thought it read, "guys only" how come all these Fs?

I pretended i wasn't interested in d 53x thing as if my life depends on loving her, at long last i came n she came, came, came etc.

Ileke-IdI:

Hi buddy,

se o wa? You just ran off like that! Explain o.

Your profile pix is so weird, OMG

Hey sweetheart,
Mo wa pa buddy. You nko sweetie se o n bounce?, . . . lol
Serious it is? . . . .
What were you doing there ? . . . . .It was uploaded to scare haters away . . .lol
I called ur No . . .But no respo . . .I knew you were . . . . .lol

Mygoldie:






nah they can't.

I wiould direct them to your address . . .If you don't stop hating me!

Idowuogbo:

hmmm , she seats in d congregation eating popcorn

Amebo!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . .I need some privacy pls . . . .

I no fit yarn am for here.

She no wan gree make i enter, she say na 4 the one wey go marry am.i don tyre.but she dey gri make i browse.

It was in doffice.
It happens dat d1st time i was at dfirm it was dis fleshy &sexy lady i met as dcustomer care, &i promisd myself i must 4uck her if i shld join dfirm.
I was later taken, afterward i wooed her but she refused bluntly, dat am not in her class.
We were on it 4 2yrs, eventually she agreed, &when we startd nko, shakara don end
We 4uckd at anywhere, anytime,anyhow. Even we happen 2b d1st 2always resume so as 4uck b4 working.

Why do I have a feeling that Koyoke talking about a particular Nairalander? Hmm, whatever!

Men are such liars,

D-sense:

Hey sweetheart,
Mo wa pa buddy. You nko sweetie se o n bounce?, . . . lol
Serious it is? . . . .
What were you doing there ? . . . . .It was uploaded to scare haters away . . .lol
I called your No . . .But no respo . . .I knew you were . . . . .lol

Bounce? Well, I try not to, I have nothing on me that can bounce.
Ohh that was you?
Dude, 10am is soo early. I was still sleeping.

Hmmm something interesting is going on here, wat men can do for punny. Cant wait to read from Mr cock

graychuks:

She no wan gree make i enter, she say na 4 the one wey go marry am.i don tyre.but she dey gri make i browse.

Which one again bi browse?

dayokanu:

I no fit yarn am for here.

Yarn am oh, i want hear

Some revelations

I remember having to fake pain and shed crocodile tears so this jambite girl could agree.

She'll let me do everything else except the main thing. Of course she also wanted it but was scared.

So I had to school her on the effects of necking and not releasing - the balls start to ache real bad.

I guided her hands there and let her feel they were indeed swollen.

So. she agreed out of pity and we did it!!

Ahhhh, poor girl! So she doesn't know men don't deserve pity!

I remember the first time I heard the word 'papraism'! Like I care about how much it hurts . . . . that's probably the general idea!

If you can't keep you hands to yourself then get an erect1on at your own peril!

[size=14pt]it was not easy she let me reach the promise land several times but she didn't allow me entrance and this happens for days ,i tried getting her to reach that heavenly hieght wey if a girl reach she go "pour" yeah she reached it several times but when ever she reach that height she always beg me not to take advantage of her.i kept playing gentle guy and every time i wil go home to suffer the pains that will come from the root of me third leg (dickson da great).but one day as i show face she started the normal journey to the promise land i told her am not interested she begged me to join her in the journey i told her point blank am not interested till she promised i will enter the promised land (kai i grabbed her like a wounded lion and gave her the rid of her life)[/size]

And u think u finally 'got' her?

^^^^^^^ i don enter the promise land thats the most important if she wan change heart by this time its all good i will try another country visa

[size=28pt]but this na men's only thread abeg if u know you are F abeg delete from this thread
OR, [/size]

m.orons

No wonda. . .i guess it gets dstributd weekly

my turn to do what horn. . .

Ok m.oron *winks*

Naija girl? Join her church, the rest is quite easy really.

LOL@ The amount of women on the "male only' thread.

^^^

It only proves y'all cant do without us

Mrs, Eve:

Why do I have a feeling that Koyoke talking about a particular Nairalander? Hmm, whatever!

Men are such liars,

hhhhmmm Maybe, I dont know, we never use our real names here do we?

but honestly Eve, I wasnt lying then. I had blue balls for real . .but yea, I may have exagerrated the pain a li'l bit

graychuks:

She no wan gree make i enter, she say na 4 the one wey go marry am.i don tyre.but she dey gri make i browse.

So . . are you still browsing . .or you don finally enter?