Na u be the fowl wey hin yansh open na

clemcykul:

@efe
if u think am a woman no wahala, at least u bin trip for me

hehe - not quite babes

I don see your previous nland profile pic - b4 u change am (u fine no be small sha)

& by the way, how come u & bibs dey share the same old woman pic now?

i am innocent

lol


me share pics wit her? i go change am now now to my birthday picshur

I wan see *smiles*

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving, now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

WOW!!

That's good girl - keep 'em coming plssssssssssssssss

Okay Ben - np

thnx Benny

Ok

^^na so people dey receive slap wey them no bargain for

No mind dem-Pity dem jor.

Since u no get lawyer to defend u incase yo slap send person enter grave

Dickele, I'm confused.

uve always been

@Benny abi na Benjy whts wit ur name?
D1 was jst telling u wht my name is ok

Habibat or habitat?
Which one ? Cuz i never hear such name b4

Papa it depends on how well u read and which angle u r seeing it from
cos even 'Studio' could also become 'Stup.d' if u r looking at it from my angle

Aww i like it when u call me papa my beautiful daughter- may the gods of Nland bless u

Amen papa

Can u drive? Oya take my car key go drive my Golf4 come lets go Mr Bigg's

yes papa we can go and buy roasted corn as usual!

Bibs i'm proud of u- continue dey make peeps happy

Pappy its ur happiness dat matters, are u happy wif me?

he is not, try harder

@muki
why u open my yansh?

^^ Haba! Clems u still dey vex??

Ok, if it helps - I go try think of u as a man. . .

even though I know say u be daughter of Eve like me

bibs:


Pappy its your happiness dat matters, are u happy wif me?

thanks alot,,and yes i'm happy with you, Nothing do you at all

story

tatafo wetin be your pain for dis matter now?