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| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 1:36pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
U try well well Mr O.J lol |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by sledge406: 3:51pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
 I been think say Freewilly na babe  Dat na lesbo @ work o |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 4:00pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Okija priest no consult me before using my name to write dat joke. Okija wey my royalty? |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by sledge406: 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^ Abeg die first and I promise to pay u d royalty |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 7:24pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
thief, comot jor, bad person |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 8:59pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Bros No vex o!! All our customers no gree buy ticket. Na free show dem dey. |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:07pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^ Lol na b'cos country harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd o!  |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 9:16pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Oya Let me bring it closer home. Maybe Efe fit smile this time, cos shes very difficult of impress & appologize to.  On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter 'U' was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!" Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied : "Abeg free that pastor matter jor!! You be pastor wey no dey follow the word of God abi?!" Perplexed the pastor asked what he meant. The officer then responeded: Shey you be pastor?! Priest: Yes Officer: Na ehn be say you suppose get bible for there, oya open Matthew Chapter 5, read verse 25 & 26 The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" N100 to his newly found "preacher". "End of service go in peace and sin no more", said the OC. |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:22pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Okija_juju: Not true  Heard this joke b/4 - right here in the Jokes Section  Really OJ - These are all reposted/recycled jokes!! or maybe - I've just got a good memory?? |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 9:26pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
ARGH!! I go vex go learn carpenter o! |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Nor vex - just try harder man. . . |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 9:33pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
I lyk da grandma and FREEWILLY ONE  |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 9:34pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
@ Chibaby: Thanks @ Efe: This one Nko?! BEFORE MARRIAGE, HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait. SHE: Do you want me to leave? HE: No! Don't even think about it! SHE: Do you love me? HE: Of course! Over and over. SHE: Have you ever cheated on me? HE: No! Why are you even asking? SHE: Will you kiss me? HE:Every chance I get. SHE: Will you hit me? HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person. SHE: Can I trust you? HE: Yes SHE: Darling! , AFTER MARRIAGE Now Read from Bottom to the top |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Vic2k3(m): 9:38pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Magnificent, a work of a genius. *clapping* |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 9:41pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Okija_juju: Now watchu say Efe?! |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:42pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Sorry OJ  It's been posted so many times that I recognized it before getting past the 2nd line Hiya Chi-baby, What's up??  |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 9:47pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^ AWWWWWW not again ur wearin ds dude out |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
@Efe jus saw yo holla . . Am aw'ryt bbe u??  |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 9:49pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Thats what she did and almost drove me into the arms of There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!" 1 Like |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 9:53pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t be on a honeymoon, nor would there be any “we” in the first place.” |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Now these are good - never seen or heard them b/4 Nice 1 OJ!! **Preferred the resturant joke sha** |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:59pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
chi-baby: I'm cool babes saw your lines on the Let's kill the English Language thread - would have loved to join you guys there but I think Efe's suffering from writer's block at the mo. |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by StudioCFR(m): 10:00pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
OJ i know sey one day u go make me proud |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 10:04pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^^ Lol @ Efe!! Argh!! Finally!! Efe you like my joke!! I don make am for this business be that. |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 10:07pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
If september 11th attack on U.S.A. was reffered to as,911.Then April 19th Election should be reffered to as 419 |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 10:09pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Okija_juju: Now whose being funny? Okija_juju: Good Point! But er. . .was there much rigging of the ballot papers OJ? |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by googles: 10:11pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Okija_juju: |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 10:18pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Finally ehn!! Una don start to laugh abi?!! @ Efe I no know o!! Na just the date I talk about o!! |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 10:20pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: lol writer's block how naa? dem no allow u post 4 dia again? |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by EfemenaXY: 10:25pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^Noooooooooooooo. . . I just meant that my brain has gone on erm. . .some sort of temporary break So, I can't think of anything witty or funny to post in there at the moment |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by chibaby5(f): 10:29pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^ ohh . . .was almost thinkin da MODs are on ya |
| Re: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by Okijajuju1(m): 10:35pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
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