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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 4:07pm On Sep 08

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 122

Me: you are a good man, Doc.

Ugogoro was just smiling as we left the man office, the moment we stepped out of the smelling hospital building he held his stomach then bend and started laughing.

Me: why you dey laugh na?

Ugochukwu: the way you price the nan ehnn.. you fit price person to enter hell fire him go gree.

Me: I still dey wonder how this smelling hospital get prestige oohh!

We went inside the car and Shantel topic cropped into my mind again..

Me: you mean say you no do anything with Shantel?

Ugochukwu: but I tell you say make you leave the matter.

Me: I nofit, tell me wetin happen?

Ugochukwu: Shantel na virgin.

Me: bad guy.

I started hailing him but he wasn't giving in to my teasing at all, he returned everything with zombie face.

Me: you no last?

Ugochukwu: who tell you say we do something?

Me: so, how you take know say she be virgin?

Ugochukwu: na she tell me, she tell me say any intimacy go make her loose her vision power.

Me: why? how?

Ugochukwu: Shantel get beads for her waist, na her granny give am. According to their culture, she no suppose do se-x with anybody before marriage or blablabla.. say na water something blablabla... she go loose her vision after marriage if we do se-x.

Me: wetin ona wan still use the vision do?

Ugochukwu: I nofit, after your election. I nofit do am now, I want make she dey give us backup when needed bro, and that witch Alicia.

Me: you don remind me, make we go look for where we go jack that girl go if we succeed to kidnap her.

Ugochukwu: na truth you talk, but how we wan do am?

Me: na to go meet agent na, so that them go show us house wey landlord wan rent for developing area.

Ugochukwu: I know one well known agent, make we dey go there.

We drove to the agent office from the outskirt of the city, after passing Choba bridge.
We got there and met a man in his forties, he was eating roasted plantain and fish on his desk.

Agent: oga, ona welcome.

Me: we wan rent house.

Agent: I get many landlords contact, which type of house ona dey look for?

Me: self contain wey dey inside forest, or swampy area.

He looked at us like we are joking, but seeing the straight face we returned his skeptical look with he swing to work and told us one perfect location is in Ahoada.
We asked him to lock his office and we all drove to Ahoada together.

We drove pass the junction and headed straight on the Omoku road, we took right according to man's direction.
He asked us to stop by a nursery and primary school gate, we all stepped out of the car while he pulled out his phone and called someone.

Agent: yes... ehnn.. people wan rent am... them never tell me..okay.. We dey sonicity gate... them get money.

He ended the call and told us the landlord is coming. After some minutes a short man that looked like ball appeared with bald head.

Landlord: na ona wan rent the house.

Agent: na them.

We entered the car and drove straight till the tarred road ended and we entered potopoto community, we just parked the car and used our feet.
We hammer trekking till we walked pass the last house, I started seeing movements in tall palm trees.

Me: no be monkey be that?

Landlord: yes, them plenty for there.

Ugochukwu: fine niggars go plenty for that bush.

We had to walk pass a monkey bridge before we now got to the self-contain apartment, the last house in that area.
When we got to that compound, we started hearing sounds in the bushes.

Landlord: na the house be this.

Me: Ugo, this one no go well?

Ugochukwu: this one go well.

Agent: ona go rent am?

Me: yes, so how much?

Landlord: na yearly.

Me: we just need am one Month, any amount you mention.

Landlord: we nodey rent am Monthly.

Me: thirty thousand naira with drinking money fee.

Landlord: when you wan park in?

Ugochukwu: tomorrow.

We went out of the place together talking, people hardly come to that area.
Nice place for us to take the girl to, we finalised the payment and drove the agent to his office.
After paying for his service, we left afterwards.

Ugochukwu phone rang and he frowned.

Ugochukwu: hello... I can't.... see I fit settle you... please..

The call ended abruptly.

Me: who be that?

Ugochukwu: Alicia?

Me: call am your baby mama.

Ugochukwu: potopoto full your head.

My phone rang too, na wa oohh! for all these callings this evening.
I picked my phone while Ugochukwu started the call and we started moving, he had parked to answer the call from Alicia.
It was Profit.

Profit's voice: hello love *love? she sound happy*

Me: wetin make you happy like this?

Profit's voice: many things, where are you? come home right away lets celebrate.

Me: I nofit come today.

Profit's voice: why?

Me: I can't, wetin ona wan celebrate? how is Johannah?

Profit's voice: your daughter is fine fine, I can't tell you on the phone. When I see you tomorrow, I will tell you the surprise.

I tried my best to know what was making her acting over the moon but she refused to bulge, I kukuma rest na. She ended the call, we were on the road for an hour due to traffick and Ugochukwu finally dropped me at my yard and then drove back with the car.

Obi and Samuel were fighting seriously in the front of the yard, before I could stop them Johnson has already done that.

Johnson: Obi, why ona two dey fight?

Obi: Samuel dey call me O O O O O BI!

Johnson: then you fight am? you need be killed like a rat.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by arfezces: 7:43pm On Sep 08
Umm... honourable talk and do wan play profit with the test results..let fold hands and watch the next action... Thanks OP...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by ena5four: 8:11pm On Sep 08

them nodey need money, na to look for am

them nodey need money, na to look for am
Ya Right
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by ena5four: 8:16pm On Sep 08
Aswearhughad, I Too Dey Enjoy Dis Tory
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Jamesbiodun(m): 5:10am On Sep 09
next please
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by cellins: 7:46am On Sep 09
the story make sense.

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by GeneralOnovo(m): 8:47am On Sep 09
Nice story
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 9:10am On Sep 09
Thanks for d update...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by nationalnwa(m): 5:56pm On Sep 09
Nice story bro... Kip it comin
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:51pm On Sep 09
Umm... honourable talk and do wan play profit with the test results..let fold hands and watch the next action... Thanks OP...

you are welcome brotherly.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:51pm On Sep 09
grin Ya Right
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:54pm On Sep 09

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 123

Johnson: Samuel wetin you do am wey him fight you?

Samuel: h...hi...him him *waving his hand*

Johnson and Obi spaced out in other not to receive any slap from stuttering Samuel, I just remembered my lovely Veronica is waiting for me inside and I balled in.

I shoved at the door but it refused to give way, I raised the foot-mat up and saw the key to my room beneath.
I unlocked it and made myself comfortable on my bed after pulling off my shirt and trouser, I didn't even know when I slept off.
I felt a hand shaking me to wake up, I opened my eyes and saw Veronica smiling at me.

Veronica: big head, wake up!

Me: you don return?

Veronica: wake up, you still dey sleep.

I dragged her by her arm and she fell on me, her soft br-easts on my chest.
I curled my legs around her waist and lay one of my hand on her back.

Me: I missed you.

Veronica: I don hear you, I wan cook or you no want make we eat?

My stomach reminded me that I should have sense.

Me: abeg, food first.

She got up and went to the kitchen while I continued my sleep, a knock landed on my door and I wondered who is at the door.
I got up and went to open up, I saw Anderson and Jojo at the door.

Me: wetin happen?

Jojo: today na caretaker election.

Anderson: but, Honourable I dey do well na.

Jojo: the yard don pass vote of no confidence and dey want conduct another election, Anderson nodey perform well.

Me: when ona wan do the election?

Jojo: today by 5pm.

Anderson: Honourable, but I dey do well as caretaker na.

Me: Anderson, them no want you again no be my fault, go campaign so that you go win.

Jojo: hmm.. Who dey cook inside?

Me: tell your nose to mind himself.

I closed the door and went back to the bed, I lay on the bed till Veronica appeared with the prepared food.
We ate together quietly and I started noticing some changes.

Me: you just dey fat up these days, you swallow snake egg?

Veronica: local man, na women good sickness.

Me: na ona sabi.

We ate and I was called upon to declare the caretaker election open, I stood at the pavement while my tenants sat on the open compound.
Jojo was the one conducting the election, he gave me the list of people that want to contest.

Papa Jayjay, Anderson, Michael, Linus, Rufus.

Me: I greet all of ona.

Tenants: we greet you too.

Me: make we first call Anderson to talk why we no suppose remove am as caretaker of the yard.

Anderson climbed the pavement.

Anderson: I greet all of ona, my people and family.

Tenants: we greet you back.

Anderson: ona know say I serve ona well, make ona no forget the good good luck I don bring come this yard as caretaker, abeg make ona vote me back.

Voices: we no want you again, make ona tell am oohh! 419 caretaker.

Me: Michael, oya come render your speech.

Michael climbed the pavement after Anderson gave way.
He greeted everyone and began his speech.

Michael: ona know how I dey take care of the yard, I go do more ropes wey ona godey dry ona shirts and wrappers, abeg make ona vote me.

Voices: na rope we go chop? no wonder rope dey loss for this yard recently, na him make I nofit call my pikin Michael because na only rope go be him achievement.

Me: make we hear ourselves, Oga Rufus come tell us wetin you go do for us.

Tony: who put Rufus name there?

Peter: I wonder.

Oga Rufus mounted the pavement and Michael took his seat, he greeted everyone.

Rufus: all the girls and women for this yard go get new wrapper, free charging of phone for my room. Because I godey on steady generator.

Voices: Rufus go yansh down, yeye man, you wan thief all our women, ashewo with amu spotted.

Me: make ona calm down, ehnnn.. Oga Rufus you fit come down from the pavement, Linus oya come do your turn.

All the room owners of the yard sat getting ready to cast their votes.
Linus climbed the pavement and greeted everybody.

Linus: if ona vote me, I go buy public yard generator, if Nepa take light we go on. If ona vote me, I go make sure say Madam Cash reduce every cost of goods for her store ten naira, if ona vote me I go make sure say police go dey secure us every night.

Voices: Linus no be governor you dey run for, abeg lie small small.

Me: Linus em don do abeg, make Papa Jayjay come talk him own.

Papa Jayjay stood at the pavement and greeted everyone.

Papa Jayjay: it will be a leverage to have an emeritus with laudable insurmountable years in public service to tender passionate oversee ...

Voices: you don win, go sit down biko, no confuse us here.

Me: time to vote, if you want make Anderson retain him position hands up.

Only his brother and him hands were up.

Anderson: make ona no do na, abeg vote for me.

After the voting was concluded, Linus won the election as the new caretaker.
I went inside the room to Veronica watching movie.

Veronica: you and this your yard people, ehnn..

Me: you don see us na.

She suddenly got up from the bed and ran to the toilet, I started hearing loud Drinking sounds coming from the toilet. I went to the door and realized that she is actually vomiting.

Me: you no well?

She looked at me and smile.

Veronica: yeye boyfriend, I get belle.

I was shocked and happy at a time, which one sef?

Me: for me?

Veronica: who else?

I grabbed her and lift her up swinging and screaming in the room.

Veronica: stop, carry me down.

I was so happy that night, I even called Ugochukwu to inform him of Veronica's pregnancy.
While we were about to sleep, I gave a deep thought concerning our relationship.

Veronica: what next?

Me: marriage.

She blushed and I kissed her face, cuddled her tightly as we slept soundly.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Ayanfe29(f): 10:25pm On Sep 09
E don happen! Veronica don get belle, shakara don end o

BTW, how is your twinnie feeling now?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by preshman22(m): 10:41pm On Sep 09
grin grin[color=#990000][/color]yeye boyfriend
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 8:35pm On Sep 10
Nice update...

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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:48pm On Sep 10
E don happen! Veronica don get belle, shakara don end o

BTW, how is your twinnie feeling now?

belle dey end shakara? lol.

doing better but it is tough, dear
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:48pm On Sep 10

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 124

I slept off with Veronica in my arms, I must have over slept when I heard a loud voice from the hallway.

Voice: *bass* actually actually am back.

Veronica: who get that voice?

Me: one of our crazy visitor, na Mr. Actually him be.

I got up from the bed.

Veronica: where you dey go?

Me: to prepare breakfast for me and our baby.

Veronica: you no serious. Let me do it.

Me: no, I fit do am.

I prepared breakfast and we ate together, I went to the bathroom and had my bath then returned to see Veronica watching movie.
A knock landed on the door, I opened up to find Ugochukwu standing at the door.

Ugochukwu: papa Vic, my man.

Me: Ugogoro my real niggar.

He entered and saw the love of my life sitting on the bed watching movie.

Veronica: good morning.

Ugochukwu: fine morning, our wife. If only you teach your husband how to greet Nigeria economy for don better.

Me: I old pass you.

Ugochukwu: no mind this small boy, congrat our wife, no born another of your husband abeg.

Veronica: I will try.

We left Veronica and headed to the hospital I called Profit to meet us there, we arrived at the doctor desk and find him on sit.

Doc: here is the result sir, you are HIV positive.

Me: tell me say na lie.

Ugochukwu: you get HIV tru tru?

Doc: no be you say my falsify the result?

I breathe out calmly, this doctor no well to dey joke with life and death matter.

Me: your bank details.

Doc: yes, yes, right away.

He wrote it on a piece of paper and passed it to me on the table, I sent the money through mobile bank transfer, his phone on the table made a beep sound and he only looked at it and moved his face.

Me: check am.

Doc: I no need to check am, nice doing business with you.

I shrugged, Ugochukwu and I went out of the hospital building and waited for Profit in the hospital parking lot.

Ugochukwu: how much you send give that doctor?

Me: one hundred thousand naira

Ugochukwu: I know say you no go ever mad pay am that money you mention yesterday.

Me: na you still ask.

Profit arrived looking beautiful as usual, she was looking like a cheat among ladies with her outstanding beauty. This one will make her husband insecure, her beauty cheat be like Messi and Ronaldo in PS2 running from post to post without losing the ball.
She hugged me pressing her sweet front on my chest, my heart started beating different sounds.

Profit: are you okay sweet, what are you doing in a hospital?

Ugochukwu: hello, I am here.

Profit: sorry, good morning. Do I know you?

Ugochukwu: ofcourse, how you no go recognize handsome gentleman like me. Shopping mall.

Profit: oh my! Victor's best friend? am sorry.

I just dey look there two imagining how I wan carry out my mission, when Ugochukwu is tired of being notice.
I gave Profit the HIV test result, she took it and read through it and acted cool.

Profit: what is this?

Me: HIV test.

She looked at me suspiciously and then raised the brown envelope she had with her up.

Profit: I hope this charade is a joke, what is the meaning of this? *she flare up*

Me: I can't be around you and your daughter, am sorry.

Profit: did she put you up to this?

Me: who?

Profit: your girlfriend.

I nodded, she knot a fist trying to calm her temper of not blowing up at me.

Profit: fu-ck you! You don't deserve us, your daughter and I.

She turned and walked away leaving both of us speechless.

Ugochukwu: why she behave like that? you don use your useless penis scatter that girl brain.

Me: I never see her unclothedness talk more of penis matter.

She entered her car and drove away crazily, daughter? I no understand women at all.

Ugochukwu: that babe fine scatter..

Me: na her fine dey your mind now?

Ugochukwu: yes na, you fit hook me and her up, just one night stand I go appreciate.

Me: no worry, I go tell Shantel make she book the hotel room for ona.

Ugochukwu: you don kolo.

We entered inside the car.

Ugochukwu: so, where we dey go now?

Me: market, make we go buy bed confirm how that place we rent for night dey.

Ugochukwu: no wahala.

We drove to the market and bought the bed then drove to the rented apartment in the forest side, we kept the bed inside the apartment and came out to see monkeys jumping around on the trees.

Ugochukwu: why monkey full this area?

Me: because na zoo be this.

My phone rang and I pulled it out of my pocket, the caller was Profit. One mind was telling me not to pick while the other urge me to, the one that want me to pick won.
And I did.

Johannah's voice: daddy, mommy wants to take me back to US, I don't want to go daddy. Please save me.

And the call ended just like that.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 7:37am On Sep 11
Mhmm, see what happens next...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by samuel19222(m): 10:32am On Sep 11
Nice one elvictor
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:55pm On Sep 11
Nice one elvictor
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:56pm On Sep 11
Mhmm, see what happens next...
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 9:56pm On Sep 11

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 125

Ugochukwu: na who call you?

Me: na Profit pikin.

Ugochukwu: wetin happen again?

Me: him mother wan carry her go US.

Ugochukwu: better, make those people try leave you hand, mbok!

Me: come make we dey go my supermarket.

Both of us went out of the area and met some street boys playing ball along the road, we entered our car and drove out of that area and moved up to the urban area.

We arrived at my supermarket after the traffick hassle and parked, I came down and sighted another lady as the door opener.
Olamide and girls.

Me: you no tell me say your wife nodey work for me.

Ugochukwu: see your mouth, thirty thousand na money ehnn?

Me: how many people you don dash thirty k for your life?

Security girl: welcome sir.

I have bought all the stores in that line and also did up and down renovation and making sure CCTV is in every corner of the supermarket with detectors and alarms that buzz at any criminal activities.

Ugochukwu: you try, business man.

Me: hope say you dey learn.

The ladies at the counter greeted me, if not of Olamide girlfriend that was there with them. They won't have been able to recognize, people were moving up and down shopping.

I went directly to my old office and find Olamide there well balanced, my new office was locked down.

Olamide: Oga, good afternoon.

Me: Ola, why you carry all your village girlfriends come my supermarket?

Ugochukwu: you even talk wetin dey my mind.

Olamide: na the new marketing strategy, more girls, more sales.

Me: hope say the sales dey go well.

Olamide: yes, the sales dey go well as I dey monitor am for my system, we only catch one thief.

Me: ona no tell me about am?

Olamide: na small thing, I no wan disturb you.

Me: where the thief dey now?

Olamide: *he scratch his head* we don release after him pay for damage and attempted stealing.

Me: what of the money?

Olamide: him don enter custodian account.

Me: who be custodian?

Olamide: na me.

Me: but na manager I give you.

Ugochukwu: leave the guy na, make we enter your office.

We went inside my new office and I switched on the system, check the sales and supplies.
There was no 'cause for alarm, Olamide have been sincere thus far.

I rounded up and we went out of the supermarket and I went with Ugochukwu to his house.
I didn't see Shantel at home when we got there, the house is really huge.

Me: you spend money for here.

Ugochukwu: I be rich man.

Me: no go fold your small supplier business.

Ugochukwu: the business I dey run fit feed your entire generation.

Me: never talk oh! I fit born generation wey only spend and spend, no wan produce anything.

Ugochukwu: amen.

Me: holy ghost fire!

Ugochukwu: abeg, make we go eat.

We went over to the dinning and he served me delicious meal, after we finished eating we sat in the sitting-room to discuss.

Me: what of your million wife?

Ugochukwu: she dey her new work, the governor help me give am better job.

Me: you for meet me, I for give am work for oil company. So that ona go chop Nigeria oil money.

Ugochukwu: give your wife oil money, leave my own hand.

I gave a call to Veronica telling her I will be back tomorrow, we met with Shantel and ate dinner before we finally depart to the apartment in that bush.

Ugochukwu: why this road dark well well?

Me: sas your voice dey echo for the bush, big boy like you dey fear.

If not that I don't expect ghost to appear from nowhere, I would have turned back and ran.
The place dark die, we didn't keep the house light on.
We finally made it inside the house with the aid of our flashlight, my phone rang it was the landlord calling.

I picked the call, we both greeted each other.

Landlord's voice: ona wan sleep there?

Me: yes, we dey there this night.

Landlord's voice: abeg, make ona keep the light off.

Me: no problem.

I was so stressed out, I went and had my shower then pushed the bed to the window and lay on top.
I lay very close to the window while Ugochukwu was busy making sweet calls with his wife.

I haven't slept enough when Ugochukwu woke me up, I opened my eyes and saw his face close to my own, like say him wan kiss me.

Me: you wan rape me? Commot from my body na.

Ugochukwu: mumu, something dey shine teeth for window?

Me: on the outside light.

Ugochukwu: I dey fear.

Voice: hoo- hoo- hoo- *gboom! gboom!*

Me: man like you, on light.

Ugochukwu: you go on light na, shift I wan sleep for wall.

Me: I nofit shift for you.

I hid my face under the pillow while he took his own pillow and hid his face, the next thing we heard is someone knocking on the door.
I just knew is one foolish monkey disturbing his fore-fathers.

I fenced my ears and slept off, the next morning Ugochukwu woke me up very early.

Ugochukwu: make we dey go.

Me: him too early na.

Ugochukwu: I nofit stay for here abeg, I don leave you go.

Me: I wan sleep small.

He got up angrily and opened the door only to jam it close and ran back to bed gasping.

Me: wetin happen?

Ugochukwu: monkey full outside.

Me: you wan still go?

He didn't reply, I went to the bathroom and took my bath, I called Veronica to meet me at my supermarket so that I can shop for my baby.
Ugochukwu dropped me at the supermarket and drove away, after some minutes Veronica called me that she is outside the supermarket.

I opened the door and saw her standing under the morning sun looking like a rose, I opened my arms wide for her to accept a hug.

Veronica: nooooo...!!

I didn't understand what happened or how it happened, I saw her jumped with a force that I didn't expect of a lady and fell on the ground.
Gasping for breathe, I was spellbound as I watched on only to see pool of blood gathering around her struggling body for life.

Me: I dey dream! *I scream*

I closed and opened my eyes twice but I no gree wake up 'cause no be dream.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Ayanfe29(f): 5:28am On Sep 12

belle dey end shakara? lol.

doing better but it is tough, dear

It's well. He'll get over it soon

Ah! Who shoot our Vero o?
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 7:33pm On Sep 12

It's well. He'll get over it soon
Ah! Who shoot our Vero o?
our two women oh!
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by dawno2008(m): 9:33pm On Sep 13
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed @Elvictor,you this wicked writer, so Veronica time don end be that.

Kai!!! Walahi you harsh non be small angry angry
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:09pm On Sep 13
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed @Elvictor,you this wicked writer, so Veronica time don end be that.

Kai!!! Walahi you harsh non be small angry angry

Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Elvictor: 11:10pm On Sep 13

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

Episode 126

The way cars and people are disappearing in the vicinity will make you think killing rampage was going on, I quickly pulled out my phone and dialed Ugochukwu's number.

Me: drive come my shop now now, them don shoot Veronica.

Ugochukwu's voice: how? when? Jesus!!

I ended the call and went for Veronica's struggling body. I raised her head and placed my legs under, she held my hand strongly smiling with her bloodshot eyes.

Me: no leave me.

Veronica: *chuckle weakly* I love you.

She closed her eyes and I shook her vigorously but she didn't respond but was still breathing heavily, Ugochukwu pulled over.

Ugochukwu: carry her come.

I used all the manly strength in me to lift her up in my arms, she too get plenty meat for body.
He opened the back door and I lifted her in, and also got in the driver's seat.
He ignited the car and we gun down the street with speed.

Ugochukwu: wetin happen?

Me: I no know, she just shout no and the next thing I see na blood everywhere.

Ugochukwu: she still dey alive.

Me: she nofit die, baby, stay alive oohh! I don buy our engagement ring, you better don't die before I send bokoharam come land of dead.

Ugochukwu: na your own motivational quote for person wey wan die be that.

Me: focus on the road, so that we go get there fast.

We got to the hospital and he parked anyhow, I find a way to open the car door and kicked it wide open.
With the help of Ugochukwu I was able to bring her out and rushed to the counter of the ugly nurse.

Me: emergency! help! nurse!! doctor!!!

Ugochukwu: make I go meet the doctor.

Ugly nurse: oga, carry your voice down you dey disturb the hospital abeg.

Me: my fiancee dey die, I never get your time, make somebody carry her go emergency ward.

Ugly nurse: fiancee my foot, wey your police report?

Me: you dey mad, you know who I be?

Ugochukwu came out with the doctor and two nurses, one of them bearing a bed forward.

Ugly nurse: I no wan know oga.

Doctor: honourable.

I hand over Veronica to them and they lay on the bed, they moved her away to intense care unit.
I be wan escort them.

Doctor: you nofit follow us honourable.

Ugochukwu: guy, chill... nothing go do her.

Ugly nurse: sir, nothing will happen to your beautiful fiancee, God is in control.

I glared at the ugly witch behind the counter and felt like strangling her to death, no... no.. I will have to start with somebody first before her.
I went out of the hospital with Ugochukwu following me from behind.

Ugochukwu: where we dey go?

I didn't answer him, I entered the car and mounted the wheel.
He joined me in the car staring at me, I put the car in motion and edged it into the city driving like there won't be tomorrow.

Ugochukwu: abeg, if you wan join Vero drop me for one corner abeg.

I slowed down and took a bent and then gunned down the street, curve into GRA and then located Profit's residence.
I blared the horn of my car at the gate non-stop but nobody opened the gate for me.

Ugochukwu: wetin we dey do here, na?

I came down from the car and marched towards the gate, but it was opened by the gateman before I could make good use of my fists.

Gateman: oga, madam don travel yesterday with small madam.

I breeze pass the gate-man and bumped into a wall or a rock as I tried to step inside the compound through the gateway formed at the corner.
I looked up and saw one of the gorilla of Profit standing immobile before me.

Me: your madam don travel? *I ask the gateman looking back*

Gateman: na wetin I dey try tell you, Oga.

Me: I no hear you na, you for shout my hear.

I turned back and went back to the car, mounted the wheel and reversed silently.
Ugochukwu was shaking his head.

Ugochukwu: I think say you go kill somebody or somebody go kill you with the anger you drive come here.

Me: the person wey I wan kill nodey there na.

Ugochukwu: and you believe wetin them tell you say she nodey inside the house, you for go check to confirm.

Me: if you help me check you go die? and Veronica dey hospital dey die.

Ugochukwu: you no remember say your fiancee dey hospital before you carry this your blood stain clothe, drive like mad person come here just to hear super story.

Me: wetin you expect me to do?

Ugochukwu: fight your way through or call police, air force, navy, soldier, because that gorilla need the combination.

Me: you know say na gorilla, na you want me to fight?

Ugochukwu: ehem na.

I hissed and drove to the hospital, we arrived at the hospital premises and I couldn't just move my feet to get inside the hospital.
I started pacing around aimlessly at the parking lot.

Ugochukwu: try calm down, like like this you go first Veronica die sef.

Me: as you dey talk dey easy for you, you no know how I dey feel now.

Ugochukwu: make we go meet the doctor to know her condition, or you no wan follow me?

I decided to come with him, we stepped into the waiting room and find the ugly nurse eyes on us.

Ugly nurse: Honourable, we are sorry for your wife predicament.

I looked at her and hissed, we both sat on the waiting chairs.
I couldn't just sit there doing nothing, I got up and started pacing around.
Immediately I saw the doctor, I ran to him halfway into the hallway.

Me: doctor, she dey alive?

Doctor: we able to...

I gripped his neck and choked all those medical big big grammar to his stomach.

Ugochukwu: calm down now, no be him shoot Veronica.

Doctor: she is alive but we lost the child.

I breathed in sharply..

Doctor: she...

I closed my ears with my palms and walked away, and went back to the chair.
Ugochukwu discussed with him and came back to me.

Ugochukwu: she need blood.

Me: I no know any of her relatives, make them buy the blood, money dey.


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Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Shedrack777: 4:27am On Sep 14
very interesting story i must commend. good job OP
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by Lakesc(m): 4:57pm On Sep 14
Which enemy of progress won kill our veronica nah? Profit, Aisha be careful.. Thanks Op
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by dawno2008(m): 6:32pm On Sep 14
Me dey suspect that yeye first lady,wey honourable amu nor dey do am. embarassed
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Sep 14
I don't think my babe (Profit) has the balls to shoot Vero.
PS: She literally has no balls grin

Nice one Elvictor! Keep it up.
Re: Oga Landlord 21+ by GeneralOnovo(m): 9:41pm On Sep 14
Nice work Elvictor

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