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Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 12:00pm On Jul 30, 2010
**watches studio as he falls into the gutter**

grin grin
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 12:02pm On Jul 30, 2010
U mean sey efe na cat and u na rat?

Ch
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2010
why my name dey sweet u 4 mouth 2day embarassed
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2010
d guy is suffering from Cynthoney and Efe syndrome

grow up,boy!!! angry
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 12:12pm On Jul 30, 2010
like a moth to light

wherever he sees cythoney and / or efe. . .e go just run come

stud u too like woman sef!
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 6:19pm On Jul 30, 2010
my dear,wetin e go do,kwanu

na woman born am and na woman go kill am wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:30pm On Jul 30, 2010
so now una mean say na where Studio from come na dia e wan follow go
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 6:31pm On Jul 30, 2010
b4 nko,we dey talk from wetin we dey C wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:34pm On Jul 30, 2010
oh what a papa i have in studio!



For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 6:47pm On Jul 30, 2010
good one,bibs

i hope ur papa doesnt get to eat u one of these days wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:55pm On Jul 30, 2010
ha ha ha i'll just hide in his ba.lls and will be damn too heavy for him to carry
i weigh 180 kg grin
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 7:02pm On Jul 30, 2010
haba,ki na so ki kashe shi ne?

u wan kill am?!! grin
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 7:27pm On Jul 30, 2010
ya na so ya kashe kan shi dai


na ji dadi kin iya hausa wallahi
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 7:31pm On Jul 30, 2010
i na kwokari,ban iya so sei
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 7:42pm On Jul 30, 2010
kadan ya fi babu
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 8:45pm On Jul 30, 2010
Are we safe?

Boko Haram faithfuls.
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 8:51pm On Jul 30, 2010
African man with bad belle
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:04pm On Jul 30, 2010
Im not sure
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:06pm On Jul 30, 2010
where u from resurface?
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:08pm On Jul 30, 2010
My coven cool
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:11pm On Jul 30, 2010
i for like be the fourteenth winch o
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:13pm On Jul 30, 2010
You no resemble us na undecided
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:20pm On Jul 30, 2010
i'll take ya place then
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:24pm On Jul 30, 2010
I wont let you
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 1:23am On Aug 02, 2010
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 1:25am On Aug 02, 2010
A man makes a suggestion to his wife, "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"

His wife responds with, "Yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lay on the couch and watch TV."
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 6:31am On Aug 02, 2010
Enough bibs - no spoil my day with yo stale jokes abeg
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 7:29am On Aug 02, 2010
no be like papa like pikin?

y she no go gv stale jokes wen u be master of dem all tongue
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2010
see me see Studio local trouble o
u smoke sh.t?
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 1:33pm On Aug 02, 2010
Hehehehe bad gurls
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by cynthoney(f): 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2010
abeg,my sis,no mind am,na akamu e get 4 head,dey call am brain.
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 2:35pm On Aug 02, 2010
i sure say the akamu sef na water water own abi e don ferment

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