Bibs is confused *faints*

^^ha!

gawd! I'm soooooooooo lurving dis thread 

**rushes to bibs and fans her**

Wake up babes. . .plsssssssss

I'm so sorry you had to see this. . .

Bibs wake up.

Cynthoney and Efe make una two no run oh- make i catch una two for dia, una go know sey AC no be FAN

if she no wake,pour her that hot water

that one go wake her by force!

as for Mrs Studio wey dey look for person wey e wan beat

e be like say e don 4get say we don cripple am

Women no fit cripple me cuz the creator don give me power over them.

No offence-
Just stating the fact.

cynthoney:

if she no wake,pour her that hot water

that one go wake her by force!

@Cynthoney, have a heart - the poor girl is in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrve with Stud na

**gently carries the poor child out of the room and to the porch**

**fetches her a cool drink of water and rubs her face with a sweetly fragranced face towel**

Stud,

nor follow me - I think you've caused enough damage for 1 day



@Cynthoney - nor let am escape from the room jo!

Cynthoney na chop alone oh - u wan leave only me and her alone for room.

She go finish all the energy wey i don conserve for you oh.

No say i nor tell u

incense!!! pikin dey love papa?!

God forbid,not on Nairaland

Studio,this is one of the reasons of ur craw craw

atrocities!!!

Studio CFR:

Cynthoney na chop alone oh - u wan leave only me and her alone for room.

She go finish all the energy wey i don conserve for you oh.

No say i nor tell u

No worry, she go chop remain 4 me - cynthoney nor let am escape o!

cynthoney:

incense!!! pikin dey love papa?!

God forbid,not on Nairaland

Studio,this is one of the reasons of your craw craw

atrocities!!!

Off my slippers u two - na mate?

Na since una dey share things with me i begin see craw craw.

Durty Durty

wetin i wan wear ur slippers do?

God forbid,craw craw no be my portion!!!

**places hand over mouth so as not to laugh**

**a little giggle escapes**

**giggles uncontrollably**

ROFLMAO!!

Jeez!!. . .abeg. . .no kill pessin with laff 4 hia!

**clutches her chest and desperately tries to breath**

But u get some for yan*sh na - i lie?

Ok wetin u dey use dat herbal soap dey do yesterday?

Studio CFR:

But u get some for yan*sh na - i lie?

Ok wetin u dey use dat herbal soap dey do yesterday?

we kept it for future purpose,

in case d babalawo wey we wan carry go wan use am gv u sacred bath

I jump am pass - dis one u just dey holla babalawo name anyhow for here, is dat what u do for living?

oh. . .OH. . OH      

I can't handle this!! - no more plssssssssss!!

**dies**

abeg oh,no die

Studio CFR:

I jump am pass - dis one u just dey holla babalawo name anyhow for here, is dat what u do for living?

i fit start am because of u

*opens eye gradually then coughs*
what happened? Where am i?

Where is everyone? 

My detractors at work again

who u dey call detractor?

as u be,wetin person wan detract for ur body so?

studio

your pikin don wake

oya go 'an hold her hands and comfort her

**bad, bad daddy**

Bibs come and give daddy a hug - how u dey?



Cynth and Efe- make una come go buy a bottle of beer for my daughter bibs

na u suppose buy drink for me

u no see all d work I do to wake the pikin up from im coma??!!

U dey craze oh,e be like say u no dey fear face!

if u talk again,i go make sure say ur pikin faint again!!

yeye papa!!!

No be waiting i dey pay u for be that?

c dis one,
hahaha
u reach to pay

come on go hide!!!

na d money wen im tiff

na im wan use take make payment

Me?
The kind money wey i get too big for thief.

I don upgrade - and na god be my sponsor.
Drex back enemies, cuz i dey come with cutlass.
No shaking

Oya pass!!

and try not to jam sotin on ur way out!

I think sey u no dey fear before

hw she go fear u?

u don hear where cat dey fear rat?

behave,my friend!!!