₦airaland Forum

Looool Amin Jesu!

heendrix:
Lord not Lort

mistake shall not be ur lot o....say amen

Hian Nawa oh she’s just doing her job na

So that’s means everyone should start showing off their breast, yansh and other assets just to thank the Lort.
Just say you’re a thirst trap seeking attention, nobody will beat you after all they’re are many of your type on the internet
Nice baddadonk by the way.

Lmaoo
This is the kind of thread broke idiots would love. Look at them already, opening their smelly mouths Better go and hustle and make money
At the topic, It’s not just about ending up dead with your breast and vagina torn out
They don’t even have to kill you. They just have to sleep with you and collect your akaraka(destiny) and you’ll end up an efulefu (unfortunate) which is even a worse fate than death. How would you be alive and be utterly useless? Death is even better.

Olalan:
Really, sometimes when I pass through those selling these okirika stuffs and see some ladies patronizing them looking Posh and classy, am baffled at how they look down on broke guys who try approaching them. Really many girls live fake lives and only foolish guys would want to go overboard to please them or match their fake standards
They call it packaging thou....

Bikini wax

For once in your life see how you made sense

DrinkLimca:
So because his daughter is married to you..

A proud father can't buy gifts for his daughter again...

The husband should know that the Father inlaw is rich Even before he got married to the girl.. A real husband should be happy for his wife..

He will have to deal with it for the rest of his life, the best he can do is man up and be richer than the Father inlaw, so next time, the father inlaw will have no need to buy a car for his daughter because the husband can do all that..

I have two younger sisters that I love More than life itself and nothing will stop me from buying the whole world for them Even if they are already married or not..

Family over everything...

no woman on earth can take the place of my sisters.. and i mean it..

Not after everything we have been through..

modified and Note: if you are a lady reading this and will probably be my future wife tomorrow, don't be scared, my sisters are good and God fearing ladies..

I will love you as I love them..

Broke man mentality
What manner of bad belle is this? He simply doesn’t want his wife to drive a better car than him. That’s how most Nigerian men are, insecure pieces of shît. But I’m sure if they’d give him the car, he’ll accept it and even lick the father in law’s feet
He probably doesn’t even have any car of his own. I don’t know why men are sha intimidated by women who are better off than men. You only find this behavior among broke men sha A father cannot gift his precious daughter a nice car in peace again. Nawa oh

I will never let a Nigerian man press me like that.

Which one is Snapchat generations again

RentedReality:
Poor girl

That is the danger facing the Snapchat generation - the love of vanity and all that glitters

If she held on to her values as tightly as that top, she'd probably still be alive

My prayers nonetheless

How many times do you hear such stories? They’re rare! But that of Nigerian men raping everything rapeable including animals is always on the front page at least once a day. So go figure

zynzyn:
Which Nigerian men have u interacted with?

Did u hear of the Nigerian grandmother in Agege who after smoking the same weed she sells, stabbed an 18 year old boy to death because he refused 2 sleep with her??!

Real Story!!

What would u say if that boy was your brother, or your son??

Falconry or whatever you call yourself, shut up and sit down with that your tiny useless dick. Anu ofia. Are you done posing for pictures in your oga’s office?

SULTANALAUDDIN:
[color=#7000BC] Who is this Hoe? [/color]

That’s all Nigerian men know how to do. Whip their tiny dicks out and rape children boys and girls, and women. Very despicable and disgusting bunch! Spits!

Unintelligent dolt! You don’t even realize the stupid point you’re making. For not causing a scene, you tag her as “too intelligent to be Nigerian ” but if she had created one, that means she’s dumb abi? Because her useless man cheated? I pity whoever that’s unfortunate to end up with you.

mazimee:
Actually, you missed the point, but that's not my problem.

Shut up your stupid mouth you useless Nigerian man! I’ve read this story severally in the past, must you lie! What’s your aim in doing this? Thunder split you into half there!

Emmahunk:
Sounds really weird. Wouldn't have believed it myself if not that I watched this too strange to be true drama play out in a popular joint in Warri.

Cut it na to your perfect size. It’ll benefit both of you because most men think with their pricks but when the thing is reduced, he’d think with his brain more plus he won’t even be able to cheat on you sef.

By the way this useless story is as fake as most people on Nairaland. I’ve heard it several times before. Nairalanders are such filthy liars tufiakwa!
And for all the dumb, smelly and ugly lame excuses of men hailing the woman, amadioha will bend all your pricks one after the other. That’s the kind of stories you thrive on. Where the woman subdued herself and didn’t react in the normal way in front of the useless husband!
You’re all unfortunate and your wives/future wives are even more unfortunate.
I pray God doesn’t curse me with a Nigerian husband such as y’all. You’re all revolting! Tufiakwa!

May all the legendary gods of thunder twist that your putrid mouth to the side!
I swear Nigerian men are so disgusting it’s so sickening! So that cursed son of a filthy swine she calls her husband cheats on her and her new born, she reacts in a calm manner and all your empty vapid brain could process to say is she’s too intelligent? For not causing a scene and embarrassing that useless excuse of a man. It’s obvious you’re in the same category as him. What you tag as intelligent is not calling out a useless philandering man but being very quiet and subtle about the whole situation just shows your dumb and stupid you are yourself. Nonsense!

mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

She’s in urgent need of a breast reduction.

Lmao such early morning foolishness.
Everyone’s now suddenly team air force though
Airforce1, don’t let this mumu op deter you from going to work today. Continue with your hustle. You’ll finally blow some day.

Sister it has increased by only by half and not one.

These are the kind of friends I need in my life.
What will it take to be Davido’s friend? I just want to be his friend, nothing else..

ARE you sure that’s not a mannequin?
That’s a regular sex doll. Sex dolls have been around for a very long time but the reason why their popularity soared recently is because of the new and greatly improved models being created. They are more realistic, “smarter”, can speak, have “emotions” and so on.

I hope they break up

Get your facts right before you’ll come and be embarrassing yourself

creepsyme:
Ewwooo Tom West dat died in plane crash... heeyyy nairaland ooooo.....

Lol well for me, CFA loading

Gaddemit!!! Is it humans or aliens that created this?! Most spectacular car I’ve seen!

40m?
You must be a joker
Even Dangote cannot buy Nairaland
I remember when he placed a bid on Nairaland
And Seun offered to sell for N25b
And Dangote took to his heels
Meaning he wasn’t willing to give up Nairaland
And here you are offering what he probably earns in a month
The question is, are you even able to afford three square meals in a day

Office romance? Bad idea!

Oh thank you so much for the kind words Debbie.

makydebbie:
After all my agidi sef, the whole breakup issue made me fall very sick. I can relate hun, break up and letting go is so fvcking hard. You'll get over him, take care.




Chai, I can totally relate. Get busy hun, you won't remember how time flies when you do. You'll be fine.

My mind is already made up although I hope I don’t waver my resolve...

Wiziman:
Goddyviva or wetin, who do you this thing? Remove pride and reason with him he will consider..