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Psalm 53 v 1

A fool says in his heart " there is no God"

What Basketmouth doesn't realize is that, had such joke been shared in front of audience, only the joke would have been deciphered immediately. Now when same joke is written, it will be subjected to different interpretation especially those who has never had the opportunity to know his personality. Social Media is a very slippery and dangerous platform. Its waiting at a future date to bite some for whatever they might have posted innocently now.

Money doesn't change people, what it does is releases those characters poverty imprisoned.

ignorance will drown you in life challenges, knowledge will keep you afloat.

seyiade26:
I am here. PM me...

Good afternoon. can i have your email please

Good day,

i am in search and urgent need of a mql5 coder who can help write an expert advisor on the mql5 platform for a fee. can anyone link me up.

Thank you.

I still can't figure who did this to us

opribo:
Its simple, one of them must have agreed to tplerate the bullsh1t of the other no matter what happens but more importantly is thst they both understand themselves.

This is the only secret to long lasting relationship.

it's simply madness to pay such for a nursery school. SHEER MADNESS.

Good day

i am new on this thread and i am here to pitch an idea i have been working on for months but just seems not able to make enough profit from the various combinations have been able to come up with.
I am of the school of thought That small but guaranteed consistent returns are better than a long chance one off hit.
i made use of a betting calculator using the dutching method.
Let me explain what it is am trying to do. (Basically what i am trying to do is find that mutually exclusive betting events within a match). Let me give 2 examples of the various methods i have been able to come up with.
1) Let's take say Man City Vs Chelsea: if in the betting options of 1st half, i choose X(draw) and in the HT/FT i choose X/1 and X/2. The only option left open is if the match after 90 minutes ends in a draw, this narrows the draw options to 1-1 or 2-2 or 3-3 (which can rare) in correct score options cos if it's 0-0, you would have won with 1st half draw. Now the catch is if all the odds for these betting options are inputted in the dutching calculator all the additions should not be more than 1 but less. This will guarantee a return however small depending on what is staked.

2) Let's take any match. I choose the even options in the odd/even betting options, this covers all the scoreline that ends in even number even the notorious 0-0, i will then choose the 5 goals in the total goals betting options, leaving 1 and 3 goals to cater for, which are either taken in correct score or DC & /NG depending on what you think the most likely outcome will be and like mentioned earlier all odds when inputted in the dutching calculator must be less than 1. You will only lose this bet if there are total of 7 or 9 goals, my problem with this method is choosing between 1 and 3 goals, because if you choose the two, the returns is reduced if at all there is a positive return.

So i am here to beg if anyone can come up with a combination that yield better returns, remember it's not an accumulator method.

Thank you.

The inability of Nigerians to keep to a lane on the road is an actual reflection of what the brain is doing at that time, switching between left and right hemisphere involuntarily.

can't say with certainty, but what i can say with certainty is never let your first charge of a new phone be with a Power bank.

On the China-Nigeria Yuan deal, Adétòmíwá Adétòmíwà Writes

Lol! See my people, see jubilation over China-Nigeria deal. Nigerians are jubilating over $2b loan from China and the so called Yuan trading deal. It is not unusual for people to jubilate over food that will hurt their stomach, but it is unfortunate to see medical doctors celebrating agbo jedi.
China want to borrow us 2 billion dollars, but they want to give us in Yuan and not the dollar itself.

They are not handling us cash, but service exchange; meaning if we want to buy iron rod, we buy it from Chinese company and they pay the company on our behalf. If we want to construct railway, they will construct it for us and take the money out of the loan. In the end, we are bound to award contracts to them, cutting out competition from others and fairplay to others(non Chinese company can't bid or compete to reduce the cost.) They get to value the contract and determine the price, meaning they can sell something worth 200 Naira for N2000 and we don't have a choice 'cos it is on credit.

The worst of it is that China want us to pay back in dollars, that is not all, we are moving our foreign reserve to fake currency(Yuan) a currency that is manipulated openly by the Chinese government. Did anyone ask Lamido Sanusi what happened to some of our reserve he moved to Yuan few years ago? They sold us Yuan at 4 to a dollar, only to devalue their currency few weeks latter to 9 Yuan per $.

Many Nigerians don't know that even Chinese company don't want yuan, nobody want it, Chinese foreign reserve is in dollars, China is the largest holder of US bond, they want dollars by all means.

Also, China have more lobbyists in Washington DC than any other nations on earth, begging Washington politicians to always make policy in their favour, how can such country save us from USD?

Has anyone asked why China hasn't built any refinery in Nigeria?? They have the money, they want the profit, but never did it.

If China does anything against Washington interest in Nigeria, USA have too much political power over China, they will just tell them not to do it. China will continue to inflate the contract price, refuse to complete the project and deceive us further.
I don't blame Chinese leaders for trying to scam us, I blame our leaders for not being smart enough. What do you expect when you have political hacks negotiating on behalf of Nigeria against smart professionals from China.

I was thinking Nigeria political leaders will do research about Chinese lobbyists in Washington and understand the interest they are protecting before believing in Chinese version of Trojan horse.
We are the only one that can help ourselves, let's implement true federalism system and free market. Development is a culture and not a product, we can't buy it no matter how much money we have or borrow.

sophiadfirst:
no brother thats not how mathematics is been done, is not because is called bodmas u now be throwing away signs and be inventing signs u think is required at each stage. no that's not it. work with what u have not what u think is suppose to be there.
At ur multiplication stage u just threw away the minus sign in front of the 1 and then went and invented it back at ur subtraction level because u ve reached stage of subtraction shee?
just clear urself about signs and how it is being used ,shee u know that
1 + 6 - 0 = 6 - 0 + 1

Noted. Thanks

using BODMAS

() of / x + -

6 -1 x 0 + 2 / 2

No (), No of
Next is division (/) so 2/2 = 1
so = 6 - 1 x 0 + 1
Next is multiplication (x)
1 x 0 = 0
so 6 - 0 + 1
Next is Addition (+)
0 + 1= 1
Next is subtraction (-)
6 - 1 = 5

Ans = Five (5)

I doubt if APC will be able to achieve much in the next four years as i foresee the party spending the whole time bickering and settling never ending in-fighting.

A new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and
care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensive
items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form
a sexy Opaque surface area.
(2)Very
Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Black
berry, and
Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl(AG) tries to take
her BF by Substitution
reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair
or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
100,000 degree Naira...chemistry for u!!

The achievements of Buhari/Idiagbon regime though mainly attributed and credited to Buhari, was due to Idiagbon's efforts. Buhari is naturally slow to act or react.

Get ready for an intresting 4 years

Sex to men is not a want, it is a need. A wife need to reject a husband sexual overtures 3/4 times to send the man to look for it elsewhere.

Miles Munroe.

She will later now be like am searching for a husband.

Like all desired to be rich, but not all will be rich. The same goes for marriage.

Scarcity of husband is directly proportional to the unemployment level in the country divided by the meager salary being paid to those already in employment

game 1 : postpone election / √ / winner PDP

games 2 : Sack Jega / work in progress /

game 3 : Election perceived free and fair but rigged seamlessly / finishing touches to plan.

welcome to Nigeria.

Ashewo will always be an ashewo

when the shit hit the fan, they all with their tongue wagging will be nowhere to be found.

PDP is laying the foundation for the court case they plan to have when they lose the election, come February.

Obviously the saying that, the older one gets the more senile one might become is true.

Hell is leaking heat seriously.

What is an unemployed guy suppose to use in getting married and take care of a home.
Scarcity of husband is directly proportional to the unemployment level in the country divided by the meager salary being paid to those already in employment.

Hachiko : A dog story.

We underestimate children's brain power. The greatest gift you can give your child(ren) is to teach them how to play chess game as early as possible and limit their television time.

These people actually believe Nigerians' names are Mufu and Sule.