Pharoh:

Tz na small gal . . .she no dey wear heels . . . na canvas and slippers she dey wear up and down. . .    

You no mention name abi? I reserve my comment till later.

El Guapo:

Am not saying that u cari poo waka inside maybe your shoe heels did who knows

El G, to be honest I'm disappointed in you.

Shoir! * Goes kneeling down *

Abeg hun,am Sincerely sori please pardon ma blushes please

Pardon your blushes?

Okay forgive am abeg

This One u dey do this kind Guy self,oya i knw wht u want

* Goes to the freezer n gets her some Soda drinks n then a bugger *

El Guapo:

This One u dey do this kind Guy self,oya i knw wht u want

* Goes to the freezer n gets her some Soda drinks n then a bugger *

How could u forget her favourite

^^

You mean biscuits bone ba? 

tanimz:

You no mention name abi? I reserve my comment till later.

Haba na where i take mention your name abi no be you be Tanimz again?

Egypt u get any current news 4 me,ma T.v wont jxt show.

Poverty

*swaggers in* EL!!!!, WHERE MY CHAMPAGNE

* Grabs his Dagger *

Stud who're u referring to?

Element Easy,u neva pay for the purewater u drank dis afternoon u don dey demand 4 CM.

U dey craze, who give u d money wey u take build the bar

Eeh We all know where the money u borrowed me 4 the bar came from.

Abi U wan make i talk?

see dummy, talk na , u go dey claim wetin u no know

U know Say u be ma frnd and divulging those secrets would be a National Disaster.

Chei El, u don kolo finish honestly , anyway, abeg no open me ooo ,

but i no fit forget, where my CHAMPAGNE!!!!

Crase people all over the place.

El Guapo:

Okay forgive am abeg

How I go forgive blushes?

Pharoh:

Haba na where i take mention your name abi no be you be Tanimz again?

I can see that the Egyptian sun is burning your brain.

tanimz:

Crase people all over the place.

huh Taz, i hope dat doesnt include me

The crase people know themselves.

Element abeg come ova to ma inner chambers and have ur CM,i no want haterz luking at ur sips.

Tanimz,haba kpele naa.

I don forget am. Sha no try am again.

Yes Ma!

Element! Come collect dis drink jor before ma hand go turn frozen meat.
And here's ur bill :
2 Sachets of Pure Water = N20
1 Dry meat = N50
1 Champaigne = N10,000
1 Dozen of tooth pick = No charge,friendship terms

y u no put the friendship terms on d champaigne, guy u wicked oooo

Olorun! Element u wan push down ma biz ova nyt??

Tanimz,how ws ur Day?

watever, *pays him d bill* sips champaigne man, dis one na correct

El G, e get one person like that wey dey disturb me.

if i may ask, who is dat person?

Somebody - off NL though.

oh ok, maybe we should talk about it off Nland then today, or lets say tonight

When?

Element the CM na the wicked combination of Pammy n Kai-Kai a brand produce of the Aba japan.

* Grabs his dagger *
Tz na who be dat?