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nwando:
they have thread ?
abeg post the link.
Make I go bank, come

Nwam, the thread left me with tears in my eyes.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=124460.msg2122394#msg2122394

Congrats hotstepper and Da Junta.

nwando:
Really!!!!!!!!!!
hotstepper met a suitor on nairaland?
no wonder she suddenly changed her name and avoided all the males on the Igbo thread,our regular meeting spot.

no be lie o.   I just read their thread now . . . love is in the air. Da Junta must have fallen for the babangida gap tooth.
Nairaland don try. Whose next?

hotstepper na fine girl o . . .

nossycheek:
I don't see what make you think that I am out to dupe you or something like that. I will be glad to see them married and have my PEACE at home. Life with them around is better imagined than witnessed. They are not bad but the fact that they are living with me (mate to the younger and junior to the elder) make them frustrated and they tend to overstep their boundaries.

They live with you??   Including the one that is 39?
Na wa o.

i'm puzzled. How do they stay so long without being married?

stillwater:
Are you not the one praising God for some mystery girl just now, abegi Un soak your garri and spill the beans

The Lord has taken away the pain.  
As for beans spilling, it aint gonna happen dear.

Sorry about the not having children aspect. I think u shld be asking if ur family can cope with that.
Its tough managing diabetes, i'm not sure u want to do that all ur life.

Forget the "racial comment", we all say things we dont mean in the heat of the moment. I'd expect that you sat her down when u'd calmed down and told her how hurt u were by that statement . . . if she truly loves u she'll make sure not to repeat it again.

morenike09:
@david
hmmm!! see why they told you to keep an eye on that potbelly? for a man your stature^5ft, it's not good na

see example of bad belle people. 

morenike09:
_{am still waiting for the spilled beans o}

beans wey i don chop follow am with garri. 

Pele o J-girl . . .

@ stillwater . . . e pain me o.

Start by altering your birth certificate to read 13.

®~^Sly^~®:

. . . . . . . findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD

my brother, God go do your own too.  

nwando:
To God be the glory.
did you move from Rochester
how you take see am?

My lips are sealed for now.  
have patience . . . bad people wan hear.  

nwando:
Eziokwu!
na arrangee?

for where? He that findeth a wife . . .

Is Danity old wine (member) in new bottle (ID)?

Stillwater rejected our advances . . . no shaking, the Lord shall provide. But still why now?

nwando:
If she's a black girl,all the best
If she's a white girl may she do you 419!

Na correct naija chic o! 
Burger and chicken parmesan don tire me.

nwando:
BIKONU I hope they're of age
I don't want to  bail out anyone

I only play the over-18 championships.  
Me sef dey chase one small chicken o . . . abeg make una wish me luck.  

debosky:
@ 4Him

she get fine sister wey I fit hook you up with

U be correct man.  

debosky:
I still dey single and searching. . .make no pesin burn my cable for hia -

Oga that woman fine no be small . . . if u dey single and searching abeg dash me.

nwando:
is it that morenike girl that you people have been fighting over

not at all.  
Hotfunmi ke?   Oga Debo like better thing o.

nwando:
He's the sugar in my tea
The jelly on my bread
I love Mr Nwando
Mr Nwando loves me

ur reception hymn?  

Debo's real wife is small and cute.  

®~^Sly^~®:
It was a decoy. . .Nwando is a very wise and Cunning lady. . .
She was trying to divert the attention of all Nairaland's cute babes out of Debosky's way so that she could have him all to herself. . .
How smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debo don marry . . .   and it aint Nwando.

debosky:


and those ones are fast disappearing too. . .I heard nwando's bakassi is big enough to put plate+fork and knife on

Is that true? I always pictured Nwando was on the slim side. Chineke.

arianne:
my dear, times are tough but tofa is tougher. yeah, u can have a meaningful and dependable relationship as friends with females but it takes awhile because women are sublime and can create a surface pesonality, once u guys can get past that phase she becomes like a sista to you, but with guys its easy .its either he's asking u out, dying to ask you out or as accepted his luck as a buddy . it makes the ride alot easier. besides, having guys around makes you learn a thing or two about the male folk.

maybe the guys u've been meeting. There are tons of guys who are only interested in you as a buddy. Been down that road before . . .

Males - a lot of acquaintances and a select circle of buddies.
Female - if u need someone who will listen to u, give u genuine advice without judging you then a female is the place to go. The only problem with this situation is that most often than not you may end up with the unpleasant task of having to tell her she doesnt mean much more than a close friend to you.

integration was the main reason i withdrew from advanced maths class in high school.
Too confusing.

Pls show us your own!

EloSela:
@4Him

Britain did a lot in both wars and the rest of the world should be thankful to them. However you are the one who brought WWII into the equation about the USA saving the world and you have only managed to back that up with hyperbole so don’t start asking questions now when you should really go away to think about what the Americans really did in the war.

Anyway you get sense small, at least you like baked beans!

Ever heard of "little man"?   How can? You people think wars are won using dane guns, fire hoses and chariots?

See this and cover your eyes in shame . . .

London in ruins, House of Commons bombed to ashes . . . and yet they claim to have been declaring war . . .
With fire hoses?

4 Play:
I am the best at the "Throwing and Catching Game". . . .afterall,I'm about the only person interested in this game.

When was the last time the US won any basketball international tourney?No be US invent am?

At least the US is not clinging to some pyrrhic victory that occured in 1966.