iLegendd:


My camera was 15% when I took that picture, so there was no flash to get the real color of the meal.

Below are two pictures. One has flash when I was snapping while one has no flash. The one with flash looks better and it's the real picture.

So, I couldn't get the real picture, of the egg, at the time because I didn't charge my phone. With 15%, my flash doesn't work.

Ok. Enjoy your dinner.

lefulefu:
ilegend nothing do u
its good for a man to feed imsef wella
there some nairaland guys here wey never see better food eat since but dem dey sponsor babe for school
many of them wont be happy seeing this

i swr

iLegendd:

A computer is needed.

The only electronic device I have here is just this phone I am typing with.

Kwon1999:


The only electronic device I have here is just this phone I am typing with.

I think I will join a gang that rob people, so that I will raise money for the computer.

Rob? Not a good move even if it's just a joke. Keep saving gradually and you'll gather money to get it.

Though, I have 1 or 2 threads on how to use a phone, but I can't dig it/them out from the hundreds of threads on my profile. Try searching to see if you can find it/them.

iLegendd:

Easy to spot a gay.

LMAO

Lunch prepared by either the fowl or Stevie Wonder himself It is so unappetizing. Never would have guessed that's an egg have you not said it.

XhosaNostra:
Lunch prepared by either the fowl or Stevie Wonder himself It is so unappetizing. Never would have guessed that's an egg have you not said it.

The blame is on the quality of the first picture.

iClef:


The blame is on the quality of the first picture.

Still doesn't look very tasty to me with the strange food combinations. Are those nuts?

XhosaNostra:


Still doesn't look very tasty to me with the strange food combinations. Are those nuts?

Most of the food combination you eat today were invented by someone. True or false?

No, not nut — it's Covik 1—9.

iClef:


Most of the food combination you eat today were invented by someone. True or false?

No, not nut — it's Covik 1—9.

It's not about who invented what, but dishes have to compliment each other, otherwise you might suffer from digestive problems. My own stomach lining isn't made of aluminium, so that would make me sick to my stomach.

What's Covik?

XhosaNostra:



It's not about who invented what, but dishes have to compliment each other, otherwise you might suffer from digestive problems. My own stomach lining isn't made of aluminium, so that would make me sick to my stomach.

What's Covik?

You're right and that's exactly how the combination came about — they complement one another.

Covik 1—9? You won't understand. It's a kind of nut invented by president Buhari.

iLegendd:


Camera caused it.

Which kind mumu camera made coconut to be normal white and egg to be like burnt meat and that bread surely contains bromate saccharide. No kill urself when u never carry corona oo.

iClef:


You're right and that's exactly how the combination came about — they complement one another.

Covik 1—9? You won't understand. It's a kind of nut invented by president Buhari.

If you say so.

So it is a nut after all

AhlexOfficial:
My mom will say, "person stomach no dey gossip am"

You don't need to tell us all this, eat your food and move on, your stomach will be glad you did. The greatest optimist we have is the stomach, it strongly believes in "BetterDaysAhead".

Stop the "Eat n Tell" habit. It's childish!

Facts and the food already ate will never change inside the stomach.

Leave this guy please. He's my nairaland boyfriend o. I love his stuffs online.
Aaahhh.lol

proclinician:


Which kind mumu camera made coconut to be normal white and egg to be like burnt meat and that bread surely contains bromate saccharide. No kill urself when u never carry corona oo.

You talk anyhow. The rate at which you're only focused on looking for faults in my posts is becoming annoying.

Even after ignoring you severally, it should've at least given you a cue I'm not "feeling" you.

Stop before you turn to another troll. I already have a lot on my list.

Please, be mature and don't turn this to abuse or fight. I don't have strength for that today.

Thank you and stay blessed.

proclinician:


Lol see mumu. Who gat ur time as a troll when one dollar is bringing in more naira and gasoline now costs less. Only little men think every dog that barks have them in mind pls move on you're immature.

Okay.

Thank you for adhering to keeping a distance from my threads starting today. I appreciate your last decision and I pray you don't break it as a mature and principled man you are.

All the best.

Enjoyment

iLegendd:

Try searching to see if you can find it/them.

iClef the paperback book template you shared sometimes ago doesn't need size formatting again after proper writing and arrangement right??

GeniusWeb:

iClef the paperback book template you shared sometimes ago doesn't need size formatting again after proper writing and arrangement right??

Yes. It's 5.5 by 8.5. Though, you can change it if you want.

iClef:

Yes. It's 5.5 by 8.5. Though, you can change it if you want.

Alright, thanks boss..

The funny thing is that the poster ate a healthy meal, but still consider it not good enough

Coconut gives you healthy fats, fibre and vitamins, eggs are protein and the bread gives you carbohydrates. Eat them together with water and you'll have eaten a solid balanced diet.

pansophist:
The funny thing is that the poster ate a healthy meal, but still consider it not good enough

Coconut gives you healthy fats, fibre and vitamins, eggs are protein and the bread gives you carbohydrates. Eat them together with water and you'll have eaten a solid balanced diet.

It's all about the inverse. Logic is involved when creating posts on Nairaland or creating headlines. I craft my titles based on the type of emotional reactions I want.

If it was: "Look At the Amazing Balanced Diet I'm Eating Today," the reaction would've been people saying, "Mtcheew! So you call this balanced diet? Goat." "So, this dirty thing you're eating is what you call balance diet — poverty dey worry you." And so on...

These people reply based on emotion you evoked in them. It makes them feel angry and jealous for bragging about your meal, so they have to react with abuse to feel better.

In fact, there are too many psychological manipulations going on behind every title you read that this written by a copywriter.

So, you need to know the reaction you want and craft your title based on it. It could the opposite of your intent to avoid sounding like a total d!ckhead.

iLegendd:


Rob? Not a good move even if it's just a joke. Keep saving gradually and you'll gather money to get it.

Though, I have 1 or 2 threads on how to use a phone, but I can't dig it/them out from the hundreds of threads on my profile. Try searching to see if you can find it/them.

Where's iLegend? Hope Corona hasn't gotten to his end?