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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Jan 21, 2011
Since D1kele didn't make a request for a drink,i thereby presume he's the purewater type Lol

Dani here's your fanta,but its poor of u guys drinking N100 drinks considering your Status in this land

When Bad belly Indigenes like Studio Element and even Bones they demand for Champaigne and Hennessey

Apparently that was what i felt like talking dat morning. . . .Dont be vexed i didnt pay for the bottle of fanta before i

left this morning. .Here's your morning. . .Can I have pepper soup
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:35pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^wetin this guy dey yarn like this

hey dani i said i missed u like crazy. .where the heck have u bn?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jan 21, 2011
dani1luv:

Apparently that was what i felt like talking dat morning. . . .Dont be vexed i didnt pay for the bottle of fanta before i

left this morning. .Here's your morning. . .Can I have pepper soup

Yepa!
Here look like village bar to you? Abeg i no dey sell pepper soup angry angry angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 3:47pm On Jan 21, 2011
lysaa:

^^wetin this guy dey yarn like this

hey dani i said i missed u like crazy. .where the heck have u bn?

OMG!!!! shocked YOU MISSED ME!!!!!. . .I missed ya too. . .

I went to Planet Pluto cheesy . . Hapi Nu yr. . .Where is me gift cheesy


El Guapo:

Yepa!
Here look like village bar to you? Abeg i no dey sell pepper soup angry angry angry

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue The Problem here is i dont take too much alcohol. . . .

Power House Horse. . nnko. . . cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:51pm On Jan 21, 2011
dani1luv:

OMG!!!! shocked YOU MISSED ME!!!!!. . .I missed ya too. . .

I went to Planet Pluto cheesy . . Hapi Nu yr. . .Where is me gift cheesy


tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue The Problem here is i dont take too much alcohol. . . .

Power House Horse. . nnko. . . cheesy
haba take it easy. .just missed kicking ur ass jor angry tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:55pm On Jan 21, 2011
heheheheee grin see as oga moderator dey para grin cheesy grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 21, 2011
Mehn Dani You Dey Pour me Wella

How You go Dey Demand For Power Horse  embarassed embarassed embarassed

If Your Wife Dey Give You Tough Time No be For Ma Bar You go Seek Redemption Naa  angry angry angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 3:56pm On Jan 21, 2011
Lousy things


Mtchew
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 3:57pm On Jan 21, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Id that ma guess turned out to be a dead end anyway. Or maybe lies but i didn't detect any trace
na wahh ooo, Nna u on ur own o tongue tongue
eldav:

bread crumbs

odi mma.kedu ebe i n'amuta Igbo?

liv dat 1 na,am glad ur day was handsome sha
weekend don come o u go cum join me rock aba?

@dani
waaasuuup my niggie, u always in out like nepa abeg sidan 1 place jooor
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 21, 2011
Yo Ma bar at its Expedition Day

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:01pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Oga this no be the bar wey i see u dey serve for o
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 21, 2011
Ma Bar Library Unit Only For ME and MA Business Peepz  wink

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:04pm On Jan 21, 2011
lysaa:

haba take it easy. .just missed kicking your backside jor  angry  tongue

Dont laff me jor. grin grin . What you gonna take . .ask 4 anything dat my pocket can afford cheesy cheesy


D1KeleVra:

heheheheee grin see as oga moderator dey para grin  cheesy grin

Your nyash dia. . .you drink gum? tongue Abi u dun use super glue do tiro ni


El Guapo:

Mehn Dani You Dey Pour me Wella

How You go Dey Demand For Power Horse  embarassed embarassed embarassed

If Your Wife Dey Give You Tough Time No be For Ma Bar You go Seek Redemption Naa  angry angry angry

You know wetin i wan use power horse do ni,  . .mehn dat freaking bird cheesy


Idowuogbo:

na wahh ooo, Nna u on your own o tongue tongue
liv dat 1 na,am glad your day was handsome sha
weekend don come o u go come join me rock aba?

@dani
waaasuuup my niggie, u always in out like nepa abeg sidan 1 place jooor


No mind me jor.  , I just had to stop visiting NL for a while. . .Now ama back.  .How things, your boyfriends, husbands, and suitors cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^^ Bones and Studio can direct You to Where You can get help for that lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Based on Xperience grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jan 21, 2011
Poolside area of Ma Bar only for El and Tz lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jan 21, 2011
Gosh! Is That Idowuogbo? Yeah i just Employed her as a Waitress.

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:12pm On Jan 21, 2011
El Guapo:

^^^ Bones and Studio can direct You to Where You can get help for that lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Based on Xperience grin grin grin
No no no no no no . . .same place Element went to. . where is he now?

No where to be found!

Champange Please. . . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:15pm On Jan 21, 2011
*puffs ciggar*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:16pm On Jan 21, 2011
^ u dey madt!? you no fit greet ur prez.?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:19pm On Jan 21, 2011
na idiot. .e nor knw say. . .smokers dey liable to die young. . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:20pm On Jan 21, 2011
e come be like say i ask u somthng sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:22pm On Jan 21, 2011
Dikele

Happy New year
Hope u don dey behave well sha?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2011
You have the wrong person
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:26pm On Jan 21, 2011
Studio. . .happi nu yr
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jan 21, 2011
Dani Studio be Chain Smoker. . . So no need advicing him

kele How You go believe Say those Shots no be thisame bar You dey come Shak. . .after u don turn drunk finish,ma bar go turn thatch mud house for ur imagination Ni!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2011
Same to u Danny1

How far



Dikele


Whatever
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 4:36pm On Jan 21, 2011
OMG! Dikele! Longest time! cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:40pm On Jan 21, 2011
@ Studio. .
Me is day. .The new yr gift u promised, where e dey?


@ El Guapo
I've known before you do. . he doesnt only smokes weeds, he also takes. . . . etc cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^ Brosman, you no sabi greet? angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2011
ELGuapo


U want me to send Kai come bring dis bar down abi?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2011
tanimz:

^^ Brosman, you no sabi greet? angry
Though you were ignoring me? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2011
tanimz:

OMG! Dikele! Longest time! cheesy cheesy

hehehe how far? hope say u no dey behave like studio nowadays o grin

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