I dont tell lies- ok make i leave u to concentrate. Later na. *winks*

PLs leave dis place, smelling boi

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

The husband responded "When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision."

"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.

The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

Eyaaaaaaaaaaa

Bibs, your best is yet to come.

then do your good

I like yo jokes bibs-

thank u studio

Not even a kiss atleast Lol

i gave an invisible one but u missed it
wuhoooooo

Lol hhmm

bibs:

"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.

The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

Now, that's classic!! - I love it

Nice 1 Bibs

No be mistake o, I dont know why God chose me

Mtchew

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."

awwwwwwwwww


bt u jst gave dese guys opportunity 2 b runnin dia mouth o

thnks jare


anybody who runs mouth anyhow take note:
If u have nothing sweet to say, say nothing pls

Running our mouths cos we read a joke?!

Uncle maybe u did not comprehend it from our perspective
but i think she meant i've given guys opportunity to say bad about ladies. thank u

Studio CFR:

Mtchew

Na wa o , u dey vex

Lol- no my dear

u too laugh sef!

Phone rings in the house a little girl picks it up
"Hello" she says
"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answer
"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped.
"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey you haven't got an uncle Paul!"
"Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want you to do:
“Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy's car has just arrived at the gate."
"Ok daddy just a minute…"
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."
"What happened honey?"
"Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all."
"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad.
"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."
Really long pause this time…
Daddy says, "swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?"
"No, this is 486-5713. "
Sorry, wrong number…!!!

lmao

thanks for sharing a joke here Sholyins

Stale

Seen it b4. . .

Reposted Joke

Cynthoney shey my laughter dey choke u?
Enemy of joy. Lol




Efe, na me first post dat joke here for 1964

^^ Lol!!

Na so you 'ol reach Stud??

Me and yo pop na mate- no kidding.
I'm an old men but still looking young and sweet. Lol

*Old man*

hmmm. . .

okay in dat, I go dey give you even more respect than b/4. . .