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O ma se o . . . Coventry during WWII.
See the people pretending to declare war.

Memoirs of an unqualified failure

No be by power!!! 
Rio screams England's way back to football's dark ages.

4 Play:
Bombs only started raining on London a year after Britain declared war on Germany for invading Poland.Bombs were raining on Pearl Habor while the Yanks were playing ostrich.

The Yanks responded in the deadliest fashion ever known to mankind . . .   need me to remind you of the little man and the B-52 that brought Japan to its knees?
Everybody dey declare war Britain too dey declare . . . since when did dane guns start winning a war?  

4 Play:
As for football,who cares? Its not like baseball wey Yanks go organise with Japan and Mongolia and call it "World Series". Britain created a sport the entire world enjoys and which gives happiness to millions(except Arsenal fans)

see them o! Now they "dont care" . . . after "mighty" Russia and "world class" Croatia brought them back from the land of peter pan.

4 Play:
Yanks na NFL and baseball wey most people no dey interested in.Maybe they should start an American football world cup with the likes of Cuba and Tajikistan.

At least when it comes to games the yanks invented . . . they are the best at it.   Cant say the same for those subjects of an amnesic queen.

omoge is my city mate even though she's been hiding all this while.
Ojo ti mba mu e!

Where are these servants of the queen?

Shame of a nation:
The wally with the brolly cowers under a large sheet of shame, protecting himself from the dark clouds of failure as he sips from the cup of ignominous defeat.

4Play see your uncle Wally.

morenike09:
wait. . . elosela. . .what did UK do in the WWII sef ?

Wilt Chamberlain came back crying "peace in our time" just shortly before the Germans showed them the real "peace" by raining bombs all over London.

bawomolo:
http://www.euro2008info.com/groupe.htm

chai, na croatia and russia show them pepper

The yeye over-rated bunch of cry babies they call footballers could not even beat Russia in Moscow.
3 Lions indeed! More like 3 Cats.

bawomolo:
you guys aren't even that good in the sport u invented. football

at least they provide us crappy teams to laugh at.

See all these yeye people . . . una no get work abi?

Oga sam don vex.

4 Play:
Keep living on loans from the rest of the world.You owe $9 trillion and Bush will be borrowing to top it up to $10trillion.One day we will come for our money.

After u'll start crying that the US shld take u to the moon. Come for ur money now . . .

morenike09:
Oluwa o!! it's called time zone. olodo

How can the average briton know that?

eldee:
The average UK kid speaks two or more languages, now beat that

What's the difference between him and the average nigerian hawker? They too can proudly speak 2 or more languages . . .

this UK people using style to complain about their government wont leave us alone.
260 pounds for watching TV? No wonder Nollywood is free.

nwando:
how about transistor radios
una dey pay tax for that one too?
and road license to drive your renault down the buggy infested streets

How else do they get AD-free "quality programming"?

The Jackal:
Meanwhile, we pay TV license to watch uninterrupted quality programmes on BBC.
Have u ever wondered why BBC don't show commercial ads?
Our TV License has covered all that. . . . . . Talk about CLASS!!!!!

Paying taxes for a TV that is legally urs is slavery not class.

The Jackal:
Its the quality of life we live. . . .
Are u aware i also watch free NOLLYWOOD TV Channel on SKYTV if i get bored of over 50 movie channels on ma box?

nollywood movies a sign of good standard of living?

morenike09:
@Jackal
wetin 4Him do you sef? you dey jealous of the bro? otito, ko to be

ignore the idiot. I no longer have time for immature fools on whom humor is lost.

4 Play:
Look at something as simple as broadband.The US has one of the lowest broadband usage in the developed world.I wonder where this US technological superiority can be demonstrated.

go and invent ur own internet then come back talking about broadband . . . yeye people.

Imani:
It depends on what type of technology you are talking about. How can a country that co-develop the Concorde, not have the necessary technological prowess.

And which junkyard did you people park that white elephant called the Concorde? How many Boeing aircraft is the BA using? Una no get shame.  

Imani:
By the way, when next are the US going to be asking for more troops for the "coalition led war" . I thought you guys were capable by yourselves.

Well its not like the US is begging u, when another 7-7 hits u then u'll wake up from ur slumber.

eldee:
@4him
He's talking bout the average american not 'Kyle XY'

even kyle XY una no get.

The Jackal:
@ Morenike09,

You don't geddit, do u?
What we are saying here is the average AMERICAN is the dumbest in the developed world.
An average BRIT knows the world around him. . . . knows about EU, knows about other countries.
Blimey. . . . . Paris Hilton didn't know who Tony Blair was 2 years ago. . . . . She asked: Is he a movie actor?

Technologically the UK is NO MATCH for the US. So much for this country being filled with dumb people.
When next are u people coming to borrow more cruise missiles?

4 Play:
Lets not forget that the UK is part of a larger entity called the EU.Paris is 1 hour away from here with lovely French African chics.If you want to indulge yourself in some legitimate weed smoking,you can pop into Amsterdam(not that I'm interested)
What do they have to compare with Mallorca and Barcelona? These people don't know any better.

this is the only reason i rate the UK. Proximity to other parts of western Europe, we've only got Mexico, Cuba, Aruba and Canada here.

Yanga Rat!

Yanga Rat:
Abeg First Officer, follow me drop landing gear, and give me Flaps 30. Na down we dey go so, and no mistake ask me any foolish question if you no want recieve dirty slap wey go leave tyre-mark like Ibadan man own for ya mouth this evening.

Nonesense. God punish MTN.

See this island pple making noise.
Wait until the Saudis cover ur tiny strip with mosques.

4 Play:
As for those talking of crime.The US has 3 times the murder rate of the UK. A woman is at least 6 times more likely to be raped in the US than in the UK. . . .are people in the US that Hot? The US also has higher levels of sexual assault.

Population-wise the US is 5 times larger than the UK so this is expected. Its just like gloating over a fact that a family of 9 have less to eat than a family of 2.

The Jackal:
Are u saying u don't know an average american is dumb?
Ask em where Nigeria is  and most of em will tell u its in Europe.
Most of em don't even know there's an anutha country apart from the USA.

I thot so too until i realised an important point. The USA is the most powerful and the most recognised nation on earth. If she sneezes the UK catches a terrible cold. While the Yanks are busy launching rockets and astronauts to space the UK is there begging to be allowed into a joint US-UK space program.
Was it not the French and Brits who built the Concorde - the largest air fantasy of all time?  
I'm sure you know no one can do without Boeing.

Ah did i also remind you the US army invented the very internet u are using to type nonsense, jackal?   No be una fault . . .

Last season at the emirates for Bendtner and Eboue

morenike09:
@4Him,  
so rumors are now going around about how you make ends meet!! mogbe!! what next!! rumors about Seun getting married

Have no fear. Rumor peddlers have a chip on their shoulders.  

See the Brits making noise . . . very soon in the near future it will become the Isla'mic United Kingdom.

The Jackal:
Somebody like 4Him works 3 jobs to make ends meet. . . . Pathetic!!!!!!

speaking from experience?

The Jackal:
@ 4Him,

You are clueless. . . . .
Lest i forget, have u got health insurace?

I havent used it once . . . u want it?  

1. The UK has a large Nigerian society with benefits such as: Nigeria food, clubs, parties

Why leave Nigeria in the first place?

Joe and Peter lives 8 hours away with +4 hrs time difference . . . . Is that a place i want to stay in?
Unlike the compact UK where i can visit anywhere at any time without taking me own car.

You shld have stayed in Nigeria. There Joe and Peter live 8 minutes away with no time difference. Besides Joe and Peter dont have to put up with endless rain.

morenike09:
am not sure about people. . .but this is MY view:
. to have legitimate partner
. father for my children
. someone to talk to, someone who will stay there and listen, no matter how i nag
. someone to wake up to in the morning, and rest assured he'll be there in the night
. someone you can get mad at but will never walkout on me
. someone to love me for who i am and what i'll become
. someone to share my account with
. someone i can trust and trust to be honest
. someone i can call mines even when he's embarrassing
. someone i love/ loves me equally/ loves my children

more reason i wish to keep to myself

Nwam . . . u deserve all these and more.

JayFK:
you've obviously not read the whole argument. She claims its valid why? because the bible says so. What does that imply?

you've obviously not been following our argument either. You claim its invalid why? Because YOU say so? What are you implying?