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Career / Re: Is It Possible For OND Holder To Earn Upto 80k Per Month? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 6:20pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
Yeah, it is. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help by 53cur3m0d3(m): 5:06pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
Oma307:It means you entered her bakery Zolo style, ate all the loaves of bread lilwill style, and proceeded to demolish the baking machinery OtunbaPhemie style |
Family / Re: My Friend Needs An Advise Please by 53cur3m0d3(m): 4:54pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
Concerned Nairalanders, Here's the sequel to this thread.. www.nairaland.com/2708508/wife-beats-me-up-when/ |
Romance / Re: My Wife Beats Me Up When Ever We Have Misunderstanding... Please Advise by 53cur3m0d3(m): 4:51pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
NenyeJay: If I may, who are you to the OP? You seem to know a lot about this issue. |
Romance / Re: - by 53cur3m0d3(m): 4:45pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
fullstreets: Why don't you? You no like beta thing? |
Romance / Re: Child Naming Ceremony ,please Give This My Neigbour's Child A Name by 53cur3m0d3(m): 4:00pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
firstEVA: richidinho: firstEVA: Like an Onion, your beauty in layers makes me shed tears |
Romance / Re: Where Nigeria Belongs In World Sex Satisfaction Index by 53cur3m0d3(m): 3:58pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
lilwill:Proudly Nollywood ... Now get back to work, will ya? |
Romance / Re: Where Nigeria Belongs In World Sex Satisfaction Index by 53cur3m0d3(m): 3:19pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
lilwill: I helped you woo you first gf, remember? And I had to give her a gift from underneath my boxers |
Programming / Re: Bouncing Back After My Last Startup Ended Abruptly. by 53cur3m0d3(m): 3:16pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
fanwosu:Expect me |
Romance / Re: 3 Simple Steps To Giving A Mind-blowing ‘Mouth Action’ by 53cur3m0d3(m): 3:13pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: Oh! U caught me but this is crazy U've got my number So call me maybe |
Romance / Re: What Is Love? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:31am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Love is .... Even Google is still searching 17 years on |
Romance / Re: I Have Been Traumatized Into Thinking I'm Ugly? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:29am On Nov 04, 2015 |
You're just insecure 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pls Huz..caption Dis Baby Photo.. Or What Did D Baby See? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:27am On Nov 04, 2015 |
the boy prolly saw maamy licking daddy's anus |
Romance / Re: Where Nigeria Belongs In World Sex Satisfaction Index by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:25am On Nov 04, 2015 |
lilwill:okay, 0,7% for me, 0.3% for you. that does it |
Romance / Re: Bring Back My Hellen!!! by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:22am On Nov 04, 2015 |
mrhollu: Pls visit Google Play and download the latest version of Candy Crush. Next time, have a backup you eegit! |
Romance / Re: Where Nigeria Belongs In World Sex Satisfaction Index by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:18am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Make that 68%, I account for the increment |
Romance / Re: - by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:14am On Nov 04, 2015 |
U want the baby back, huh? |
Romance / Re: 3 Simple Steps To Giving A Mind-blowing ‘Mouth Action’ by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:09am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Lagmostkuit & Kemmia, Coman learn how to do it to me next time |
Romance / Re: Child Naming Ceremony ,please Give This My Neigbour's Child A Name by 53cur3m0d3(m): 10:59am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Is the baby's dad a Chelsea supporter? Cos for the past two months, na so their face dey be. By the Power vested on me by the OP, I hereby name him The Angry One 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Wife Beats Me Up When Ever We Have Misunderstanding... Please Advise by 53cur3m0d3(m): 10:50am On Nov 04, 2015 |
The bible says it is better to stay on the roof than in same house with a nagging wife. But it's obvious you can't even climb a roof with your yeye 6 bones, and even if you do, she'll climb up there and still beat you like snake wey dem no dey chop. It's November 5 today OP, have this new year resolution for 2016; Welcome her into the New Year with Gidigbo fight . Or if you no fit arrange her with ordinary eyes, buy "cause trouble ", igbo, tramadol and ..... Or just run for your life, she could be possessed with the strength of 6 lions. WTF! How long has this been going on again? Idowuogbo, abeg come help me give this OP brain-reset slap. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Advise Please: Did She Just Use Me To Get Over Her Heart Break?? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 10:29am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Unstable chics everywhere these days |
Programming / Re: Bouncing Back After My Last Startup Ended Abruptly. by 53cur3m0d3(m): 10:05am On Nov 04, 2015 |
fanwosu:So if I asked you on Amadesk, you wouldn't? |
Programming / Re: Hiring Programmers by 53cur3m0d3(m): 1:21am On Nov 04, 2015 |
How about you hire me to hire all those programmers you want? I can also get you Nigeria's programming Native Doctor. 3 Likes |
Programming / Re: Nigerias First Major Social Network by 53cur3m0d3(m): 1:16am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Nigerians have a lot of Social strain currently on them and creating a Social network isn't just what we need right now. Anyways, if your implementation is right, then you're about to make it bigger than LIB or NL. |
Programming / Re: Bouncing Back After My Last Startup Ended Abruptly. by 53cur3m0d3(m): 1:13am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Wish you could share how and why your startup ended abruptly like you put it. Kudos 1 Like 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Writers Needed For A Blog by 53cur3m0d3(m): 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
I've got a perfect fist. I wrote countless love letters while in secondary school. I can write fluently in the following languages; Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, PHP, JavaScript, Java, C#, RoR, Python amongst a host of other Procedural languages. I can also write the 26 alphabets in Hindi and Swahili. How much you wan pay? 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment With The Opposite Sex by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:03pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
Thunderlicious: That a** tho |
Romance / Re: pregnancy saga:who is responsible by 53cur3m0d3(m): 10:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
The motherphocking semen that fertilized her egg |
Programming / Re: Hotels.ng Hackathon by 53cur3m0d3(m): 1:29am On Oct 31, 2015 |
FincoApps:Sent bro |
Programming / Re: Hotels.ng Hackathon by 53cur3m0d3(m): 11:17pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Una just dey make me laugh this night especially Native Doctor HTML. @FincoApps, can I send you a pm? At the Hackathon, there was the Andela team and the MEST team. Also, individual programmers participated. |
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