfriend in Miss. Somina Lawson-Jack, Chinwe Ilozulu and many others in Nigeria.
You just had to tell them about me abi? grin

Except dont give me a flower as a gift, the gift must me shiny/ and or encrusted in diamonds. . . . or some sort of transportation like a current BMW or Lexus. . . . if you want to be less selfish and more loving, a 5 bedroom mansion is also fine by me.
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 9:39pm On Apr 22, 2010
Amya:

[color=#006600][/color] there's one type of girl you missed out on Mr poster.
Ms selfish, She lives for herself and her self alone. No one else exists in her radar. She's not into all that love bullshit. She uses men as kleenex and dumps them afterwards. Synonyms, Selfcentered, heart wrecker, mean. You wanna bleep her friend? Go ahead, She fcuks ALL your friends?
Advantages- you get replacement soon enough.
Disadvantage- she dumps your backside for your father!
so what category do you fall into? I hope its not miss selfish embarassed embarassed
btw ur cute wink
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by chic2pimp(m): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2010
FL Gators:

You just had to tell them about me abi? grin

Except dont give me a flower as a gift, the gift must me shiny/ and or encrusted in diamonds. . . . or some sort of transportation like a current BMW or Lexus. . . . if you want to be less selfish and more loving, a 5 bedroom mansion is also fine by me.
Nah who dash you?Shiorrrrrrrrrr undecided
You ke? shocked tongue
Make I no disgrace you for hia ooo grin grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:36pm On Apr 22, 2010
chic2pimp:

Nah who dash you?Shiorrrrrrrrrr undecided
You ke? shocked tongue
Make I no disgrace you for hia ooo grin grin grin
Na God dash me. . . . Oluwa e se n o!!

kiss
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by chic2pimp(m): 10:46pm On Apr 22, 2010
Oluwamuoyande oya report to my bedroom as soon as possible tongue kiss
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:48pm On Apr 22, 2010
Wrong person. . . . lipsrsealed
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by chic2pimp(m): 10:50pm On Apr 22, 2010
No vex me oooo angry angry
Cuz if you do, your punishment will even be harder grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 22, 2010
Stop derailing threads up and down. . . . oniranu omo grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by chic2pimp(m): 10:58pm On Apr 22, 2010
Give papi a hug first then I'll stop tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2010
Who is this your papi sef? sad
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by chic2pimp(m): 12:30am On Apr 23, 2010
who else?
Ofcouse nah me nau wink smiley
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 12:32am On Apr 23, 2010
kiss kiss

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