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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 21, 2011
Tanimz Self hmmn. . . Kids of these days

@Dani,abeg finish that statement

@Stud see ur life,u don dey work with emm. . . These towing van pple them na em morale to hijack come dey full ur Nyansh
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:53pm On Jan 21, 2011
El Guapo


No dey mistake me for Dikele abeg
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 21, 2011
Lol

Wetin Dikele do abeg
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:59pm On Jan 21, 2011
Are u people okay?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 21, 2011
Lol

Dikele na true Say u dey work with Towing Van People
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2011
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:05pm On Jan 21, 2011
El Guapo:

Tanimz Self hmmn. . . Kids of these days

@Dani,abeg finish that statement

@Stud see your life,u don dey work with emm. . . These towing van pple them na em morale to hijack come dey full your Nyansh
I dont sabi them. .all i can recall his studio saying "Dani abeg i dey come mo fe lo je eja" meaning e wan go chop fish
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:06pm On Jan 21, 2011
dani1luv:

Though you were ignoring me? undecided

Why I go ignore you? undecided

D1KeleVra:

hehehe how far? hope say u no dey behave like studio nowadays o grin

Aw, my sweet potato! How I go behave like Studio? Na falling of hands be that na. cool

How you dey? cheesy

El Guapo:

Tanimz Self hmmn. . . Kids of these days

@Dani,abeg finish that statement

@Stud see your life,u don dey work with emm. . . These towing van pple them na em morale to hijack come dey full your Nyansh

E be like say if you no mention my name in a day, you no go make progress. undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:09pm On Jan 21, 2011
Apparently, this is not the first time wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:10pm On Jan 21, 2011
tanimz:

Why I go ignore you? undecided

Aw, my sweet potato! How I go behave like Studio? Na falling of hands be that na. cool

How you dey? cheesy

E be like say if you no mention my name in a day, you no go make progress. undecided

Falling of hands and legs. . . i dey o. . . been good. u?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Trust me, I've been good. wink

Where have you been all this while? sad

dani1luv:

Apparently, this is not the first time wink

Ahn ahn nau Danny, talk to me. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:14pm On Jan 21, 2011
I've been peeping in, not commenting smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:16pm On Jan 21, 2011
Why nau? sad

I missed you terribly. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:17pm On Jan 21, 2011
Tanimz You don dey above Greeting naa?

Na em i dey signal You and u just dey yarn Gibberish

Even a muscle prefect Dani no big 4 ur Eye ni talk less of me naa
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2011
tanimz:

^^ Trust me, I've been good. wink

Where have you been all this while? sad

Ahn ahn nau Danny, talk to me. sad
Forget about it.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:22pm On Jan 21, 2011
El Guapo:

Tanimz You don dey above Greeting naa?

Na em i dey signal You and u just dey yarn Gibberish

Even a muscle prefect Dani no big 4 your Eye ni talk less of me naa
Where iz d Gents
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:25pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Na every time you dey piss. Which kind bladder you get sef? undecided

El Guapo:

Tanimz You don dey above Greeting naa?

Na em i dey signal You and u just dey yarn Gibberish

Even a muscle prefect Dani no big 4 your Eye ni talk less of me naa

Me? Above greeting? Which kind talk be that?

Gibberish? El Guano, you sure you dey alright like this? You need to see your doctor. undecided

dani1luv:

Forget about it.

Ahn ahn nau, Danny. Why you dey do me like this? E no good o. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^I no dey go any gents. . A lady told me to meet her towards the gents. .So? undecided


tanimz:

^^ Na every time you dey piss. Which kind bladder you get sef? undecided

Me? Above greeting? Which kind talk be that?

Gibberish? El Guano, you sure you dey alright like this? You need to see your doctor. undecided

Ahn ahn nau, Danny. Why you dey do me like this? E no good o. sad
I no do you anyhow na. . . Oya take kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 21, 2011
See as Tz dey cry,she no wan make Them Burst her account 4 nt greeting a MOD! Lol

Dani You can as well use the Ladies,it aint a crime in here
Just that U go fear Ikebe and dirty unders!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:35pm On Jan 21, 2011
dani1luv:

^^I no dey go any gents. . A lady told me to meet her towards the gents. .So? undecided

I no do you anyhow na. . . Oya take kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

You be good boy, you no dey disappoint. Oya you too, gba: kiss kiss kiss

El Guapo:

See as Tz dey cry,she no wan make Them Burst her account 4 nt greeting a MOD! Lol

Dani You can as well use the Ladies,it aint a crime in here
Just that U go fear Ikebe and dirty unders!

I've been trying my possible best not to insult you, but today na today and I go give am to you raw.
You be goat, a foolish one at that. angry
You no know say I be stockholder for Nairaland? You never hear of my investments for this place? angry


Please let this be the first and last time I insult you. I'm a lady and it is very improper to insult human beings. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 5:40pm On Jan 21, 2011
El Guapo:

See as Tz dey cry,she no wan make Them Burst her account 4 nt greeting a MOD! Lol

Dani You can as well use the Ladies,it aint a crime in here
Just that U go fear Ikebe and dirty unders!
Lol. . . . .

Ew! . . .Ikebe.  . .ew! shocked


tanimz:

You be good boy, you no dey disappoint. Oya you too, gba: kiss kiss kiss

I've been trying my possible best not to insult you, but today na today and I go give am to you raw.
You be goat, a foolish one at that. angry
You no know say I be stockholder for Nairaland? You never hear of my investments for this place? angry


Please let this be the first and last time I insult you. I'm a lady and it is very improper to insult human beings. cool
hehehehe. . .You're molesting me nah. . .stop smooching me joh tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:43pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Me? Molest you ke? You no know say I still be minor? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jan 21, 2011
Tz lemme Guess

U're high on Miranda again
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:46pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Your doctor needs to see a doctor. Una two don dey mad. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 21, 2011
How You Dey Cari Spot person wey don Mara Self?

Abi u don gain post for that Psychiatric Hospital at Oshodi?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:51pm On Jan 21, 2011
Like I said, your doctor needs to see a doctor. Una two don dey mad. undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 21, 2011
Oya i don hear naa

How's been ur Day like??

* Serves her a glass of Tequilla *
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:58pm On Jan 21, 2011
I don't drink alcohol. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 21, 2011
Oops ma bad jxt forgot ur favourite

* Serves her Miranda *
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 6:04pm On Jan 21, 2011
wow,Tanimz is a proper lady!

hmm,datz news.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 6:07pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Bros, why you like to dey fall your hands like this? angry

El Guapo:

Oops ma bad jxt forgot your favourite

* Serves her Miranda *

Who tell you say my favorite na Miranda? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 6:08pm On Jan 21, 2011
tanimz:

^^ Me? Molest you ke? You no know say I still be minor? sad
Lol. .  .Are you still single. . .or you still have suitors

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