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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 7:45pm On Jan 07, 2011
huh lets see, maybe 12:00 am sharp, but hey remember i cant see u, u av to talk to me first before i can continue d chat  smiley smiley smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 7:46pm On Jan 07, 2011
El, y are u always violent about things, Taz u better no tell him or else u will av blood on ur neck grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 7:46pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Send me an IM or something. wink


El Guapo:

Element the CM na the wicked combination of Pammy n Kai-Kai a brand produce of the Aba japan.

* Grabs his dagger *
Tz na who be dat?
One guy like that. sad

He won't let me be. sad

I've told him times without number that I'm happily married, but he still won't leave me alone. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 7:47pm On Jan 07, 2011
Element G:

El, y are u always violent about things, Taz u better no tell him or else u will av blood on your neck grin grin grin

Blood on my neck ke? Na im dagger na. tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 7:48pm On Jan 07, 2011
Court no go hear dat one ooo, na una two dem go throw for cell grin grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:49pm On Jan 07, 2011
*Walks in quietly and wonders y i avnt stumbled here for a while*
mr bar tender can i av a bottle of hennessy and also gv every body two shots of ogogoro round, d bills on me
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 7:53pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ You are so late. tongue

Element G:

Court no go hear dat one ooo, na una two dem go throw for cell grin grin grin grin

Leave that side. No worry yaself about that one. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2011
* drops the dagger and slumps into a couch then grabs his favourite Vodka = looking Disappointed *

Tz u never told me u're married and i've been going flame wit ma Crush.

Eem Mr Usherland,am in a despondented mood naa,maybe u check back later or check the nxt joint.
* sips his Voldka *
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2011
no wahala Taz, i know u are a connected girl smiley smiley smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:55pm On Jan 07, 2011
Y am i so late abegi na dead pple dey late o,
*shows guapo my shot gun*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 7:56pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ grin grin grin grin

El G, do I have to tell you that I'm married? tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:57pm On Jan 07, 2011
Tz dntt tell me ur married, i dnt wanna blv dat lie, pls its 2oii
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 7:58pm On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:

^^  grin grin grin grin

El G, do I have to tell you that I'm married? tongue

WAT!!!!, u gotta be kidding me grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:01pm On Jan 07, 2011
ULSHERLAN:

Tz dntt tell me your married, i dnt wanna blv dat lie, pls its 2oii

You get what you want - I'm not married. cool

Element G:

WAT!!!!, u gotta be kidding me grin grin

See your teeth, like you don't know. undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 07, 2011
What Scenario are U guys creating here?
Tz Married and Usherland pointing a Shot Gun at me.

Okay important one first.
Usher,here's ur Hennessey * Drops the bottle * now drop that toy.

Tz how would u xpect me to know witout u telin me huh?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:06pm On Jan 07, 2011
Well now you know. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2011
Am relieved now tz
@elguapo saw u @ dat spot yday, y now, u shudnt be hangn ard wv dose pple, *kips dwn d shotgun*y u first do strong hesd bfor
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:09pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ What spot? shocked
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2011
Usher abeg enjoy ur drink i need to talk to tz

Tz how many issues has it yield?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:

^^ What spot? shocked
SPOT!!!!, TAZ!!! wetin u dey do for there without my presence angry angry angry angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ You see me for the spot? angry

El Guapo:

Usher abeg enjoy your drink i need to talk to tz

Tz how many issues has it yield?

Two boys and two girls - quadruplets. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2011
and dats d exact reason dat i dont want to believe it cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:14pm On Jan 07, 2011
You know the truth, why you dey dull like this? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jan 07, 2011
Element u're rite,am begining to smell a mosquitoe here.
Tz abeg am ur Bartender n Ele is ur Bro,drop the truth naa
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:18pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Doubting Thomas, you think I'm not telling the truth? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:18pm On Jan 07, 2011
Taz, dont mind us, we are just being concerned dats all cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2011
I appreciate your concerns. cheesy

That guy still dey bother me o. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:21pm On Jan 07, 2011
Taz, i said we will talk about it off nland, just meet me tonight, 12 sharp, no let dis El of a murderer put blood case for ya head cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:23pm On Jan 07, 2011
Why not now? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:24pm On Jan 07, 2011
Taz, will u just listen to me for once please undecided undecided undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:25pm On Jan 07, 2011
I'm listening, why not now? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 07, 2011
Since u no wan tell us nw fashi the talk naa.
And the Guy u're talking about em dey poke u 4 F.b?

Element na 4 ur wide world dream u go tink say i go cari dagger begin fight 4 anoda man Wife?

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