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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 5:58am On Mar 09
LordReed:


LMFAO! Here come the crocodile tears. Whenever you want to drop the veil of civility I will help you drop it so fast you'll have whiplash. Bwahahahahaha!

i understand it is a veil for you, in fact you tried. It's like watching pigs trying to act all neat like cats, it's almost a punishment. It's not in them. Jesus Christ saved me and He can save you. It is natural and not a veil for us to be pitiful and courteous. We show it in the face of folly all the time. Now i feel guilty strumming those wires like a guitar, i should apologise really. But why act civil when you can be your reed self? Hypocrisy itself risks punishment mr.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 6:03am On Mar 09
LordReed:


Passive aggressive bullshít. And then the other shoe drops, it's the devil. OMFD! LMFAO!

Now you're bordering on the ridiculous, which one is "passive aggressive" again. Are you trying to write a poem?It will be pitiful if not worrisome to the sane if you're truly OMFD LMFAO. Or perhaps, you are caught in the lying web of your dad yet again. My Dad wants to help you. Really.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 6:06am On Mar 09
frosbel2:


Yes , LOST from your WHITE JESUS MYTH , but a beloved of GOD - smiley

Now, go and use your JESUS to fix Nigeria, let us see.

As expected, you forgot to list what you have gained that i or other Christians didn't gain. The devourer has not pitied your retention. When Jesus comes, He'll fix the world. Prepare to meet Him.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 7:01am On Mar 09
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What facts? Is there any fact greater than what i have personally and experientially and numerously seen, tasted and handled? Wake up, i'm not functioning by data and statistics, i live in glory. Everyone is invited. Imagine Dangote or Bill Gates refused to eat or enjoy life because of percentage of your likes that don't? Don't be comical, this is Monday morning.

Why would you function by data that clearly contradicts your narrative that Jesus saves? Because you live in denial that's why. Christians dying all over the place is glaring evidence that there is no Jesus magic going on but delusional folk like you bury their heads in the sand and act the ostrich. LMFAO!

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 7:04am On Mar 09
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Now you're bordering on the ridiculous, which one is "passive aggressive" again. Are you trying to write a poem?It will be pitiful if not worrisome to the sane if you're truly OMFD LMFAO. Or perhaps, you are caught in the lying web of your dad yet again. My Dad wants to help you. Really.

More fairytales about your daddy Yahweh and his sidekick Satan. Stories you tell yourself to give you comfort on those lonely nights. LMFAO!
Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 7:08am On Mar 09
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i understand it is a veil for you, in fact you tried. It's like watching pigs trying to act all neat like cats, it's almost a punishment. It's not in them. Jesus Christ saved me and He can save you. It is natural and not a veil for us to be pitiful and courteous. We show it in the face of folly all the time. Now i feel guilty strumming those wires like a guitar, i should apologise really. But why act civil when you can be your reed self? Hypocrisy itself risks punishment mr.

To the civil I will be civil, not act it. To those who think breaching civility through the guise of ancient fairytales is acceptable, I will show them their hypocrisy. Like I showed you yours. Now come the crocodile tears as if it wasn't you who started with the insults. Rubbish. LMFAO!

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Maximus69: 8:51am On Mar 09
LordReed:


To the civil I will be civil, not act it. To those who think breaching civility through the guise of ancient fairytales is acceptable, I will show them their hypocrisy. Like I showed you yours. Now come the crocodile tears as if it wasn't you who started with the insults. Rubbish. LMFAO!

Our own preaching and teaching is done from house to house NOT on social media!

Then we will sit with you face to face and trash out whatever you have against Jesus in your heart while looking straight into your eyes! smiley

So you can't hide your emissions behind faceless social media to speak against the truth, because your countenance will prove you wrong!

But despite that even when we meet unbelievers on social media, we will leave them with heart full of wounds because they'll be totally FRUSTRATED while trying to refute the indisputable TRUTH! smiley

Jehovah's Witnesses, thank you ooooo! smiley
Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 11:32pm On Mar 09
LordReed:


Why would you function by data that clearly contradicts your narrative that Jesus saves? Because you live in denial that's why. Christians dying all over the place is glaring evidence that there is no Jesus magic going on but delusional folk like you bury their heads in the sand and act the ostrich. LMFAO!

The data, statistics, video and documentaries of all the missed chances and failed dribbles of Leo Messi do not negate the FACT that he's one of the greatest soccer players that lived. They don't cancel the fact that he scores goals and dribbles. Your stats do not change the fact that Jesus saves. It doesn't get more simple than that.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 3:51am On Mar 10
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The data, statistics, video and documentaries of all the missed chances and failed dribbles of Leo Messi do not negate the FACT that he's one of the greatest soccer players that lived. They don't cancel the fact that he scores goals and dribbles. Your stats do not change the fact that Jesus saves. It doesn't get more simple than that.

One of the greatest, not the greatest. An acknowledgement that he is one of many and also all his work also depends on chance. Your Jesus magic works at the rate of chance making it one if the many aspects of chance. Until you can demonstrate that Jesus magic will save on command at everytime then you are playing with nothing but dice and trying to pass it off as certainty.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 4:23am On Mar 10
LordReed:


More fairytales about your daddy Yahweh and his sidekick Satan. Stories you tell yourself to give you comfort on those lonely nights. LMFAO!

You forgot to answer the meaning of "passive aggressive" again. Were you lying as usual when you said "OMFD LMFAO." These are clear signs of your depravity as a man and your need for Jesus to save you from the lifestyle.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 4:27am On Mar 10
LordReed:


One of the greatest, not the greatest. An acknowledgement that he is one of many and also all his work also depends on chance. Your Jesus magic works at the rate of chance making it one if the many aspects of chance. Until you can demonstrate that Jesus magic will save on command at everytime then you are playing with nothing but dice and trying to pass it off as certainty.

You missed the point yet again. i'm not arguing Messi's greatness but the fact that he scores goals and dribbles. Your point is that Jesus doesn't SAVE because He didn't save your folks. That's the fallacy i showed you using Messi as an illustration. Jesus saves.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 5:19am On Mar 10
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You forgot to answer the meaning of "passive aggressive" again. Were you lying as usual when you said "OMFD LMFAO." These are clear signs of your depravity as a man and your need for Jesus to save you from the lifestyle.

I forgot you are a dumbass that needs everything to be explained to you. The passive aggressive bullshít you wrote was directed at me but instead of saying it to me you write like you are talking to someone else.

Yes dumbo, I am laughing at your punk arse delusional self, your Jesus magic is nothing but chance and motivation. I don't need your brand of chance and motivation, not especially when it comes in a delusional package.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 5:25am On Mar 10
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You missed the point yet again. i'm not arguing Messi's greatness but the fact that he scores goals and dribbles. Your point is that Jesus doesn't SAVE because He didn't save your folks. That's the fallacy i showed you using Messi as an illustration. Jesus saves.

Who cares if Messi scores if Messi doesn't score in a crucial match that leads to his team losing? How many times does Messi not score for him to lose his top rating? And finally Messi scoring is by chance. Your Jesus magic has no certainty and let's down the very people that trust it. Yet you want me to believe there is some god of love that saves, when he cannot reliably save the people that already believe? LMFAO! Keep your delusional Jesus magic, I don't need it.
Re: Jesus Saves. by MrPresident1: 5:56am On Mar 10
MrPresident1:


There is no need for any argument about the interpretation of that verse.

Luke 19:27-28
27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
28 And when he had thus spoken, he went before, ascending up to Jerusalem.


Verse 28 says, ... and when he had thus spoken... They question I am asking is, who had thus spoken?

Goshen360, you now believe that these are Jesus' words?
Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 6:25am On Mar 10
LordReed:


To the civil I will be civil, not act it. To those who think breaching civility through the guise of ancient fairytales is acceptable, I will show them their hypocrisy. Like I showed you yours. Now come the crocodile tears as if it wasn't you who started with the insults. Rubbish. LMFAO!

But you were acting civil for a while until you could no longer contain such good behaviour. But i need to commend you though. It's not easy for a goat to behave like a sheep,or a sinner like a saint. It takes the grace of God. Like i earlier showed, i don't insult neither am i angry with/at you. We cannot do anything against the truth but for the truth.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 6:34am On Mar 10
LordReed:


I forgot you are a dumbass that needs everything to be explained to you. The passive aggressive bullshít you wrote was directed at me but instead of saying it to me you write like you are talking to someone else.

Yes dumbo, I am laughing at your punk arse delusional self, your Jesus magic is nothing but chance and motivation. I don't need your brand of chance and motivation, not especially when it comes in a delusional package.

i must be mistaken, here was i thinking you were the one needing explanations for everything while i just use simply faith. i never assumed it was a mark of dumbhood. Now, were you there when my eyes were going blind? No. You should understand that i made a general statement that INCLUDES you. The plural was very clear, why do you overate yourself to think i'll shy away from telling you the truth?
Jesus came to save you from sin. No need to live helplessly in sin while such great salvation is so close. Only believe.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 6:38am On Mar 10
LordReed:


Who cares if Messi scores if Messi doesn't score in a crucial match that leads to his team losing? How many times does Messi not score for him to lose his top rating? And finally Messi scoring is by chance. Your Jesus magic has no certainty and let's down the very people that trust it. Yet you want me to believe there is some god of love that saves, when he cannot reliably save the people that already believe? LMFAO! Keep your delusional Jesus magic, I don't need it.

You should care that Leo Messi scores, that is the whole point of the analogy. Messi scores. Jesus saves. Jesus saved me and saves me. He can save you too. Those load of sins can be forgiven and you can be saved in the name of Jesus. Immorality, anger,pride, lying and dishonest behaviour don't have to overpower you anymore.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 6:52am On Mar 10
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You should care that Leo Messi scores, that is the whole point of the analogy. Messi scores. Jesus saves. Jesus saved me and saves me. He can save you too. Those load of sins can be forgiven and you can be saved in the name of Jesus. Immorality, anger,pride, lying and dishonest behaviour don't have to overpower you anymore.

Take you own advise especially for your delusion, delusion doesn't have to overpower you anymore. Jesus magic is nothing but chance and motivation, like Messi's goals.
Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 6:57am On Mar 10
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i must be mistaken, here was i thinking you were the one needing explanations for everything while i just use simply faith. i never assumed it was a mark of dumbhood. Now, were you there when my eyes were going blind? No. You should understand that i made a general statement that INCLUDES you. The plural was very clear, why do you overate yourself to think i'll shy away from telling you the truth?
Jesus came to save you from sin. No need to live helplessly in sin while such great salvation is so close. Only believe.

LoL! Faith in what? Chance? No thank you, don't need faith for that. Besides sin is a made up ridiculous concept so that faith in Jesus magic can be sold as a cure, furthering the delusion. You and all the other Christians will continue to "sin" because none is perfect but you'll deny it in favour of a ridiculous fairytale.
Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 7:07am On Mar 10
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But you were acting civil for a while until you could no longer contain such good behaviour. But i need to commend you though. It's not easy for a goat to behave like a sheep,or a sinner like a saint. It takes the grace of God. Like i earlier showed, i don't insult neither am i angry with/at you. We cannot do anything against the truth but for the truth.

Yes you did insult using your fairytales. Oh you think telling someone they are blind and dead is an endearment or it is civil thing to tell someone in a discussion that had hitherto not had any such words? Now its calling me a goat and you say you are not insulting. LMFAO! Stop pretending, your hypocrisy is glaring.

It would be better if you were angry and expressed your anger in civility than to mask it with quotes from your fairytale.
Re: Jesus Saves. by Goshen360(m): 8:37am On Mar 10
MrPresident1:


Goshen360, you now believe that these are Jesus' words?

No and never....just didn't want to continue to argue with you....so I stopped.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by MrPresident1: 8:55am On Mar 10
Goshen360:


No and never....just didn't want to continue to argue with you....so I stopped.

Broda Gosh, ma fun yin ni blow grin
Re: Jesus Saves. by Goshen360(m): 9:18am On Mar 10
MrPresident1:


Broda Gosh, ma fun yin ni blow grin

E mi gan ma fun yin ni upper cut....enu yin ma ya ni... grin

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Re: Jesus Saves. by MrPresident1: 9:31am On Mar 10
Goshen360:


E mi gan ma fun yin ni upper cut....enu yin ma ya ni... grin

Wallai ti nba mu yin, ma se yin'gbo grin grin
Re: Jesus Saves. by sonmvayina(m): 11:26am On Mar 10
Just a quick question.. Why do you feel the need for a saviour outside of yourself?

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Goshen360(m): 8:53pm On Mar 10
MrPresident1:


Wallai ti nba mu yin, ma se yin'gbo grin grin

Iwo to l'Ogun arinya t'o lo j'ayon, wa kan bi d'anu....lobata.... cheesy grin grin. Ti mo ba gba e mu, oruko Jesu nikan lo ma gba kale lowo mi.... cheesy grin grin

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 11:26am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Take you own advise especially for your delusion, delusion doesn't have to overpower you anymore. Jesus magic is nothing but chance and motivation, like Messi's goals.

You mean goals are chance and motivation? Ever wondered the implications of this? Why don't you or others have same chance and motivation? Don't you think this chance and motivation must be something considerably important seeing it explains away great realities such as Jesus Christ, formation of the universe, DNA and Leo Messi?

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 11:31am On Mar 12
LordReed:


LoL! Faith in what? Chance? No thank you, don't need faith for that. Besides sin is a made up ridiculous concept so that faith in Jesus magic can be sold as a cure, furthering the delusion. You and all the other Christians will continue to "sin" because none is perfect but you'll deny it in favour of a ridiculous fairytale.

Wow, sin is made up? The whole world must be made up then because the whole world apparently lies in sin. All the crime, homicide, genocide, killings, thefts, corruption are all made up? Because of Jesus? You do have a lot of faith/belief for an atheist, only that your faith is in the absurdity.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by Image123(m): 11:36am On Mar 12
LordReed:


Yes you did insult using your fairytales. Oh you think telling someone they are blind and dead is an endearment or it is civil thing to tell someone in a discussion that had hitherto not had any such words? Now its calling me a goat and you say you are not insulting. LMFAO! Stop pretending, your hypocrisy is glaring.

It would be better if you were angry and expressed your anger in civility than to mask it with quotes from your fairytale.

i guess the truth is an insult in your world. A blind man is a blind man except you make fun of his blindness do you make fun of him. You're diagnosed with sins which qualify you as blind and dead spiritually. It's a position all have been in including me. But Jesus can save you. He saved me, and I've seen Him save others. Just like the drunkard that used to be a source of sorrow to all around him. His salvation may be a delusion to you, it is very real to him and those he affected.

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Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 12:03pm On Mar 12
Image123:


You mean goals are chance and motivation? Ever wondered the implications of this? Why don't you or others have same chance and motivation? Don't you think this chance and motivation must be something considerably important seeing it explains away great realities such as Jesus Christ, formation of the universe, DNA and Leo Messi?

Very good it seems your brain cells are activating. Why is everyone not like Lionel Messi? Why don't all players score in every match? Why is Jesus magic selective? Ponder those questions very well. Ruminate on them.
Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 12:11pm On Mar 12
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Wow, sin is made up? The whole world must be made up then because the whole world apparently lies in sin. All the crime, homicide, genocide, killings, thefts, corruption are all made up? Because of Jesus? You do have a lot of faith/belief for an atheist, only that your faith is in the absurdity.

Yes sin is A MADE UP CONCEPT. The concept is not what is the reality. Indeed people commit homicide and genocide, it in no way indicates the sin concept is real. We humans are the only ones here and now capable of giving value to anything in the universe. The universe does not care nor is there anyone besides ourselves who cares. The sin concept is just a means to give power to external agents eg Yahweh and Satan so that you can absolve yourself of guilt for your actions. The solution to a made up problem is a made up sacrifice so that you can pretend that all the bad things you do on a daily basis has been wiped away. LoL such delusion.

You are free to say any rubbish you like about what atheism means, it only indicates your ignorance or your dishonesty.
Re: Jesus Saves. by LordReed(m): 12:18pm On Mar 12
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i guess the truth is an insult in your world. A blind man is a blind man except you make fun of his blindness do you make fun of him. You're diagnosed with sins which qualify you as blind and dead spiritually. It's a position all have been in including me. But Jesus can save you. He saved me, and I've seen Him save others. Just like the drunkard that used to be a source of sorrow to all around him. His salvation may be a delusion to you, it is very real to him and those he affected.

Yeah the truth is I am a goat right? LoL. You must think me a simpleton. You qualify as a dumbass and that's the truth so don't kick against it.

You are so eager to give agency to some external power you cant even see that the "miracle" is within you. There is no Jesus doing shit. You simply reached for a source of motivation and it worked. See placebo effect for more understanding.

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