MadeINchenzen2:
u and pussie

Jeweltz:


I can't stop laughing .

You that you're a bad boy

I'll even advise you employ some of the nairaland trolls here that are jobless. Maybe if they have job, their story Will change From a frustrated one minute man on bed to to a giant 1hr pro. Learnt money give men some power[b][/b]

iLegendd:
I'm jobless, cashless, and I have no girlfriend or wife.

Every morning I wake and take pictures in my room, then go back to sleep.

Please, how can I get a job even if they'll only pay me 10k per month?

Below are two pictures I just took now and I'll be going back to sleep soon.

Please, help a brother.

TheGreatIYANU:
lol...Oga you look too fresh to be jobless...

Go learn digital Marketing and start earning $$$s

Alvin212:
Your head be like a mango

Moralgladiator:
Get creative because we are all broke till we break d spell. Better gidi up and stop begging people you may even be better than.

Onojanson:
Look emp any laundry shop in your area, tell the owner you want to be helping to be washing and ironing cloth, tell him that he can be giving you anything on daily basis if he don't want to pay salary. If you try one or two shops one will accept. You will become buzy and you will not lack small small change in your pocket. That is what i did, the man later left the shop for me, i started setting him with 1500 every week till i became the owner of the shop. I got marry while doing that business.

iLegendd:


You have a point, but I don't think you are broke Iike me. Please, help me with 1k. God will bless you for this.

Ladylite:


So you that is here on nairaland.... Tell me you have not gotten quality info from other social media apps. The guy hates other apps... [/b]So wetin he and a 21st century girl go discuss[b].


You people don't even know what relationship entails and how fast it can get boring.

Jeweltz:
Another broke nairaland boy. Mtchew

Moralgladiator:
tomorrow then...no p

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Jeweltz:


Lols � lols. May God forgive you. I wonder how u gonna make it heaven this way. Try and go to church on Sunday. Baby boy ilegend. �

Thompsonpet:


Please can you guide me on how to go about it, I'm interested

DaInferno:
nothing happens in your comfort zone until u go out there
I think you are just too proud to do any menial jobs around ur vicinity.
instead of sleeping all day, go to an office n tell them u wanna work ,they should pay u anything and if u are really hardworking, it may be ur breakbthrough
that way, u can even discover ur potentials

opt in to learn tailoring, mechanic, i personally know ppl who have built comfortable houses from that

recondition your mind
be a man!

Jeweltz:
Another broke nairaland boy. Mtchew

iLegendd:


Transfer the money for the sniper. Thank you and God will bless you for this.

iLegendd:



I need your help. Last night, I was forming James Bond, so I took off my clothes and slept náked under the extremely cold room.

At 3 AM, I couldn't endure the cold even though I was under the duvet, so I woke and wore clothes with stockings as if I was in the coldest part of Canada.

Today, I'm tempted to sleep náked again. Do you think it's a good idea?

If yes, tell me why and if no, also tell me why.

Jakasibo:

I'm having just 5k in my account now but send me your account details let me put small tin for you, at least for you to eat first bro

Jeweltz:


Get yourself a girlfriend please. You're too good to be lonely, too handsome to be single.

iLegendd:


Too many benefits being single.

1. No nagging
2. No suspecting
3. You stay focused
4. You achieve your dreams faster

Though, there are some benefits, but not worth it anymore — it's for teenagers. The level at which a girl I date love me is what I don't like, so I had to stop.

They love me more than I want to be loved and this makes it look as if I have a responsibility of keeping in touch with them 24/7.

Sadly, I don't have such time to waste. When I don't call, they call 7 times a day just for us to talk, talk, and talk on phone.

If I keep trying to please them by talking on the phone 24/7 everyday, how will I progress?

Nigerian women are even better when it comes to talking on phone. White women and Asian women will call you every 5 seconds to hear your voice.

For a man, time = money/calculation
For a woman time = love/bonding

We are different creatures. If I can get a girlfriend who won't disturb more than twice a week and can handle 1 or at most 2 calls a week, then fine. Sadly, all of them want us to talk every single day for hours and I can't afford that.

So, you see where the fault is coming from.

Time and money management is important. Any woman, not matter how beautiful or smart she is that causes me to mismanage my time or money, I either cut her off or stop picking her calls.

A man without principles goes nowhere and same with a woman without some light principles.

Jeweltz:


I don't understand

Why'll I be dating you and it's Only three times a week that you'll be talking to me? Is something affecting your voice?

To me , I call you when I get to office. I call you after 11am when I'm done having breakfast. And by 4pm again I'll call so u can know I'm done for the day. In-between those periods too, you must've call me three times or I assume you're not More interested. When I love you, I will always wanna as much as talk to you.

Ilegend, Just go get yourself a beautiful girl and watch how your productivity soar

iLegendd:
I'm jobless, cashless, and I have no girlfriend or wife.

Every morning I wake and take pictures in my room, then go back to sleep.

Please, how can I get a job even if they'll only pay me 10k per month?

Below are two pictures I just took now and I'll be going back to sleep soon.

Please, help a brother.

iLegendd:


All these countless calls are parts of the reasons relationship is time consuming and wise/productive people hate engaging in it. Some of us love calmness and being alone most times, so if you ladies can give us some space 5 times a week and only take 2 days a week, we will be fine.

The only part I like about relationship is morning sex. Where you'll be asleep at 4-5 AM and my hard rod will be DEEP inside you. You, as a lady won't know if it's reality or dream, but you'll keep enjoying yourself from the slow ride of the hard d*ck going in and out of you. Think about it.

Silver1996:
But you don't look like who's broke na

iLegendd:


I appreciate, dear. It seems God has finally given me some money while I was asleep. So, I wouldn't want to divide the one you have.

Jakasibo:

Really?
Were you joking all these while?