nextstep:


Move on to where, my broda? They are all the same, so just manage the one you fit manage.

What about the ones that have two or three phones, depending on which boyfriend they're going to visit?

Ryan03:
lemme believe you

omooba969:


@bolded,

Having more than one phone is a RED FLAG.

ibkkk wot do u think?

dermmy:


Sorry bro, shit happens.

ibkkk:



Does it really matter?

omooba969:


It smells of wahala ni..

Heistman:
we both know that's a big lie

enemyofprogress:
[s]Rubbish! As she talk sey her monthly period don start manage am like that or enter her from the other side(yansh) and make sure she suck you well well and throwey the akamu for her mouth. When you finish tell her never to come your house again. I ate nonsense especially from girls.[/s]

Vickyrotex and ajepako I think una dey see wetin your landlord pikin do my friend?

ibkkk:




No wahala kankan dear. You don't have to judge a babe with the number of phones she has.
The most important thing is being real as the case may be.

madampresident:
Fake story

safarigirl:
^{Women keep their options open, anybody that pops the question first, wins the race.}

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

UncleJJ:


Women keep their legs open, and whoever pops the question before or after the fact; gets what's left.

UnusualJhay:


sorry o, did he tell you he'd marry her? ?...

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

DaddyRochie1642:
You Can Crawl back to your Room and Sleep

OROSUNBOLB:


You're not just getting my points. Below is my comment on a similar thread perhaps, it will give you a better understanding of my position on such subjects.

Liked at 11:16am On May 20:
Romance / Re: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by OROSUNBOLB(m): 10:55pm On May 19
The easiest way to know if your woman is cheating on you is through her phone. Guy,check that phone of hers and discover wonders ! When you see contact names like " Prayer warrior ", " Pastor" ,Mummy Praise, 3x, Sister B,etc, don't be deceived,the real faces behind those fictitious names are the cheating partners.

Look out for these signs if you are suspecting your woman:

1. She chats most time with a particular contact e.g "prayer warrior". That is her man !

2.Check her Facebook contact list,you are not likely to find that particular man there. She is being careful and trying to hide the identity of her partner in crime.

3. She lies and contradicts herself often times.

4. She gives funny excuses to go out and travels out of town without informing you. When you confront her about this,she tells you it was a business trip and that she didn't plan it.

5. Her attitudes towards you change. She is already comparing you with her man outside and she is of the opinion that the man is better !

Above points apply mostly to married women who cheat on their husbands.

Cheaters are killers, be warned ! Just divorce her once you have your facts because if you don't, she is likely to send you six feet below the ground.

madampresident:
Fake story

Fragility6:

Dem no tie her to am cum mean say she go turn public toilet? D way una dey reason eh.Tueh

dermmy:


BS. So a faithful wife falls from heaven? Won't the man court the woman before they tie the knot? A lady that cheats during courtship won't be faithful to you when you marry her. As if marriage guarantees faithfulness and loyalty. This is the dumbest post i have seen on NL

Sammarshall:


You’re the dumbest guy I have read his post this year.

So because you’re dating her without any plans for her, she should be faithful to you?

Get a life Mr!

Every girl needs assurance!

Give her a reason to stay with you and she will be stupid to cheat on you.

AFONJACOW:
25th December last year been my birthday, nah so I waited for my gf to come cook Christmas rice she no show until 7pm because we planned to finish the party in the club, not knowing she went out for another party ooo, anyway as she arrived I just told her to enter Moto make we commot no need of cooking again since it's late we drove to one of the popular club in town I called few nighty type friends to come around, as we were poping wine up and down, so after some hours of dancing and drinking I got ex-husband and decided to chill out in the car I went along with her phone , that day devil enter my head I decided to check her messages I tried few passwords it didn't open until I give it another try here it goes I sharply navigate to her WhatsApp what I saw , guys was eyesore couldn't believe, this is a girl I have been with for more than 3yrs and even planning to settle down with, all the alcohol wey dey my body just disappeared, we went home she fast asleep I decided to continue with the chat , I buzz the guy he replied we chatted for long until I can't take it any longer when he asked her to look for nearby hotel they can stay bcuz last he came she didn't stay long bcuz of distance , nah so I use slap wake this girl up after I stopped replying and he starting calling her line , only line nah only me dey call, I told her to answer the calls she will pick and hung it , I vex that night na so I carry hand break my plasma TV and few things in my room, I made that day horrible for her he didn't fight ooo but I called her all kind of unprinted names tires, for sure we letter settle ooo in the morning and goes back to our normal lives but she never admit another person has bleeped her since we started, now I'm planing of getting married this Christmas and she's still in No1 position among few girls I had but the ghost of that particular incidents still torment me , I can't marry any girl bleeped by another guy while courting.... Women are something else

Emperor002:
pls hw can i spy into my partner fone witout dem knwing i want to clear my doubt